Breaking news #Wülferhampton - the #SköneWars are officially over! Witnessed today at the #WallaceCollection - on the left, a #JamFirst scone ( look how messy it is though) AND on the right, a #CreamFirst scone (how aesthetically pleasing it is!) being consumed. At. The. Same. Table.

My new tshirt

Oh really? Well in that case, here goes…detect a theme? without downloading new pics what's it like dating you?

Being currently engaged in the dating game I feel like I should have some pertinent comment to make on the subject but this is the best I could come up with.

But woe betide you if you cross her!

That’s not to say she doesn’t have her charms…

Which has led to her becoming quite…statuesque at times…

…food has always been a big part of Henrietta’s life…

… safe to say, neither she, nor we, have ever looked back. So to commemorate this momentous occasion, here are some of Henrietta Cat’s finest moments…

Yes it is really sad. She stuck at college for a year & got her retakes & a reasonable end of year grade, but left after her dad died. She knows what she wants to do (work on the railways) but can’t find a job. She’s super talented. She takes photos, writes music & makes YouTube documentaries

He was a little on the short side for me. I like to get a crick in my neck when talking to a man. But will I see him again? Definitely! If nothing else but to plan the revolution!

A civilised spot of afternoon tea on the other side of town in Ladbroke Grove. And what do we know about this likely suitor for the Lady Baroness’s favours? Well, he’s a documentary maker with #FreePalestine ✊🇵🇸 in his bio. So at least we can get arrested together if nothing else.

I know it well. Have a wonderful day ( photo courtesy of Daughter)

Yes that is fairly crowded! Don’t forget to lay your respects to this lady in the Mesopotamian galleries else she’ll haunt your dreams…

Awww 🥰 (again) I’m fine thanks! Been to a lovely concert so feeling cultured and uplifted. And it has nothing to do with the fact that the soloists were hunks. Nothing whatsoever.

Excellent Barkings Mr Pip, and bonus points if you barked extra emphatically at bell bottomed trousers partnered with tank tops.

Reminds me of the new mural that’s been painted at the bottom of my street. No I don’t know what it’s about either

The massage chair makes up for the torture of the pedi 🤣

I thought it buggered up your nails? Here are my current toes. I love the colour but they’re growing out a bit, so time for a change! The only problem is I’m super ticklish so the pedicure bit is pure torture! 🤣

Well that I didn’t know! Happy International Rock Day indeed! Both my grandad & my dad were geologists. My grandad is where I get my famous stature from- guess which one he is in the line up! My dad was happiest up a mountain, or peering at a rock on the seashore with my mum.

Indeed we do. Nothing forecast for here until this time next week!

Yup. All the way up to Jebel Kuruntal (the Mount of Temptation) where you can hang out with the local beautiful youth who are busy tempting each other 😁

Some years ago at the cable car at Jericho, #Palestine 🇵🇸

Me aged 14. The shame.

It really didn’t hurt much & now is almost gone. Honest. But this one on my right thigh is I think referred bruising from a muscle I pulled whilst successfully fixing my washing machine last week. Which was quite hurty and still is.

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in July

Good morning Ash! Happy Monday to you too 😽🌺🫖👋😎. It reminds me of this Far Side cartoon by Gary Larson 😂😂😂

Good Morngin🍸 Pandino, Lil Paws & MC. 😎🌺👋🫖😽 Henrietta says MEOW

It’s a beautiful Wren church

Yup. To give you an idea of the general effect….