Iconic death scenes that seem more plausible than Mitch McConnell’s disappearance…part 2

The Lord giveth & the Lord taketh away…in 14 days when they finally reveal Mitch McConnell died back in June 🕊️ Countdown to the obituary continues…

My grandmother made this picture with scissors and photo paper in the 90’s… physically taped my brother right next to me in in that golf cart for the Christmas card. And y’all don’t think Mitch McConnell’s team Photoshopped his proof of life picture?? Stop. 🤡

On today’s episode of “Debuting Death: Countdown to the release of Mitch McConnell’s obituary,” we’re chatting most iconic death scenes 👀 15 days to go…

We are gathered here today…in anticipation…because we all have to wait 15 more days before Republicans will acknowledge Mitch McConnell can’t return to the Senate. Ask me why…

Mitch McConnell is dead. I told you he was dead. And that is because he is dead. And buried. Or more likely cremated, waiting for the 100 day mark before they announce his transition to the depths of hell. I assume. On all counts.

Welcome to my new series: Days to Death Debut—a countdown to Mitch McConnell’s obituary ✨ A series where we meet daily to discuss the audacity of Republicans as they cover up the death of Senator Mitch McConnell, in a cowardly attempt to circumvent the political fallout. DAY D-16

Here’s the thing—if widespread democratic voter fraud existed, we would all have FREE healthcare, affordable housing & lettuce that doesn’t give us explosive diarrhea. We could be having berries & salads this summer. Instead, Trump gave us this explosive diarrhea…and the Cyclospora parasite 👇👇

Mitch McConnell’s proof of life is from 10 years ago. He looks better than I do as a millennial with just a sinus infection 🙄 Stop doing the work of Republicans. This man is dead. Or brain dead. Or I DONT FCKING CARE HE’S NOT FIT FOR SENATE. Replace him now.

Do you think when Fox News sees these posts they get really emotional & clingy? Or do they give Donald the silent treatment? 🧐

We’re discussing the Platner fiasco & how to help Maine, the murder of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, Justice for Nolan Wells, DOGE closing, All the Presidents Sins, the death? of Mitch McConnell, Patriot Front & their butt sweat, the food parasite impacting thousands & more

July 4th, USA 250th Anniversary Mood: *i’m allowed to laugh because I’m gonna have to rebuild it all 😭

What a day for an outdoor fair with no air-conditioning..postponing until 5pm isn’t going to save anyone 🥴 This administration couldn’t plan their way out of Trader Joe’s parking lot, why are we letting them run our country??

The Manifest Death-tiny, if you will. And I will. Be manifesting. 🤞 “Trump brags he will give 'really long speech' in 107 degree weather to prove he can 'do anything'” Everyone go get on Truth Social and tell him Obama did it first.

I’ve had bouts of food poisoning more subtle.

To all the dads out there—Happy Father’s Day! From me, your president and whoever the hell this is. 🥴

I really need us (collectively) to start thinking about these incidents as malicious, planned attacks on the symbols & legacy of our republic.  Because they are.

Now as his presidential obligations intensify, you can clearly see how unfit he is to meet the demands of the position.

A president’s travel schedule is incredibly demanding—physically, mentally, etc. Just like a campaign trail, it’s grueling. It takes a toll on your body & health. BUT… 🧵👇

JD Vance was absolutely drowning on The View and here are some takeaways: 1. this is why we need more Black ppl as journalists, judges & just generally put in charge of things—they aren’t gonna deal with his sh*t

If your party’s policy strategy is to rage bait with fake memes generated by AI, you need a new political party. Greg Abbott knows exactly what he’s doing here. Gross.

I will tear it down with my bare hands & recruit an army of women to join me. We are starving for a rage room.

SCOTUS 2023: Hey, Alabama—your congressional maps are too racist, go fix them Alabama: how about instead we make them MORE racist & intentionally try to destroy majority Black districts/representation? SCOTUS 2026: Perfect. No Notes.

Idk who stole the Democrats password today, but I’m desperate for more. Steven Miller needs to be bitch-slapped regularly.

It’s like Republicans want us to die.

Ebola screening processs at Dulles International Airport—May 26, 2026 🚨 🚨 🚨

“Speak incoherently and carry a big legal team” “You know what they say about small men with big legal funds” “Behind every mediocre man is a legal defense team.” This is gonna keep me up tonight, isn’t it? 😭

You can be furious at the ppl who thought rapists & pdfilies weren’t a dealbreaker but don’t you dare mourn the loss of this man. He is not a hero in this story. Massie posted this tweet just days after Oxford High School shooting (it’s STILL UP btw.)^ 🧵 👇

Doug Jones vs Tommy Tuberville is gonna be a funnnnnn race to follow as an opposition threat girly 💅🥰

Let this be a warning to all of the self-titled “McCain” Republicans who consider themselves the voice of reason in the hot mess of MAGA—you are never going to bring them up to your level, they will drag you down to the depths of hell with them.