Jeannie Warner

@jeanniewarner

SFWA Writer, pro security snark, hockey player and coach with couch commentary. I run writersdrinkingcoffee.com podcast. Jeanniewarner.com If you don't participate in a sport, stop attempting to gatekeep that sport. I have spoken.

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Jeannie Warner@jeanniewarner· Jul 12

A cartoon: museum of meaningless metrics. Inside glass cases are, from left to right: lines of code (an antique print out sheet), story points with numbered placards. Pull requests, and finally tokens spent. A suited man stands in front of the tokens spent digital display saying, "Our newest exhibit."

Jeannie Warner@jeanniewarner· Jun 7

I'm confused that anyone is confused about the Mormons being left off the official military mojo list. So there it is right there. It just doesn't have "Christian - " ahead of it. Why the LDS kerfuffle?

A snapshot of the list off of military.com. It runs from Christian - non-denominational through Christian death seventh-day Adventist. The very next entry is Church of Jesus Christ of latter-day saints. The two letter indicator is CJ.

This author quietly wonders if people are lost because it doesn't say LDS...

Jeannie Warner@jeanniewarner· May 30

"Anybody who thinks we ain't got a bunch of gay players in all sports, they're just stupid." Charles Barkley via The Athletic

Jeannie Warner@jeanniewarner· Apr 30

Shameless self-promotion day! Our Oz anthology still needs backers.

A picture of the front of a book filled with the characters in The Land of Oz. There are a list of authors on the front. The link is www.indiegogo.com/projects/jendiagammon/omniboz-tales-from-the-land-of-oz

Jeannie Warner@jeanniewarner· Apr 26

And I just had these new t-shirts designed by a friend.

It's a plain t-shirt that says not a spy in quotation marks.

Jeannie Warner@jeanniewarner· Apr 26

In the first image Dr evil is on the phone with his hairless cat saying my poll numbers are at 32%! In the next image there's a woman screaming sent in the fake assassin!

Jeannie Warner@jeanniewarner· Apr 26

A picture from groundhog Day with Bill Murray smiling for the camera with his microphone. The caption reads "it's fake assassination day...again."

Jeannie Warner@jeanniewarner· Apr 11

A quote from Medvedev: "Trump should not think that the video archive of his past moralities is only in the hands of Mossad".

Jeannie Warner@jeanniewarner· Mar 20

Hockey girls refuse to relinquish the term to loser boys.

A girl sits across the table in a bar. She's wearing a shamrock long sleeve shirt and a white hat that says goon in enormous letters. She's toting a cider in each hand.

Jeannie Warner@jeanniewarner· Mar 8

Two women stand together holding signs. The first reads: Happy International Women's Day to all my sisters.
The second reads: Not just my cis-ters.

Jeannie Warner@jeanniewarner· Mar 1

Bubblemaps showing insiders making $1.3M betting on a US strike in Iran.

Jeannie Warner@jeanniewarner· Jan 25

A screenshot of 47 declaring in social media post that "only criminals carry guns in our streets."

Cheeto accidentally tells the truth.

Jeannie Warner@jeanniewarner· Jan 25

Partisan registration of athletes by sports league - wnba (68% D), NBA (43% D), NFL (34% D), NHL (Lowest - under 7% D), MLB (8% D). (I used rounding.) Large swaths of "independent". The rest GOP.

Jeannie Warner@jeanniewarner· Jan 20

Because the NHL is dabbling in pride jerseys again without committing their players to wearing them, I'm obliged to post my favorite cartoon.

The Life of Sharks!
1. Shark in a baseball cap talking to shark in a rainbow sweater
"What are you wearing?"
"It's a pride t-shirt."
2. "I didn't know you were lgbtq+."
"I'm not. I'm being supportive."
3. We can now see some sort of teal creature on the baseball cap.
"That's just virtue signaling."
4. "So when did you start playing for the Miami dolphins?"

Jeannie Warner@jeanniewarner· Jan 18

Jeannie Warner@jeanniewarner· Jan 7

Hegel again?

Girl: Dad, why do people give up freedom for security?
Dad: It's called the hegelian dialectic sweetie. They create a problem. The problem creates a reaction. If there is enough fear in hysteria people will not only accept the solution that limits their rights but they will actually beg for it.

Jeannie Warner@jeanniewarner· Jan 5

Grok gave us this (stolen from a feed on Facebook).

It is a picture of 47, Kegsbreath, and cronies standing around that situation room which is basically black drapery over some curtain rods. However thanks to AI manipulation, they are all wearing bikinis. Also the AI was more complementary to hair.

Jeannie Warner@jeanniewarner· Dec 13

A picture of an Aussie gal and a US gal flanking a picture of Joe in his hiking hat. The background is Otago somewhere green.

Jeannie Warner@jeanniewarner· Dec 12

On vacay in NZ. Spouse off Tramping with my buddy Abbie. Tramping - local word for hiking. Otago Shag are all the carp in the Dunedin Chinese garden. My inner 12yo is at peace.

Framed by the front window and dash of a car is a majestic picture of a large mountain and lake. The mountain has an ombre effect starting green near the water and heading up into Brown. Super pretty and utterly without signs of human habitation.

Jeannie Warner@jeanniewarner· Dec 6

Being awarded a Peace Prize by FIFA is like being given an honorary doctorate by Panda Express..

Jeannie Warner@jeanniewarner· Dec 2

Taylor and Pelosi fighting for AIDS funding in Congress.

Nancy pelosi and Elizabeth Taylor seated before Congress to bring national attention to the HIV/AIDS crisis.

Jeannie Warner@jeanniewarner· Nov 29

An ancient history pic for @aspiringluddite.bsky.social

It is a picture from the SCA of the king and queen and a local Baron sitting in front of her red and white pavilion. Everybody looks 35 years younger than they do today. Aspiring Luddite is in outland's livery of green with a leaping white stag embattled by gold.

Jeannie Warner@jeanniewarner· Oct 14

Jeannie Warner@jeanniewarner· Sep 25

A real look at the Autistic spectrum...

A post: my children are not on the autism spectrum because I took Tylenol. They're on the autism spectrum because i, a person who will wear only one type of shoe and can't eat food that is "too potato-y" had babies with him in who has an encyclopedic knowledge of European aristocracy but a limited ability to process social cues.

Jeannie Warner@jeanniewarner· Sep 3

We played an ice hockey tournament over the weekend. These are my Stormtroopers.

A cluster of fantastic women with ages ranging from 24 to 66 posing on the ice without helmets. They look fantastic. Some of them have fought cancer, some of them have fought for mental health. All of them are awesome.

Jeannie Warner@jeanniewarner· Aug 27

Us: I don't understand why you demand unlimited guns?
CONSERVATIVES: to defend America when tyrannical government to place the military on American civilians.
Trump: I'm deploying the military on American civilians.
CONSERVATIVES: (image of Homer Simpson disappearing back into a hedge.)

Jeannie Warner@jeanniewarner· Aug 12

3rd grade reading.

Jeannie Warner@jeanniewarner· Aug 10

The NCWHL annual Give Hockey a Try Day was a smashing success. 35 new skaters, 11 new goalies. This is inclusion at its finest for women in sports. Know what it's like to live life as a woman? Join us! #HockeyForWomen #NeverTooOld #NoGatekeeping #TransWelcome

Jeannie Warner@jeanniewarner· Aug 9

The Epstein records were sealed by a judge until after Ghislaine's trial. They were not unsealed until January 2024.

Trump...ran on a platform promising to release the files. THEN blocked them.

Jeannie Warner@jeanniewarner· Aug 6

From the title I had to leave this here.