I was high and passed out in my bed. My wife just woke me up because I peed our bed with the sheets off 😭 I genuinely don't remember writing or posting that What does this even mean?????

You can't pee mustard despite how much you try and I'm so sorry for that. Anything is possible but not that. I'm sorry sweetheart

Anyone wanna remote control my butt plug and clitty while I'm out and about >\\\\\<