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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲@magnets· 25d

me on the toilet:

𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲@magnets· 25d

why they gotta do me like this man

$To watch the destruction in Los Angeles through the prism of our fractured social-media ecosystem is to feel acutely disoriented. The country is burning; your friends are going on vacation; next week Donald Trump will be president; the government is setting the fires to stage a “land grab”; a new cannabis-infused drink will help you “crush” Dry January. Mutual-aid posts stand alongside those from climate denialists and doomers. Stay online long enough and it’s easy to get a sense that the world is simultaneously ending and somehow indifferent to that fact. It all feels ridiculous. A viral post suggests that “climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you’re the one filming it.” You scroll some more and learn that the author of that post wrote the line while on the toilet (though the author has since deleted the confession).$

What’s that viral quote again? “Climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you’re the one filming it.” The original author apparently wrote that sentence while sitting on the toilet during an unprecedented 2022 wildfire, a fitting nod to our current diarrhea parasite-ridden reality. (Also a climate story, by the way).

𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲@magnets· 26d

"in that order"

A really pleasent walking experience for Dogs People and Horses.

𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲@magnets· 28d

bluesky moment

"post blocked" in response to a post saying "okay so britain isn't in north america"

𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲@magnets· Jul 14

"contents are generated by AI" oh word?

a tiktok advert featuring a kronenburg of human flesh labelled "content is ai generated"

𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲@magnets· Jul 11

well well well,

a pair of dogs in a pub. one is sleeping on a barstool

𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲@magnets· Jul 11

what a fucken tableau

a seagull eating a dead pigeon on a pavement surrounded by wedding confetti

𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲@magnets· Jul 7

woop!

𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲@magnets· Jul 7

and i think to myself.... what a wonderful world

a series of bbc sport football headlines showing ronaldo and the usa men's football team miserable

𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲@magnets· Jul 6

this is just naked corruption

BBC football quote:

Belgium have tried to protest the suspension of Folarin Balogun's one-match ban but it's appeal committee deemed Belgium are not an interested party as they were not involved in the original decision and are merely the United States' next opponents.

"The request was rendered inadmissible on the grounds that the Belgian FA is not a party to the proceedings and, as such, has no standing to appeal the decision," said Fifa in a statement.

𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲@magnets· Jul 6

bag secured for a potentially sensational cup away day under the lights.... dream stuff

two tickets for saints away at linlithgow rose

𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲@magnets· Jul 5

someone is transvestigating him 😭

𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲@magnets· Jul 5

repost to kill an american reddit poster instantly

𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲@magnets· Jul 2

let it be known i provided this ringing endorsement earlier today

𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲@magnets· Jul 2

i should watch robocop again

𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲@magnets· Jul 2

very very funny to lump celtic and rangers in with the english football team. thank you danny i agree, celtic and rangers are spiritually english football teams, as are their fans