Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser

@magedowser

You cannot begin to imagine it but I most dearly implore you to try.

145 Following2,195 Followers1,838 Posts

Bluesky

Is this your profile?Claim it and magedowser.dirty.social is yours.Claim profile

Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser@magedowser· 1d

Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser@magedowser· 2d

Sorry I can't hear you over how gay and iconic I am 🎨 by www.instagram.com/puno_officia... with additional polishing and effects by @fairlymanaged.com

Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser@magedowser· 12d

A wasted wish begs our retreat For ours the ears all wishes meet 🎨 by @theemeralddragon.net 🦊🟣 as @squishi.bsky.social

An astonishing view of Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser and Dana - widely recognized "World's (and perhaps beyond) Best Genie" - in her super kitsune form. The duo of looming magic users stands purposefully above a towering cityscape in which the viewer appears to be helplessly immersed. Distinct, potent auras swirl and spiral in coordination with the mythical ploys of the transcendent giants, much to the uncertainty but presumed dismay of the residents of the unimpressive metropolis.

Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser@magedowser· 24d

Unique SSR LV 99 my oc I HAVE BESTED YOUR GAME AND CONQUERED ALL THERE IS TO CONQUER

Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser@magedowser· 28d

damn that’s crazy

Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser@magedowser· Jun 30

Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser@magedowser· Jun 20

Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser@magedowser· Jun 17

And here he is now! 🎨 by @wretchedwrench.bsky.social 🐻‍❄️ as @majortoob.bsky.social

A vibrant portrayal of the infamous Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser and the iconic Major “Toobs” Colonel. In the lowliest foreground of the canvas, the skyline of a stirring city directs the viewer’s gaze up toward the giant-sized, wizardly wah who dons a dark hoodie of mystical, robe-like proportion, across which is written “MY BF IS BIGGER.” As this rather blunt omen would have it, Toobs - a chunky polar bear dressed only in pink shorts - looms even more thoroughly above the stomping wah and the doomed metropolis alike, his paw dominating the sky as it readies to erase several city blocks at the least, and perhaps smother the smaller giant should the wah choose not to blink from the polar bear’s way.

Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser@magedowser· May 29

Shake shake shake 🎨 by @essyx.bsky.social

A monochrome depiction of Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser as seen from within a sort of snowglobe land. In the foreground, a humble village and its inhabitants suffer the consequences of the corpulent mage tilting their land as a whole to its side as the mechanism containing it appears to rest in his palm. A myriad of tiny beasts tumble and fall toward the right side of the canvas, as do their carts, wares, and the second stories of cottages that clearly could have been built more sturdily. Beyond the reflection of their clear glass sky, the wizard watches their plight with a chubby, cheeky grin, while carefully balancing another jarred town in his other hand.

Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser@magedowser· May 9

WAH ETERNITY 💫 AVOWED IN MYTH AS "DOWSIE WOWSIE" 💫 POLITELY ENIGMATIC 💫 MORE THAN YOU THOUGHT 💫 COVERED IN BEARS? 💫 DON'T ASK ME TO SAVE YOU I'M JUST HERE FOR LUNCH 💫 YES, IT'S PERMANENT 💫 NICE HAT! 💫 FINALLY AT PEACE WITH THE OCCULT 💫 STILL APPREHENSIVE TOWARD RATTLESNAKES 🎨 by @fairlymanaged.com

Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser@magedowser· May 1

Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser@magedowser· Apr 11

I would dissipate the omniverse entire should it obstruct my pursuit toward

Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser@magedowser· Apr 9

you after I beat you dead

Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser@magedowser· Mar 23

Chore each grueling day away be times of frost or vernal Die with nothing left to give or sleep when you're eternal 🎨 by @arven.bsky.social

A masterful painting of Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser as depicted from a bird's-eye view. The red panda, dressed in purple robes, lies carelessly across a vivid landscape compared to which he appears of giant proportions. His nap obstructs a number of rivers and roadways, and a single paw shifts the tides of the cool lake in which he immerses it. His boots are kicked aside; they protrude from a large forest as if it is but thick grass.

Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser@magedowser· Mar 12

Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser@magedowser· Mar 6

Cosmic wizards don't wait in lines. 🎨 by @fandroit.bsky.social

$A sketch of Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser as seen from below and behind. He appears to be purposefully contemplating the confections of a street vendor. From behind the counter, the baker directs a traumatized gaze toward the foreground where a path of gore and mangled, shrunken corpses can be seen in the mage's wake. Splatters of red as well stain the revealed fraction of the bottom of the mage's paw, all perhaps alluding to the notion that he wasn't feeling very patient toward acquiring his breakfast pastries.$

Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser@magedowser· Mar 4

I shan’t waste your time with haggling banter, nor shall I waste my own with stooping. 🎨 by @essyx.bsky.social

A greyscale of the corpulent Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser occupying a township surely ten times too small for his hazardous height. He appears to be inspecting the wares of a traveling merchant whom he has ensnared and left dangling in his magical aura. Creatures only scarcely taller than his bare toes frightfully clear from the streets below while he thoughtfully browses a selection of pebble-sized items and artifacts. His open robes reveal his lucrative gut as thoroughly as they do his sheathed genitals.

Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser@magedowser· Mar 1

Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser@magedowser· Feb 13

Cosmic Mage Bishop Dowser@magedowser· Feb 8

Idolize the masterpiece we weave behind your sky Quarrel not the auguries that we impose thereby 🎨 by @kindofabigseal.bsky.social 🦌 as @crimsonrune.bsky.social