Kyle Shire
@kyleshire
Senior Producer at Critical Role, Creator & Designer for Queen By Midnight, Writer, Comedian. 🏳️🌈🏋️♂️🎲🐉 It’s chaos, be kind Help my neighbors Greg & Cynthia after Eaton Fire!
When you’re 4 Presidente Marigaritas deep at the Chilis and your homie starts talking about the ones who got away 😭 #staystrong
Fascism + Celsius = I wanna scream like a banshee (but said to the tune of Sia’s Chandelier)
This woman looks like if Miley Cyrus fell from the Dreaming and became a Dauntain. And if you know what I’m talking about w/o looking it up, you’re cool, come sit with me.
I’ll give yall 3 guesses at why I knew this post would do numbers on Threads specifically 🤣 the folks who voted for a pedo multiple times are heckin MAD at me 🙊
Likely unintentional, but goddamn it, if this scene isn’t a perfect metaphor for his voters in 2025 I don’t know what is 🤡
My TV Producer Zodiac: ☀️ Pete Hornberger (30 Rock) 🌕 Jane Benson (The Comeback) ⬆️ Roz Doyle (Fraiser)
This morning I lost my deamon. My familiar. My dream guardian. My grumpy lil Palm Springs queen. My Mumu. He was 18 years old. For the last 16 years he’s been a constant fluffy presence around me. Now I’m gonna have to get used to not hearing his constant little squawks and chirps.
Just passed a hoard of Burbank high school kids on their way to class and they’re all dressed like they live in an alternate timeline where Buffy Summers never came to Sunnydale.
My fave genre of comic cook cover is: giant awesome woman crushing a bunch of goodie goodies.
Down another 7lbs. I literally haven’t been this weight since Uranus entered Taurus 😭 (Yes I know how that sounds, I don’t care, I’m happy that fucker’s gettin’ GONE)
Always loved it when the Dragonzord grew these little pew pew pew press on nail missiles
Pro tip: if you build out your lats and flex em’ real good, it feels like you’re giving yourself a hug 🤗🥴