Katarina Hit 🐀 she/her

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Katarina Hit 🐀 she/her@katarinahit· 15d

My mentor

a pretty blurry image of Princess Leia because I super zoomed in on the cover of Heir to the Empire, but she’s in the over-the-head braids and camouflage poncho she wears in Return of the Jedi and sighting a blaster at something.

Katarina Hit 🐀 she/her@katarinahit· 18d

the baby knows what day it is

photo of a baby’s torso in a red onesie with a white print of Mickey Mouse holding up a hot dog with the text Hot Diggity Dog

Katarina Hit 🐀 she/her@katarinahit· 29d

monopolized @auntiefancy.bsky.social’s time at the NSRD Pride bout with bandanas for the whole family. It’s not too late to come out and see some roller derby and support local artists and artisans! (My wife is already wearing hers)

A cream colored bandana with pale salmon flowers embroidered with Katie in black, folded over a light green bandana with Joan embroidered in yellow.

Katarina Hit 🐀 she/her@katarinahit· Jul 11

forgot about this because i had two clawtails

a fluffy black chihuahua wearing a white life jacket and teal sunglasses for babies that perfectly fit her tiny apple head

Katarina Hit 🐀 she/her@katarinahit· Jun 25

I guess Harrowhark Nonagesimus can’t wear her rib cage corset??

white circle on a black background and a black bar crossing out an image that looks like a vest with multiple indents on the sides.

Katarina Hit 🐀 she/her@katarinahit· Jun 24

i just don’t think all the baby girls clothing needs so many ruffles

Norman Rockwell’s “Freedom of Speech” painting showing a white man in a brown work jacket and flannel shirt standing up in a seated crowd with his mouth partially open as if he’s in the middle of talking, or preparing to start.

Katarina Hit 🐀 she/her@katarinahit· Jun 17

there’s a baby sleeping on me, what happened in the last five minutes?

skeet screenshot with the top one a reskeet from Seth Abramson saying “He is no longer fit to serve. Period.” with the comment from user dfedmpls that “he never fucking was” in all-caps. top skeet is user chebutykin asking, “At what point is keeping Trump as president a case of elder abuse?”

Katarina Hit 🐀 she/her@katarinahit· May 13

close up of a photo of a projected slideshow showing the heading Miles Circuit in a sans serif font with four point stars dotting the ‘I’s and weird extra loopy bits on the ‘U’ and the ‘T.’ Subheading is Start at 36 Weeks, in a very normal and plain sans serif font.

Katarina Hit 🐀 she/her@katarinahit· May 8

Need to share this amazing text message from my Dad last night (I swear to god we were watching the game, of course the cameras caught us at this moment!) #PWHL #MNFrost #threepeatmaybe?

Screenshot of a text message and photo. In the photo, there’s wood paneling in the background because my dad took a picture of his TV. My wife and I are on screen, one of us in a white KN95 mask, backwards purple hat and grey sweatshirt, one of us in a purple KN95 mask, Frost bucket hat and black tshirt. We are unfortunately staring down at our cell phones. The text message reads, “What are the chances that I could put it on pause because your mother called and I would be looking at you two. It’s amazing”

Katarina Hit 🐀 she/her@katarinahit· Apr 4

let’s gooooo

Clinched graphic featuring players Heise, Stecklein and Pannek over action shots of Rooney, Coyne Schofield, and Zumwinkle, on a very frosty white and purple background with snow-covered pine trees.

Katarina Hit 🐀 she/her@katarinahit· Apr 1

i love astronaut ice cream

Katarina Hit 🐀 she/her@katarinahit· Mar 31

why have we strayed from god's light

a white plate on a blue background holds a glob of misshapen lumpy food in shades of yellow and beige with just a few pockets of a darker orange or golden brown and shockingly a smattering of black pepper. it is cheesy potatoes.

Katarina Hit 🐀 she/her@katarinahit· Mar 11

anyone else watch Phenom or was that just my house because my mom is a lifelong tennis player? don’t remember a single thing about it other than “involved tennis”

Some kind of marketing shot for the early 90s show Phenom, the title is on top in all caps with yellow filled in the O hole for some reason. Four people sit on the floor together in front of a very plain grey background. a youngish girl with a high ponytail is in front hugging her knees. An older blond woman is behind her with one arm around a teenage blond girl and the other around a balding man. I don’t remember who any of these characters are. The older woman was played by Judith Light, I learned when I looked the show up today.

Katarina Hit 🐀 she/her@katarinahit· Mar 10

I kept picking screen cracks instead of colors on my phone, but on my PC the share results link doesn't work. I struggled in 2D design in college bc I wasn't as neat and tidy with gluing tiny things as the prof wanted, but she told me I had an eye for color and I have held on to that for 20+ years

Your ΔEOk JND 0.0023. You're seeing differences that most colour scientists would call noise. If you're not already calibrating displays for a living, you're leaving money on the table.

Katarina Hit 🐀 she/her@katarinahit· Mar 3

Margot Robbie as Cathy and Alison Oliver as Isabella Linton. Isabella is wearing a gown in gently shaded pastels, but the important dress for this post is Cathy’s white ball gown with scattered soft, dark red leaves appliquéd in a repeating pattern.

Loving You Barbie from 1983. Description thanks to The Science Museum Group - Barbie doll with white skin and blonde hair in a ponytail. Wearing a red and white dress with a loveheart pattern.

