Judge John Hodgman

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Have your pressing issues decided by Famous Minor Television Personality John Hodgman, Certified Judge, and Bailiff Jess Thorn.

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Judge John Hodgman@judgejohnhodgman· 6d

Our favorite Maine guy, Joel, is BACK and answering the important questions: should you take the last two gas station hot dogs?

Judge John Hodgman@judgejohnhodgman· 7d

A little teaser for an upcoming episode - the final Book Gavel

Picture of a book cover that reads, "Inside SINA" in red font, with a colored pencil drawing of a horse wearing a pair of yellow shorts. Underneath the horse drawing is black text that reads, "The Society for Indecency to Naked Animals"

Judge John Hodgman@judgejohnhodgman· 7d

Does a punitive marital strategy ever work? How good IS Slay the Spire Two? Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff @jessethorn.bsky.social weigh in on our latest episode, SHEETS and Desist!

Judge John Hodgman@judgejohnhodgman· 10d

Judge John Hodgman says: give your sister the dang fork, Maude!!

Judge John Hodgman@judgejohnhodgman· 14d

🚨ATTENTION🚨 We are looking for DISPUTES for our upcoming School House DOCK-et: - Is it better to buy a hot lunch, or pack a cold one? - Do you drive to school, or is it bus only? - Is it really college if you have to drive there? - Why are trapper keepers the best? Submit Here: maximumfun.org/jjho/

Judge John Hodgman@judgejohnhodgman· Jul 12

This week's SWIFT JUSTICE is for the dads, and the dads in spirit! We rule on whether the USS Ironside was an ironclad or not - and develop a new special interest in the process

Judge John Hodgman@judgejohnhodgman· Jul 9

Bailiff @jessethorn.bsky.social never misses a chance for a Grandmaster Melly Mel reference! Our latest episode, COUNTER ARGUMENT, is now streaming wherever you get your podcasts

Judge John Hodgman@judgejohnhodgman· Jul 2

From our latest episode, when we open the mailbag: what is the correct way to cut a sandwich? There is down the middle, there is in triangles, and then there is...the boat shape method. Diagram submitted by our litigant.

Judge John Hodgman@judgejohnhodgman· Jun 30

We want YOU for our new disputes! That's right, we're looking for cases - the pettier the better. Judge @hodgman.bsky.social and Bailiff @jessethorn.bsky.social are waiting to judge YOU! Without your cases, we don't have a show, so submit your best (and your worst) to us at: maximumfun.org/jjho/

Judge John Hodgman in judge's robes and Bailiff Jesse Thorn in his suit stand on stage holding microphones. Yellow text reads: SEND US YOUR DISPUTES! maximumfun.org/JJHO

Judge John Hodgman@judgejohnhodgman· Jun 29

On this week's episode we pass swift justice on the question: Is it ever okay to floss at the dinner table? We hope this is an easy for you 😬 watch to see how Judge @hodgman.bsky.social and Bailiff @jessethorn.bsky.social rule!

Judge John Hodgman@judgejohnhodgman· Jun 25

In light of today's Supreme Court Ruling, a lil reminder about the constitution (from our trip to Tijuana with @alotrolado-org.bsky.social )

Judge John Hodgman@judgejohnhodgman· Jun 18

We got KNICKS FEVER and the only prescription is...your cases! Send us your best would you rathers, and your best either/ors for the court to judge! Just email hodgman@maximumfun.org and we'll do the rest ;)

Judge John Hodgman@judgejohnhodgman· Jun 17

Our latest episode, PECKS and Balances, is up on YouTube! We had to call attention to these excellent Kiss-puns underneath each litigants' name. PS, are you watching out for our litigant intros? Video editor Daniel Speer makes them bespoke every time ;) Watch here: youtu.be/sAy3YiX71oc

A middle aged white man with brown hair, mustache, and beard, sits in front of a microphone. His title chyron reads: ERICH, no particular sign, He's more compatible with. Next to him sits a white woman, sandy blonde hair, in front of a microphone. Her title chyron reads: ALLISON, how did it end up like this? it was only a kiss

Judge John Hodgman@judgejohnhodgman· Jun 16

Our CONTROVERSIAL ice cream docket episode has a follow up from one of our litigants regarding the liminal space that is Jordan's Furniture!

Judge John Hodgman@judgejohnhodgman· Jun 9

NIGHT COURT with Judge @hodgman.bsky.social and Bailiff @jessethorn.bsky.social at @thecoolidge.bsky.social, an all-new LIVE show featuring comedy, music, mob justice, and guest @eugenemirman.bsky.social THIS Thursday 6/11! Get Tickets Here before they sell out: coolidge.org/events/judge...

Bailiff Jesse Thorn in his bailiff outfit and Judge John Hodgman in judge robes looking directly at camera holding microphones on stage with yellow text that reads: NIGHT COURT, Coolidge Corner Theater, Thursday June 11, Featuring Guest Eugene Mirman!

