Kirsty Woolven 🍊

@kirstywoolven

(she/they) Voice acting ballet nerd 🩰 Hear me in: Breathing Space Apollyon, Station 151, Fresh Meat and many more! 🌌 📨 kirstywoolven@gmail.com || 🌐

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Kirsty Woolven 🍊@kirstywoolven· May 27

Little snippet from the new episode from the audiodrama WITCHPUNK that is very true to life right now!! 😅 😭

Screenshot of script from E3 of Witchpunk; text is:

....RAIN etc
Roya: I so need a shower. So many hot showers.
Franklin: on that at least we can agree (fade.)

Music

Kirsty Woolven 🍊@kirstywoolven· May 15

🍊 Omg guys I'm in Animal Crossing!!! 🍎

A black butterfly with blue-ringed round spots is resting on a light purple shoe with their wings spread out.

Kirsty Woolven 🍊@kirstywoolven· Dec 30

Seen a few others do this - here's some of the audio drama podcasts I've been part of this year! #voiceactor Featuring: @lawofnames.com @freshmeatcast.bsky.social @scparchives.com @observerpix.bsky.social @bloodyfm.bsky.social @store236pod.bsky.social

Cover art of several fiction podcasts I've performed in 2026. From the top left, travelling clockwise they are: Dr. Ocular's House of Mirrors (part of Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply), Fresh Meat, SCP Archives, Apollyon, The Dead and Store 236

Kirsty Woolven 🍊@kirstywoolven· Dec 11

I'm noting up some new scripts annnnnnnnnnnd I thought of a reference that's too niche! 😭 Only the people of a small town in Worcestershire (and some people within the UK audio drama community) may understand... It's Dennis! 💖 🦖

The head and neck of a green dinosaur statue (possibly a velociraptor) with an open mouth, above the flooded River Severn in North Worcestershire.

Kirsty Woolven 🍊@kirstywoolven· Oct 14

It's the *third* gotcha day for this floof! 😻 She's even more crazy and cuddly now! Left is 2022 and right is now 💖

A black and white cat with green eyes is showing its tummy with its paws making biscuits.

A black and white cat is looking upwards with wide eyes as it's preparing to pounce (object not in photo).

Kirsty Woolven 🍊@kirstywoolven· Aug 25

What did you do this August bank holiday weekend? Casually bought some mince pies 👀👀

Hand holding a mince pie - with a snowflake lid.

Mince pies are small filled with mincemeat - a sweet, fruity spiced preserve that is Christmas coded.

Kirsty Woolven 🍊@kirstywoolven· Jun 5

I ammmmmm shockingly baddddd at posting on soc med. I much prefer to lurk. Mouse is silly as always

A black and white cat sticks their head out between white bannister railings

Kirsty Woolven 🍊@kirstywoolven· Dec 31

With 2025 in less than three hours, here's a small round up of some of the projects that I've worked on! I also bought a house this autumn 🏡 - looking forward to announcing more projects next year! ⭐

A 9 photo collage; from top left, clockwise.

A side portrait of Kirsty in a white shirt holding a prop phaser; then podcast art of these podcasts: The Kingery, Breathing Space, The Way We Haunt Now, The Sheridan Tapes, The Richard Osman Fanclub, Station 151, Unbound Theatre: Love's Labour Lost & The Dead (in centre).

Kirsty Woolven 🍊@kirstywoolven· Nov 13

Close up of a black and white cats face - she has green eyes

Kirsty Woolven 🍊@kirstywoolven· Oct 27

Personally, I'd say cryptids that pose as ponies during daylight.

A bay pony with a white stripe on their face that stands among the bracken in the pine forest.

Kirsty Woolven 🍊@kirstywoolven· Oct 27

This feels like a threat... 🌳

Kirsty Woolven 🍊@kirstywoolven· Oct 25

Ahhh! A twin!!

Black and white cat with green eyes looks up past the camera.

Kirsty Woolven 🍊@kirstywoolven· Oct 20

So distinguished.

Kirsty Woolven 🍊@kirstywoolven· Apr 18

Nope, not at all!! Here's another example here

Screenshot: ...analogy between how he played backgammon and conducted his under Egypt and Saudi Arabia had engaged what was known as the Arab Cold but Sadat got [insert alphanumeric nonsense here]..

