Not sure if this is the opening text of a 1997 film-licensed PC arcade shooter or a tweet from Will Smith’s kid 🤔

It’s Mardi Gras in July, Les Junkions! Brian & @crobertcargill.bsky.social are goin’ south with Walter Hill…but will they make it back alive? Enjoy a little SOUTHERN COMFORT with us! RskT now and we just might bayou a drink! www.spreaker.com/episode/sout...

There’s a lot of buzz this week! Brian & Cargill are joined by @davidweiner.bsky.social (IN SEARCH OF DARKNESS) to violently dissect one of the most important horror films ever made Who will RsKT THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE episode? And what will be left of them? www.spreaker.com/episode/the-...

We won’t Kid, man, this week things go in-ZANE in the membrane! Luckily, Neill is at the wheel. Brian & @crobertcargill.bsky.social honor the late, great Sam Neill as they set sail with 1989’s DEAD CALM! RskT now before this episode is lost at sea! www.spreaker.com/episode/dead...

RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill. What a horrible day this is. Watching your movies always made us as manically happy as John Trent in that theater trapped in a Sutter Cane nightmare. We are in the mouth of mourning. Farewell, good sir.

All hail Prince Junkfood (my son Drake) on his birthday! You taught me how to do fatherhood; gave me a crash course in the most important job I’d ever have. And you’re still teaching me as you become a man. You have your own world now, but you’re still my little buddy (whether you like it or not 🤪)

😇It’s film blanc Friday on JFC😇 He’s back from the dead! Just when he thought he had moved on, he must now complete a task he wants no part of! Incidentally, that’s also the plot of this week’s movie: THE HEAVENLY KID! RsKT now if you want to move uptown! www.spreaker.com/episode/the-...

Happiest of Birthdays to Mama Junkfood! The woman who taught me that life is the only buffet that only allows one trip, and I’ve endeavored to load up my plate ever since. Love you, Ma! ❤️

Never forget this enemy of Amity. #CloseTheBeaches #July4th

🇺🇸America? F**k yeah!🇺🇸 Enjoy this explosive July 4th spectacular as The Salisboyz pull the strings and wax marionette on TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE! We promise…you will never look at Rocket Pops the same way again RsKT now to chip in your buck-O-five! www.spreaker.com/episode/team...

One likes to disrupt award shows. The other plays jazz piano. Together, they’re showing the alien invaders how frisky they can be. Coming this Independence Day, get ready to meet… SLAP & TICKLE Rated PG-13

🎶Let’s get physical. Media. Gotta protect physical. Blu-rays, games, & records, y’all🎶

Honk! Honk! New episode alert! This week Brian & @weinbergs.bsky.social take a road trip to hell as they slide irresponsibly behind the wheel of John Carpenter’s CHRISTINE! aka LESS THAN ZERO TO SIXTY RsKT now to keep us from feeling run down www.spreaker.com/episode/chri...

Live from Argo City, Brian is joined by artist and actor @gholson.bsky.social (MAN FINDS TAPE) to fight witches, bulldozers, and imaginary dragons with SUPERGIRL (84)! Also, Brian really hates Underdog for some reason? RskT now to save the world! www.spreaker.com/episode/supe...

Whatcha gonna do, Junkions, when Brian & @themaclennan.bsky.social run wild on SUBURBAN COMMANDO??? The movie that begs the question: Is there a tougher action hero name than Shep Ramsey? RSkT now! What are your fingers FROZEN TODAY??? www.spreaker.com/episode/subu...

Welcome to an all new episode of Skateboard Cinema! This week, Brian & his brother Blake are GLEAMING THE CUBE! …possibly …still not completely sure what it means RsKT now to skate instead of die! www.spreaker.com/episode/glea...

All hail Baby Junkfood! Zane turns 9 today and I can’t freakin’ believe it! Way to level up, little man! ❤️

Satire is pretty much the only thing not dead in STARSHIP TROOPERS! Brian & @weinbergs.bsky.social talk bugs good as they do battle with Paul Verhoeven’s social commentary that stings worse than those interstellar insects. Come on you apes, you wanna RsKT forever? www.spreaker.com/episode/star...

ICYMI: This week @szyszka.bsky.social from @whmpodcast.bsky.social came back to take a whack at CRACKERJACK…and that’s a fact. www.spreaker.com/episode/crac...

This week, Brian is joined by the always hilarious @szyszka.bsky.social of @whmpodcast.bsky.social to climb to the mountaintop of low-budget DIE HARD ripoffs. Thanks to the Notorious T.I.G, this is a CRACKERJACK of an episode! RsKT now my little sweet-bags! www.spreaker.com/episode/crac...

This week, it’s Skate or Die as Brian and his Lil Bruddah Blake take the podcast downhill and discuss the 1986 skateboard flick that made Josh Brolin want to quit film acting. But don't worry, these boys ain't bashin' THRASHIN'! RsKT or prepare for skate joust! www.spreaker.com/episode/thra...

Let’s play a genre film Urtext game! Quote this with a quartet of images indicating your favorite: 1.) DIE HARD knockoff 2.) STAR WARS knockoff 3.) ALIEN(s) knockoff 4.) JAWS knockoff I’ll go first…

We always have it our way

All Hail Queen Junkfood (aka Lauren) on her birthday!!! One day before Star Wars Day. I love her. She knows.

Don’t mean to bug you, but it’s a new episode! 🪳 🪳 🪳 This week, Brian & @weinbergs.bsky.social venture into the sewers to discuss @realgdt.bsky.social’s MIMIC! (Director’s cut obviously) It’s a big swingin’ flick! RskT now before this ep scurries away! 🪳🪳🪳 www.spreaker.com/episode/mimi...

You’re not seeing double! This week, Brian & @crobertcargill.bsky.social discuss the OTHER 1985 James Spader bully revenge film: TUFF TURF! Listen now before Ultron hijacks the episode again! Only the Tuff-est survive…to RsKT www.spreaker.com/episode/tuff...

This week, Brian & @crobertcargill.bsky.social are hangin’ tough with an 80s bully revenge film that has all the right stuff: THE NEW KIDS! Who knew James Spader was the original Florida Man? RsKT now to do The New Kids dance! www.spreaker.com/episode/the-...

🎶Time to get the JFC blues! 🎶 This week, Brian & @crobertcargill.bsky.social meet down at the CROSSROADS to sell their souls to Joe Morton. …unless The Guardian intervenes? Pass the hat for us, RsKT now! www.spreaker.com/episode/cros...

Let us all come together on the holiest of holidays: Rex Manning Day.

Happy Easter! Did you hear about the controversial new flavor of Jesus cookie? He is raisin.