Justin Muschong

@justinmuschong

Writer of funny novels and plays. Sometimes I have thoughts on movies.

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Justin Muschong@justinmuschong· 2d

My Cat My In-Law's Cat ❌Mouthy ✅Quiet ❌Stinky ✅Angel Fresh ❌Painfully Gray ✅Traces of Orange ❌Demands Pets✅Unaware I Exist ❌Bites Me ✅Bites Me

A gray cat resting on my hand, as if it is his property, staring balefully at the lens.

An angelic tabby cat, young and sprightly, sitting on a carpeted stair, big eyes staring curiously at the lens.

Justin Muschong@justinmuschong· 28d

When it is the afternoon time and Papa has still not doted upon you, his special little lad. #Caturday

A close up photo of a gray cat with a big head and enormous ears, his large round eyes yellow at the edges and filled with black circles and sassiness

Justin Muschong@justinmuschong· Jul 16

Ruffled shirt looking ass fur

A gray cat with his eyes closed, leaning against a pillow, his chest fur ruffled beneath his sassy face

Justin Muschong@justinmuschong· Jul 15

Some days, all I can offer the world is my disgusting garbage cat.

A close up of a sassy gray cat with a huge face

Justin Muschong@justinmuschong· Jun 27

Man, I *had* to share this one.

A photo of a Hulu suggestion. In the category "Popular Action Movies," it lists the 2007 adaptation of Jane Austen's Persuasion.

Justin Muschong@justinmuschong· May 16

About to spend #caturday meeting kittens my friends are fostering, but in the meantime here's a goofy picture of my wife petting our garbage monster.

A hand stroking the head of a gray cat, drawing his skin backwards so his ears have disappeared and his face is comically tighter.

Justin Muschong@justinmuschong· May 5

Yeah, I'll uh… get right on that.

A Facebook ad that says "@ Justin, discover new threads" with a Threads post by a blue checkmark named "farhertofounder." The post just says "Keep less alive," which is… disconcerting.

Justin Muschong@justinmuschong· Apr 21

Alleges Director "doesn't clean the area between his crotch and legs."

A screenshot of Chris Farley on SNL as Bennett Brauer, a character who just quoted the bad things other people said about him while making quotation marks, such as the one in the post.

Justin Muschong@justinmuschong· Apr 16

What are they hiding from me?

The Bluesky Following feed. It's blank except for a red strip that has "! Forbidden" on it.

Justin Muschong@justinmuschong· Apr 4

We went to a cat cafe in Krakow today. We did other things too but they were less important. #caturday

An orange cat with its eyes closed on a table.

A chonky cat with white fur on the underbody and face, tabby gray on top, sitting and staring

A black and white cat with a bushy tail and a "Don't fuck with me" expression

A calico licking her chops, tongue sticking out of her mouth

Justin Muschong@justinmuschong· Mar 28

[Yes voice] Owner of a lonely cat

A gray cat staring at the camera, the expanse of his own fur in the foreground. He has big marbley eyes and huge bat ears. #Caturday

Justin Muschong@justinmuschong· Mar 24

James Gandolfini eating dinner in The Man Who Wasn't There captioned, "Jesus, honey, favorite Onion articles? Again?"

Justin Muschong@justinmuschong· Mar 24

Keeping my wife up-to-date on the latest developments.

An Android text message that says "It's looking more like the neighbor is a MAGA asshole who acted like an asshole and Reacher is morally in the clear for beating his ass"

Justin Muschong@justinmuschong· Mar 3

"People are talking about Powell & Pressburger?!" [one click later] "No. No, they are not."

The Bluesky Discover tab. Under it is a trending topic, The Archers, which turned out to be a British radio soap opera and now the filmmaking duo known by the same name.

Justin Muschong@justinmuschong· Feb 28

There's only one person who can stop him now.

Julia Child flashing a gun at Jacques Pepin in a poorly cropped picture of the still you see when clicking on their cooking show in the Amazon Prime app

Justin Muschong@justinmuschong· Jan 11

Me cleaning after the wife makes Italian

James Wood in The Simpsons cleaning a microwave saying, "Why, you damn, frickin, no good mother [beeping] cheese!"

Justin Muschong@justinmuschong· Jan 6

My grandfather passed (at a ripe old age) on J6, which made the day even more surreal. I remember on J7 people mass tweeting something like "There must be consequences today or this will happen again" and following suit, adding a picture of my cat. Well at least the cat's still here.