Joehills.net
@joehills
Nashville, TN
Tennesseans, don’t forget to vote today! There was no line when I arrived at my precinct, so you may be in and out quickly!
I don’t know if this counts as a card because it is on a paper towel instead of cardstock, but happy birthday!
Setting up my gaming and coloring table for this weekend’s Gamers Outreach Charity event! The schedule is at live.hermitcraft.com
This Sunday, HermitCraft is hosting a world tour with guests! We're welcoming some of the folks helping make the 2026 GFG weekend special! Join us as we tour our Season 11 world, announce our guests, and hype up our schedule of events for the Apr 11-12th charity weekend!
Mark your calendars for the HermitCraft charity stream weekend benefitting @gamersoutreach.org on April 11th and 12th, 2026! Meeting up with my friends the last couple years to entertain y'all and help raise so much for children's hospitals has helped me appreciate how caring our community can be!
Join Cleo and I on our weekly crafts stream tomorrow at 8:30am Central as I attempt to fabricate a flexible hose to replace this decayed vacuum-cleaner part!
If you missed the press conference, Rubio repeatedly said that folks need to take what Trump says seriously because he’s a man of action. Trump described the strike as, “one of the most precise attacks on sovereignty,” so I guess I’ll just hand this over to Oxford Dictionary of English.
Sunday is the first #HermitCraft 11 Stream Day! You can get the schedule in your timezone at live.hermitcraft.com
Halloween preparations are in full swing at the Hills house! Today my chat challenged me to capture Keralis’ energy in pumpkin form, and I think I may have succeeded!
HermitCraft Season 10 is shutting down at 7pm US Central Time on Tuesday, September 30th. I'll be streaming live with my friends at twitch.tv/joehills
Howdy, HermitCraft guests! Here's a World Tour Guidebook highlighting a dozen mini-games and a few other points of interest on the server! Feel free to show these pages publicly with your viewers if you'd like to plan and build hype for your visit this Saturday!
Yoo-hoo, big season blowout! I'm going live for a couple hours to work on my space telescopes on HermitCraft 10! Let's fix up the XRISM and maybe build some roof to keep it out of the snow! twitch.tv/joehills
This Saturday, my spectacular spouse @badgerspanner.bsky.social and I will be celebrating our first wedding anniversary at 8:30pm CDT at twitch.tv/joehills Let's reminisce about the last year and look forward to many more!
September 20th will be our big season blow-out World Tour with Guests! Join us for a server tour and mini-games!
Despite my earlier setbacks trying to re-paint colorful old thrifted beads, my abacus project continues! My attempt yesterday to fabric dye new wooden beads seems successful after three hours of soaking and 18 hours of drying!
If you’re walking to Tomato Art Fest, I’d recommend bypassing Russell Street—it is currently taken over as the parade staging corral.
Hey, @zombiecleo.bsky.social, I bought the basis for an actual craft project for next Wednesday! I’ve gotta turn the green beads a new color somehow!
Lauryn: everyone will be dressed very goth, but wear whatever you want—you won’t embarrass me. Me, emerging in a black matrix-tab-collar button-down shirt and bright green shorts: is this Nathan Barley enough? Lauryn: you have to change. Me: that’s okay, my Baldur’s Gate shirt has a skull on it.
Congrats to J.D. for the furthest throw at 12 feet and an inch! The table has barely survived!
Table-flipping starts at 6pm! We’re at the canopy up the hill from the pool (outside lower Mayfield). Rules: 1. No running start 2. Feet must stay planted 3. Both hands under the tabletop 4. No twisting the table while throwing 5. One throw per contestant 6. Furthest throw wins! #playOnCon
System President Dr. Gold: “as a father of two, I can attest that insanity is heredity, we get it from our children.”
Good morning, everyone! I'm jumping back on HermitCraft 10 for a couple hours! twitch.tv/joehills