JJW

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JJW@jjw· 23d

back to @trenchcrusade.bsky.social for a minute, there is something wrong with this dog

My Cult of the Black Grail War band. Freshly glued to bases and some of them undercoated in matte black

JJW@jjw· 23d

also finally got the copper onto some of the necrons. @thearmypainter.bsky.social metallics flow so nicely.

Some poorly painted and unfinished necrons with space marines hiding in the back.

JJW@jjw· 23d

undercoating them the old fashioned way. gosh @thearmypainter.bsky.social make nice paints and if they wanted to sponsor me my dms are open

JJW@jjw· 23d

gluing minis together

Trench crusade miniatures being glued together

JJW@jjw· 27d

Just got the best birthday present from @meadowargus.bsky.social

An amazing water colour painting of a silica gel sachet

The back of the painting which has the original silica gel sachet taped to it. It also says Dear JJW HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM Jo. Jo has also added “do not eat this postcard” to the bottom.

JJW@jjw· 27d

she’s bubbly

JJW@jjw· 29d

baggie of garlic > silica gel sachet

A small plastic bag, the kind you’d usually buy drugs in, filled with garlic gloves (which is essentially a drug, right?)

JJW@jjw· 29d

back on the ferment

Chopping board with fennel, shallots, habaneros, cucumbers, green capsicum, and garlic on it.

A fermentation jar with chopped up fennel, shallots, habaneros, cucumbers, green capsicum, and garlic in brine.

JJW@jjw· Jul 12

the best birthday present wasn’t the present itself, it was the silica gel sachets we found on the way

Two silica gel sachets which have DO NOT EAT / BIODRY written on them as well as an illustration of a ships wheel followed by what looks like “gnce”.

JJW@jjw· Jul 11

Ah so holy shit this is good.

JJW@jjw· Jul 10

found me some

A brown paper bag with bright red habanero chillies in it 🔥

JJW@jjw· Jul 1

careful out there, kiddos

Screenshot of the Herald Sun website with a story about drug use

One dead, more in hospital from 'heroin overdose' after using meth, cocaine

Victoria's health department has issued an urgent alert after one person died and "multiple" others were taken to hospital after taking methamphetamine and cocaine which was unknowingly mixed with heroin.

JJW@jjw· Jun 30

I don’t know why, but both your replies are showing up as sorta muted. I haven’t muted you! Don’t know what’s going on 🫣

JJW@jjw· Jun 25

why is a kid painting a meth pipe on a ceramic decoration for a playground?

The channel of a water feature in a playground. Mosaic tiles interspersed with ceramics painted by kids at a local school. There are: ants, mushrooms, frogs, yabbies, turtles, flowers and some other stuff… but one catches this guys eye. Look at the next alt text for a better description of a closer up photo.

Same as the previous image with The channel of a water feature in a playground. Mosaic tiles interspersed with ceramics painted by kids at a local school. Closer focus on the one that caught my eye. There is a frog, a turtle, a colourful lizard(?), a not so colour lizard with a pink eye… and then in the centre the one which caught my attention. Look at the next alt text for a better description of a closer up photo.

It looks like a god damn meth pipe. Why is a kid painting a meth pipe. I guess it could be a tadpole or a very skinny ghost?

JJW@jjw· Jun 24

went to the zoo the other day. made some frens

God damn cassowary looking all dinosaury and scary like.

JJW@jjw· Jun 21

hasn’t the lincoln reflecting pool always been a bit gross? i was there in 2016 and the water did not taste good then

jjw standing in front of the Lincoln Reflecting Pool with the Washington Monument visible in the background

JJW@jjw· Jun 17

why would I ever give substack my photo id to subscribe to someone’s newsletter?

Screencap of Substack asking me to give them my id or a selfie or dna sample or something. Fuck off.

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JJW@jjw· Jun 16

my night sorted

a large pile of silica gel sachets

DESICCANT
SILICA GEL
DO NOT EAT
THROW AWAY

JJW@jjw· Jun 10

want me to get you one?

Poster in the window of a convenience store that shows they are giving away V branded beanies.

JJW@jjw· Jun 7

a lil’ amuse-bouche, as they say, to kick start the day.

A teeny tiny silica gel sachet that says “DO NOT EAT” + branding.

NO COMER
食べてはいけない
NICHT ESSEN
NE PAS MANGER

JJW@jjw· May 26

i thought the zoo was supposed to be family friendly 🥵🐢💦

A male Hermann’s Tortoise (Testudo hermanni) mounting a female Hermann’s Tortoise. The male tortoise has the most joyful look of pure ecstasy on his tortoisey little face. The female tortoise is casually eating a leaf. Photo is taken through glass at a Melbourne Zoo. I hope they make cute little tortoise babies.

JJW@jjw· May 25

uh should i be worried?

Donald Trump, looking absolutely magnificent in all his splendour and not at all like a decrepit dementia-ridden paedo, at a podium. Auto transcript says ”like I'm looking at Jackson”

JJW@jjw· May 24

it only got a 4.7 on imdb but it’s one of my all time favourite episodes

Opening title of Star Trek: TNG.

"The one where Riker fucks an alien while sitting on a backwards facing chair"

JJW@jjw· May 24

what’s in your bluesky drafts?

Screenshot of JJW’s bluesky drafts

Back
Drafts
15d
pro tip:
I don't see why we don't just create The Matrix
1mo
IRL
2mo
A friend
2mo
2mo
If Iran wants a new supreme leader, I'm open to offers.
2mo
I heard that we
2mo
I'd be for
So many thoughts, you should post one

JJW@jjw· May 20

if i get arrested it’s @iwriteok.bsky.social and @jkass99.bsky.social’s fault for making me froth rabidly and squeal with glee while on a train.

Screenshot of podcast feed.

BEHIND THE BASTARDS
Bonus Episode: Untitled Warhammer
Robert and Joe Kassabian are soon launching a new podcast about Warhammer 40,000 and you. This episode acts as a le...
Yesterday • 50min.

JJW@jjw· May 20

it’s not looking good:

A screenshot of the AusPost app which shows a very convoluted pathway of sorting:

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JJW@jjw· May 17

i know now is not the time but i have a powerful hankering to go on a cruise ship on nnalubaale / lake victoria

Screenshot from cnn headline reads: “Latest Ebola outbreak an emergency of international concern, WHO declares”

Photo: a masked health official uses a thermometer to screen people in front of Kibuli Muslim Hospital in Kampala, Uganda, on May 16, 2026

JJW@jjw· May 16

Concealed within his fortress, the lord of Mordor sees all. His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth, and flesh. You know of what I speak, Gandalf: a great Eye, lidless, wreathed in flame.

The Eye of Sauron in carrot form being held by a hand in front of a concrete wall.

JJW@jjw· May 16

🤔

JJW@jjw· May 15

Oh and Bugman’s standard bearer