Kathryn VanArendonk
@kvanaren
critic @vulture
pretty pretty wild to get a nyt alert for the project my husband has been working on for decade 🥰
i had to see this photo of taylor sheridan on the howard stern show, so now you have to see it too
i was complaining on @tvisgoodpod.bsky.social that my kid has decorated her walls with many many posters but none of them are from tv shows, and then she made me this one :)
last night's love island is a cautionary tale if you're going on reality tv you need to practice giving a passionate "fuck that man" speech in every one of your outfits, otherwise you might end up like melanie, holding onto your boobs for dear life while delivering a righteous sermon
because they continue to insist he will be "fully transparent" on june 30th, i have to believe he will walk out of his home looking like this, having finally achieved his goals
if this were an episode of tv you could shoot it like a very normal interaction but you could also shoot it like the scariest horror shit you’ve ever seen
like imagine you’re getting set up to do some very important ritual to keep the gods’ favor and everyone’s being super serious and meanwhile this is what you’re holding
we went to the cloisters today and they have a special exhibit on unusual representations of creatures in the medieval period and I *cannot* stop laughing at these central american ritual knives
last year I let all the snapdragons go to seed without deadheading and now guess what
good morning to our day-lilies, who have never bloomed this well in our six years of living in this house and clearly know the knicks won last night
i've been trying to clean up all my files now that my kimmel profile is done, but what do i do with this screenshot i labeled sleep paralysis demons dot jpg?
all the trump and end of late night stuff is important and i hope you read the piece but if i'm honest what i care most about is the world knowing about what kimmel does with his alt account on NextDoor
happy birthday to 8yo, who is now a 9yo she got 7 new books for her birthday and she could probably have done with a few more tbh
it's been a very very big and exciting work week for my husband and i love and support him in all things but i gotta say i did not really appreciate it to its full extent until i saw this