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Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts· 26d

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Cowboy & Skeleton Pin. Huh, I don't remember this scene in Brokeback Mountain. collabs.shop/ytagsc

An enamel pin featuring a cowboy in a red hat and blue jeans giving a piggyback ride to a skeleton.

Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts· 26d

I'd argue that Bob was by far the worst rapper in the group.

Bob Dylan was a founding member of the Wu-Tang Clan.

Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts· 26d

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts· 26d

Neuroscience is so fascinating.

Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts· 27d

That's crazy.

If a sheep sees itself in a mirror it will fall into a coma.

Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts· 27d

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Meteor Shower Blanket. Did you know that meteors kill over 50,000 people every single year? This is why you should always wear a helmet. collabs.shop/n3pqms

A woven tapestry-style blanket depicting a dramatic waterfall under a night sky filled with a heavy meteor shower.

Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts· 27d

Smart.

Chefs always keep a spare onion under their hat.

Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts· 27d

We made a comic about calculus.

Child: Math class is so pointless, when am I ever gonna need to know calculus?
Parent: You don't study calculus in school to learn calculus. You study calculus in school to learn that life is cruel and unfair.

Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts· 27d

It's always the ones you most suspect.

Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts· 27d

It's okay Tom, we all have regrets.

Tom Hanks says his biggest regret in life is having children.

Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts· 27d

Wise words from a wise man.

Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts· 27d

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Can of Worms Pin. Oh, so that's why people use the phrase "Opening a can of worms" in a negative way. Because it's full of worms. Gross. collabs.shop/aefmdw

An enamel pin of a tin can overflowing with several segmented, pink and brown earthworms.

Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts· 27d

Amazing.

The Underground Railroad connected Brooklyn and San Francisco's subway systems.

Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts· 27d

Words can't express how much I hate this.

Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts· 27d

Incredible.

Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts· 28d

It simply can't be done.

It is impossible to break an egg by stepping on it.

Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts· 28d

That explains a lot.

Humans are born with an innate fear of medical debt.

Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts· 28d

Look, I know you all think this account is funded by the owl industry. But that's not true. That's absurd. I don't think owls even have an industry to promote. On an unrelated note, today's Low Quality Ad is for this cute Stuffed Owl. collabs.shop/n7skhh

A small, round, plush gray owl with large, glittery golden eyes and a small black beak sits on a white surface in front of a wooden desktop calendar displaying the number "03" and a paper bag labeled "Le sac en papier."

Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts· 28d

All the others are devout Protestants.

Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts· 28d

Seems wasteful.

Nike produces shoes in sets of three and throws out the third one.

Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts· 28d

Wise words from a wise man.

Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts· 28d

Sounds like Mark is living his best life.

"Every morning put jellybeans in my pocket. If someone guesses the exact number, I have to give them the jellybeans. But if no one guesses, then - get to eat all the jellybeans right before my 8 o'clock bedtime." =
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Mark Ruffalo

Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts· 28d

They are basically Daredevil.

Seeing eye dogs are blind, and guide humans using a heightened sense of smell.

Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts· 28d

This morning's Low Quality Ad is for this Motel Dresser Pin. By law, all Motel rooms are required to have a drawer containing a Bible and a handgun. If your room is missing either of these items, call the front desk and the attendant will be happy to bring up a new one. collabs.shop/4ll7nt

An enamel pin shaped like an open drawer, containing a Bible with a cross on the cover and a handgun resting next to it.

Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts· 28d

Wow, I never knew that.

Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts· 29d

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Silly Goose Sticker. Tomorrow's headline could read "ICE detains goose for being too silly" and everyone would just say "Oh no! He will never be seen again". That's the stage of fascism we're approaching. The unlawful goose detainment stage. collabs.shop/nzge1q

A circular sticker featuring a white duck with a yellow beak behind grey vertical bars, with the red text "GOT TOO" above and "SILLY" below.

Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts· 29d

He rarely leaves the water.

Michael Phelps doesn't know how to walk.

Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts· 29d

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "Undiagnosed But Something Ain't Right" Tote Bag. Therapy is expensive and our healthcare system is broken. This bag is the best alternative I can offer you. collabs.shop/ydo9hz

A white tote bag featuring a line-art illustration of a grumpy-looking, fluffy cat wearing glasses, surrounded by small star sparkles. The text "Undiagnosed" appears above the cat, and "BUT SOMETHIN AIN'T RIGHT" appears below it. The bag is set against a background of shiny purple tinsel.

Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts· 29d

It's easily my favorite sport.

Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts· 29d

It's my favorite month.