Laura (Jimothy Fan Account)
@littleedie
Bastard of young
Got my DeKalb County library card last weekend (bc I wanted to stream THE GRAPES OF WRATH for free, which now I can). Had forgotten what treasure chests libraries are. Holy shit, look at all this cool FREE (& discounted) stuff! It’s Xmas in July! LIBRARIES H*CK YEAH.
when you immediately regret dipping your snoot into the coffee canister
Somebody had to go to the vet today for her checkup/vax & somebody hates riding in the car, whose a/c cut out halfway there, & somebody upchucked in her carrier, but somebody was still a good, sweet girl, so somebody got to eat her dinner on the kitchen counter tonight. Bless its little heart.
Post a Maine woman who should be the new Dem nominee for Senate
So in other words, despite everyone clearly telling Graham Platner they want him to quit, he won’t pull out until he forces them to give him what he wants. On brand.
My (piano) guild evaluation (I was a high school senior). The adjudicator ripped me to shreds throughout, yet gave me a 1 (the highest grade) & said (I can only assume sarcastically), "I enjoyed hearing you play." All she said was true, but rules weren't my forte. IT'S CALLED PUNK ROCK, *BRENDA.*
Frens, i am sad about America on this 250th but i did enjoy the hell out of the Bicentennial in 1976 & became briefly local-famous (AND had an even briefer modeling career apparently?) so i’m just spending the day remembering better America times.
Two weeks sans air conditioning. Highs in the 90s. Ruby has taken to lying on the concrete and dissociating.
Hello, 911? I was just assaulted by an “ad” on Amazon.
sad to report that nothing NSFW even vaguely passed into my head.
A cabinet member said Starmer was feeling some kinda way.
Bitch, I’ve been on my feet all day, cleaning & cooking. WHICH YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW, APPLE WATCH.
This (AI, I assume?) text from my dentist’s office is fucking unhinged.