Kirsty Woolven 🍊@kirstywoolven· Apr 18

Had the weirdest spam come through just now

Screenshot: Tricholosporum subporphyrophyllum is a species of fungus in the family Found in the species was described as new to science in 1975 by Mexican mycologist Gaston

Kirsty Woolven 🍊@kirstywoolven· Feb 27

When brands send emails like this... 💛

Email header - Would you like to opt out of Mother's Day emails?

Kirsty Woolven 🍊@kirstywoolven· Feb 10

theatre kids will get this...

Screenshot of text:
...ut - change/change
...yy' - musical theatre arm - flo...

Kirsty Woolven 🍊@kirstywoolven· Jan 5

One sewn, one to go! 🩰

Feet in first position (heels together, toes apart). The right foot (left on photo) has a pointe shoe on, the left is wearing a grey, navy and red hedgehog sock.

Kirsty Woolven 🍊@kirstywoolven· Jan 1

I bloody forgot I built a whole PC myself in 2023! Radiator Jade my love!

Computer case - green metal with a wooden inlay at the bottom for buttons

Internals of the computer, no components were installed at the time. The instruction booklet is in front of the case to the left of the photo.

Kirsty Woolven 🍊@kirstywoolven· Dec 31

2023 was a bit of a whirl in and out of #voiceover + My first live audiodrama performance + A whole year of bestest girlie, Miss Mouse +Booked my first (not one but two!) visual novels! + In person meetups <3 + Voicing many awesome characters! Thanks & see you in 2024! 🪩

Kirsty Woolven 🍊@kirstywoolven· Dec 31

Why are you leaving me behind to record your last 2023 session?

A black and white cat looking up behind an internal door.

Kirsty Woolven 🍊@kirstywoolven· Dec 1

When the internet knows you're on holiday...

Screenshot of an advert from Twitter - there's a video and accompanying text in Welsh about 30mph areas changing to 20mph.

Kirsty Woolven 🍊@kirstywoolven· Nov 21

We've decided to share our chair today with the human.

Black and white cat is curled up on a grey chair, asleep. Also in the photo, pink and yellow clothing of the person taking the photo.

Kirsty Woolven 🍊@kirstywoolven· Nov 6

Been in some amazing #voiceover sessions for the upcoming season of Breathing Space, a sci-fi Western audiodrama 👀

Computer monitor with a file directory showing several script files for Fable of the Family. In the bottom of the screen, in another window, there's a browser audio session currently live in grey.

Kirsty Woolven 🍊@kirstywoolven· Nov 5

Can I change platforms in 2 mins? Although considering I've legged with a suitcase across 10 platforms at Reading station...I think I should be ok providing other humans don't get in the way.

Screen shot of train timetable. Rather than having 10 minutes to change trains within Birmingham Moor St., it's suggesting I only have 2.

Kirsty Woolven 🍊@kirstywoolven· Oct 29

all done! they are super comfy (v. sock-like) but it's a shame they die so quickly -

underside of a jazz shoe - after having the holes in the outer black layer sewn to prevent more fraying and colouring in the white underlayer with a black pen

Kirsty Woolven 🍊@kirstywoolven· Oct 29

guess where my jazz shoes die first? just need them to last a few more weeks... now to sew up and sharpie them!

Underside of a black jazz shoe. The outside has been cut away where it has frayed, revealing the white inner layer.

Kirsty Woolven 🍊@kirstywoolven· Oct 2

I'm sorry it's October what the hell is going on‽

Screenshot from weather app:

Saturday, 7 Oct
Mostly sunny
Picture of sun with small cloud partially covering.
23°/13°C (73°/57°F)

Kirsty Woolven 🍊@kirstywoolven· Sep 25

My voice over booth is coming along nicely! 🥰 Just in time for an exciting secret project soon?

Voiceover booth with black curtains and a brown floor. Vertical monitor with a red audio interface and green PC to the left on wooden shelves & a microphone on a stand to the right.

Kirsty Woolven 🍊@kirstywoolven· Sep 25

The crowdfunding campaign for the final season of Apollyon starts in one week. #audiodrama 🧬