All this smoke has come from a single mountain fire in East Wales.

Homemade chicken and mushroom pie, mash & gravy for tea. I bid you adieu.

Just look at the state on this decrepit old nonce.

Awards at the #Worldcup : Golden Boot Golden Gloves Best Dive Best Ham Injury Act Worst Fucking Suit & Shoe Combo ( Infantino Cup).

Andrew Tate and his minder arrested by the Style Council for crimes against good taste.

AI writes: British white males are responsible for the vast majority of British sexual offences.

That hissing sound you can hear is Nigel Farage's ruptured brain aneurysm .

I have a feeling that heating this up, and consuming it with three blobs of vanilla icecream at 10.50pm is going to be some kind of mistake. I will read your lectures in the morning, should I survive.

My Lindsey Graham celebration cake!

Well, if this doesn't illustrate what a grifting tufthunter Lindsey Graham was, then paint stripes on me and take me to the checkout.

“Ok, that’s a wrap. It’s fuckin’ boilin’, let’s get in the car and get back to Cardiff.” “Where’s the fuckin ’ car?? The car’s bin fuckin’ nicked! Fuckin’ell!!”

" We now cross live to the Senate for this crucial vote by Senator McConnell".... ( Life Support: "Beep".) "....and that's a yes to this bill from McConnell!"

CNN crossing live now to interview Mitch McConnell...

It's been announced that Mitch McConnell will be taking questions from the press today....

Fucking ludicrous for Trump and his turdbreath supporters to claim this wasn't a foul. #BalogunCheat

Please do try and get things right, @theguardian.com where Welsh rugby is concerned. The picture is of Aaron Wainwright, not Jac Morgan.

Facebook ad for a language app. Filled with confidence, me.

Whoever the cloth-eared clown was who asked this question, they were then doubled in stupidity by Badenoch's shit-eared answer:

The absolute fuckin' state of this decrepit walking corpse.

“We must develop new nuclear power!” they said,”It’s the only answer to global warming!” they said.

Guardian accidentally uses picture of Wayne Rooney in a wildlife article.

Bonkers amounts of Sahara dust over southern Britain and Europe.

As someone with 30 or so years of living in Australia, and now in Wales, I can recommend bbq’d tandoori chicken as a nice way of avoiding heating up your kitchen.

Narrator: It is often best not to see how sausages are made.

This is Belfast we're talking about? Where the street you grew up on could get you killed if you wandered into the wrong area? Civilisation is an odd word to use given the history there.

The aforementioned pond-leaping. #TerrierTuesday #Patterdale

This is what a morning of leaping into ponds and chasing jackdaws will do to you . #TerrierTuesday #Patterdale