Katarina Hit 🐀 she/her@katarinahit· Mar 3

wuthering heights review part 3, costume-wise margot robbie just made another barbie movie

Margot Robbie as Cathy wearing a strapless dress with a dramatic sweetheart bodice that looks like it’s made out of transparent prismatic plastic and peach tulle

Peaches and Cream Barbie from the 80s. Description thanks to Barbiepedia - Her long blonde hair has a side part with the front pulled back and the ends curled under.

She is wearing a long spaghetti strap gown with a full skirt. The sweetheart bodice is made of iridescent fabric and the skirt is peach chiffon with a ruffle hem.

Katarina Hit 🐀 she/her@katarinahit· Feb 15

my wife gave me a custom long furby for my birthday and i don’t know how she will ever outdo this

a long furby with fuzzy rainbow fur, photographed wearing a tiny party hat and a tag that says “please look after this furby thank you”

Katarina Hit 🐀 she/her@katarinahit· Jan 26

Book cover for “Bring Warm Clothes, Letters and Photos from Minnesota’s Past.” The whole cover is in sepia tones and features a photo of 9 people bundled up for winter all on a very long toboggan, parked in front of a wooden building where one more person stands on the porch. There’s one more little face in the back, maybe a kid sitting on the porch.

Katarina Hit 🐀 she/her@katarinahit· Jan 22

this baby was the fan favorite tonight but please if it’s your baby get them some ear protection (parent held baby up during a review and the arena was so into it they made this “rally baby” thing for P3 and the OT) #PWHL

slightly blurry photo of the jumbotron at the minnesota frost hockey game. a blurry baby is on screen with text overlay “rally baby!”

Katarina Hit 🐀 she/her@katarinahit· Jan 7

The wrong senator is retiring. And the wrong senator is rumored to be running for governor.

Tina Smith, @smith.senate.gov skeet:

A US citizen has apparently been shot by ICE agents in Minneapolis. I'm gathering information, but the situation on the ground is volatile.
ICE should leave now for everyone's safety.

Amy Klobuchar, @klobuchar.senate.gov skeet:

My team is gathering information about the ICE-related shooting this morning in Minneapolis.
I'll share updates as they are available.
Please stay safe.

Katarina Hit 🐀 she/her@katarinahit· Jan 4

screenshot of a twitter exchange from 2019. Taylor Swift Updates - UPDATEll As most of you know, I haven't been very active in the past couple of months because I was in prison :/
I'm back now though :) more Taylor Swift updates coming soon!
reply from ali - omg why
Taylor Swift Updates - I refused to join the IDF Imao

Katarina Hit 🐀 she/her@katarinahit· Jan 2

Repost with the most recent pet pic you got!! this appears to be most recent pet-only.

a small chiweenie, mostly medium-length black fur but with tan eyebrows and a tan snout that’s turning grey, rests on a fuzzy folded blanket and looks deep into the camera lens. she is wearing a festive buffalo plaid sweatshirt as this was taken around Christmas.

Katarina Hit 🐀 she/her@katarinahit· Dec 20

special one night only, i’ll come up with a more permanent one for the next game (after christmas). @thepwhl.com where is it???

photo of a sign on half a sheet of white poster board, hand drawn with sharpie and reading “all I want for Christmas is a PWHL gender inclusion policy.” There’s a mediocre drawing of a Christmas tree in the corner with a trans flag sticking out from its branches.

Katarina Hit 🐀 she/her@katarinahit· Oct 21

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

Barbara Howard and Melissa Schemmenti from Abbott Elementary. Barb is a Black woman, played by actress Sheryl Lee Ralph, wearing a yellow sweater and patterned blouse. Melissa is a white woman with red hair, played by Lisa Ann Walter, wearing a red peplum blouse. They are high-fiving with “I told you so” expressions.

Katarina Hit 🐀 she/her@katarinahit· Aug 14

June is a member of Chiweenies Against Baths. #WetDogWednesday

A wet chiweenie. Her black fur is slicked to her apple-shaped head and her eyes are very round as if asking, “why did this happen to me.” she’s wrapped in a rumpled towel that hides the rest of her body.

Essentially the same photo, slightly more zoomed in on her wet apple head, but from a different angle that makes it look like she has branches growing out of her head thanks to some black decals on the wall behind her. Still a sad, pathetic wet dog.

Katarina Hit 🐀 she/her@katarinahit· Aug 2

a couple older lesbians having a garage sale are ALSO selling this truck and they told my wife she’d look good in it, and they’re not wrong.

an squat black with fresh shiny paint parked along a grassy boulevard. a short-haired woman dressed in black pants and t-shirt is posing in front of it with a fist planted on one hip and a cup of iced coffee in her other hand.

Katarina Hit 🐀 she/her@katarinahit· Jul 25

just watched a video of a chihuahua achieving a farm dog certification and my new toxic trait is believing june could pass that test @darthbluesky.bsky.social

a small chiweenie sitting on a black plushie pony. the chiweenie is also black with a tan muzzle and fuzzy brown feet. she is wearing a tiny cowboy hat with fake blond braids.

Katarina Hit 🐀 she/her@katarinahit· Jun 18

i’m going through it 😭 #PWHL #MNFrost

screenshot from Star Wars of X-wing pilot Gold Five in his cockpit. The subtitle has been edited to read “Gold Five to Red Leader, lost Cava, lost Schepers”

Katarina Hit 🐀 she/her@katarinahit· Jun 17

i made this yesterday it’s me hanging up my frost jersey and wearing a pwhl vancouver one instead, under duress

Katarina Hit 🐀 she/her@katarinahit· Jun 15

police drove THIS through a suburban neighborhood. the suspect has not been caught. can we get on board with DEFUND now?!