Delta Echo Romeo Papa 🔜 GBUK, Pawsome
@itsaderpdrone
Weapon grade chaotic cumdump. Drone. Dog. Previously a Hoss. Permalocked 🔐 as of 11/7/26 🪖🐕⚡️⛓️🤛👟⚽️🏈🏒🧎💩 📍Manchester 🇬🇧 Head down, ass up.
I’m not saying all my breakfasts are suspicious but there’s definitely a recurring theme.
When the level of dinner is microwave kebab and salad…
London and back in a day to onboard a new member of staff…
Despite the avi here I am a dog/pup as well ^^
The M&S ones are good imho. This has quite a spicy kick!
I found a larger base ring and a cage strap has solved my problems Sir and being permanently locked now Sir…
Hey Derp how’s it goin… IADD: I’M A UNICORN MOTHERFUCKERS
This week has been wild. Long hot days of work in an office without AirCon. Have some family stuff that needs attention. Trying to look after myself and enjoy the small moments and not push too hard.
So did maybe it’s just as well to close down CERN to make sure DomTopCinder doesn’t reappear. No one needs that…
I’ve just had a Merlot served cold to me and it’s kind of blown my mind a little bit… (in the good way I think, currently very confused)
Don’t fuck with our privacy and safety @reconnews.bsky.social Cc @stiefelkopp.bsky.social
This sock crime let alone the sneakers is making me irrationally angry. In my defence I have been awake since 2:30am travelling with work.
Out early in the peaks and got my buddy with me in spirit when I’m riding now 💙 😎
Definitely no wanking overnight with this setup 😬
Well the locking up thing seems to be back on…
Seeing as someone asked for skin gear photos.
Contemplating organising a military weekend in the UK next year. Is anyone interested? What activities would you like to do if it happens? Can you sort your own transport? Do you have a tent? Are you really sure you want Major Derp in charge? 👀 🫡 Would you want to do cool shit like this? 😈
International day of latex so of course I was playing this evening in footie kit and instead of play photos am posting a photo of my giant post play carvery instead.
Just done studying for one thing and now on to the next XD Medic drone is happening (of sorts) 👀
Oh suspicious smoothie! My breakfast reliable and true. Reminding me of the filth I deserve down my funnel hood. Or down nasal feeding tubes. And yet your comforting chocolate flavour. Yet bitter enough to remind me of my truth. Good morning, smoothie.
Practising cleaning my gear before hopefully doing a Sirs soon 👀
Making French dressing with the Red Hot Chili Peppers, stuck in my head: Dreaming of emulsification. 🎶 Californiacation
Another off piste dinner with the wife away. Deep fried soft shell crab and lobster salad. Ice cold dirty martini.