Judge John Hodgman@judgejohnhodgman· Jun 8

Judge John and Bailiff Jesse dive into what, exactly, happens with the trash - uh, we mean 'food scraps' - that end up on their neighbors lawn. Where's an Audrey II when you need her??

Judge John Hodgman@judgejohnhodgman· Jun 5

The first rule of a podcast is: if they say there is a noise, make them MAKE THAT NOISE!

Judge John Hodgman@judgejohnhodgman· May 19

We can't wait for tomorrow's episode, featuring author of the viral phenomenon Heated Rivalry, Rachel Reid! Subscribe and set your reminder - you won't want to miss it: youtu.be/Mc17pjbyNN4 @jessethorn.bsky.social @hodgman.bsky.social

Judge John Hodgman in robes, Bailiff Jesse Thorn in his bailiff outfit, and author Rachel Reid in a blue suit in front of a brick wall at MaxFunHQ

Judge John Hodgman@judgejohnhodgman· May 15

Judge @hodgman.bsky.social and Bailiff @jessethorn.bsky.social miss what game show contestants were like before everyone was camera ready.

Judge John Hodgman@judgejohnhodgman· May 12

NIGHT COURT with Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff @jessethorn.bsky.social is coming to you LIVE at Dynasty Typewriter this Friday, May 15th! Featuring the hilarious @almadrigal.bsky.social, @cristela.bsky.social, and @eugenemirman.bsky.social ! Get your tickets here: www.squadup.com/events/judge...

Judge John Hodgman@judgejohnhodgman· May 8

🚨ANNOUNCING SPECIAL GUESTS🚨 @almadrigal.bsky.social and @cristela.bsky.social for our new NIGHT COURT show with Judge @hodgman.bsky.social and Bailiff @jessethorn.bsky.social on Friday May 15th at Dynasty Typewriter! Get your tickets here: www.squadup.com/events/judge...

Comedian Cristela Alonzo, John Hodgman, Jesse Thorn, and Comedian Al Madrigal in front of a dark blue background. Yellow text reads: NIGHT COURT, featuring special guests Al Madrigal & Cristela Alonzo

Judge John Hodgman@judgejohnhodgman· May 5

NIGHT COURT with Judge @hodgman.bsky.social & Bailiff @jessethorn.bsky.social LIVE at Dynasty Typewriter on Friday, May 15th! An all-new live show from your favorite arbiters of fake Internet Justice - get your tickets here: www.squadup.com/events/judge...

Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn in plain clothes stand in front of an office corner with a brick wall and a white wall. John points directly at the camera while Bailiff Jesse smirks. Text reads: "NIGHT COURT with Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn."

Judge John Hodgman@judgejohnhodgman· May 1

Jordan Morriss and Emily Fleming from Free with Ads, and @jackiekashian.bsky.social and @lauriekilmartin.bsky.social from The Jackie and Laurie Show! Tune in tonight at 7 PM PT for our LIVE @maximumfun.org finale - see you there!

Judge John Hodgman@judgejohnhodgman· May 1

FEATURING: Janet Varney from E Pluribus Motto, Oscar Montoya and Jeremy Bent from @eurovangelists.com, And Sequoia Holmes and Ryann Graham from Black People Love Paramore! PLUS...

Judge John Hodgman@judgejohnhodgman· Apr 30

We help get you through the week for the cost of a latte, and don't make you eat a gross sandwich...

Judge John Hodgman@judgejohnhodgman· Apr 30

Incredible people like @johnmoe.bsky.social and @lindaholmes.bsky.social give some great reasons why you should become a @maximumfun.org member...

Judge John Hodgman@judgejohnhodgman· Apr 30

We make the world suck less, no matter what you're going through...

Judge John Hodgman@judgejohnhodgman· Apr 30

We have 1492 new/boosting/sustaining members! We are SO CLOSE to our goal of 1500. When we reach that goal, Judge John will dispense justice on these streets! But if you don't believe us, maybe you'll believe our members...

Judge John Hodgman@judgejohnhodgman· Apr 30

We have 1420 new/upgrading/boosting members! We are 80 away from STREET JUSTICE! Judge Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse will bring justice to the STREETS OF NEW YORK if we get 1500 new/upgrading/boosting members by the end of MFD! You know what to do. maximumfun.org/join

An image of Lucy's psychiatry booth from PEANUTS. But instead of Lucy behind it, it's Judge John Hodgman holding a large gavel. On the "Psychiatric Help 5 cents" sign, the word "psychiatric" is crossed out and "Justice" is written in. On the sign that says "The doctor is in," the word "doctor" is crossed out and the word "judge" is written in. There's a red frame around the image that says "MAX FUN DRIVE 2026"

Judge John Hodgman@judgejohnhodgman· Apr 29

LAST CALL to submit a dispute for our very episode featuring special guest and author of pop culture phenomenon HEATED RIVALRY, @rachelreidwrites.bsky.social ! Send us your coldest petty disputes, and your steamiest hot takes here - we'll see you at the cottage: maximumfun.org/jjho/