Marlin T. Goldador

@marlingoldador

A good and sweet and happy boy. Loves everyone. Proponent of progressive values like kindness, tolerance, empathy, equality, justice, and just a bit of derp. Ok - a significant amount of derp. Speaks Marlinglish. #ZSHQ Major.

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Marlin T. Goldador@marlingoldador· 4d

Marlin on a Sumday Morming: A Farmpt Flim #MarlinsMuseumOfFineFart

Marlin T. Goldador@marlingoldador· 6d

PLEAMSE HALMP MY GRANDHOO GET 4 HOURS PTO! Grandhoo's workplace is hamving a contempst fur Healmth Cempter Week! Each deparmptment builded a LEGO scene and VOTING IS OPEN! The winning deparmptment gets 4 hours of paid time off to spembd wimth theirs dogs! 🐕🐾🐶 SEE IMSTRUMPCTIOMS IN POST BELOW

Marlin T. Goldador@marlingoldador· 8d

Why, henlo, Grandhoo. I see you is emjoyming yous brempkfamst on this beaumtiful day. I beliemve I was semveral kibbles shormpt on my morning allotment of foob. Perhamps a few bites of yours woulb assuage that oversighmpt. Oh ... sorry aboumpt the drool on yous foot.

Very earnest-looking golden lab mix looks longingly at the camera. Drool leaks from his face flaps.

Marlin T. Goldador@marlingoldador· 11d

Marlin T. Goldador@marlingoldador· 17d

I foumb a stick in da creempk!

Marlin T. Goldador@marlingoldador· 19d

Oh, my sweempt pal, how I lumv you.

Marlin T. Goldador@marlingoldador· Jul 13

We got some tuff squimzzers here in the Mitten, pals.

Marlin the Goldador looks through his doorwall to the deck outside, where a tough-looking squizzer smoking a cigarette and wearing boxing gloves stands defiantly.

Marlin T. Goldador@marlingoldador· Jul 9

RECALL: PEDIGREE Can High Protein Chopped Chicken & Duck Flavor 13.2 oz for dogs #Recall #DogFood

Lot codes 613C3KKCFC and 613C1KKCFC may contain sharp metal and plastic foreign material. These lots had been sent by Mars Petcare US to a third-party vendor for destruction. They later discovered that the product appears to have been fraudulently diverted and sold into the marketplace in the United States. Contact PEDIGREE Consumer Care to initiate a replacement or with any questions at 1-800-525-5273 Monday through Friday from 8 am to 8 pm CDT, and Saturday and Sunday from 8 am to 4 pm CDT. You can also visit https://www.pedigree.com/update. Consumers who fed the recalled product to their dog and are concerned should contact their veterinarian.

Marlin T. Goldador@marlingoldador· Jul 5

Marlin: HAMPY IMDEPEMDEMPTS DAY, PALS! @Penny_Lane_Pup: YEAH! HAPPY 4TH OF JULY! Grandhoo: Why are you both shouting? Marlin and Penny: WHAT? Grandhoo: I said, WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING? Marlin: Sure, Grandhoo, halmp yourselmf!

Marlin T. Goldador@marlingoldador· Jul 5

My pal Thumbdy @maudegertrude.bsky.social came to my houmse to try to teampch me to swimmy swim! Hims mama bringed me premsempts, too! I really like her, cuz she is so nice at me. Thumbdy is very brave an he went ALL THE WAY IN ours pool. I wanted to jump in really bad, but was too ascared. SO FUN!

Varioums pimctures of a black lab in a purmple life vemst name of Thunder and a hangsome goldador name of Marlin in a ormange life vemst that was worn in vain, for the hangsome goldador is too timid aboumpt the pool.

Marlin T. Goldador@marlingoldador· Jul 2

Me to them:

Marlin the goldador, looking uncharacteristically angry, fierce, and mean to hateful people who would steal someone's Pride flag.

Marlin T. Goldador@marlingoldador· Jul 2

New fear unlompcked.

Marlin, a golden lab, covers his head with his paws and looks scared while, in the background, a bolt of lightening hits a tree outside under a sky filled with black clouds.

Marlin T. Goldador@marlingoldador· Jul 1

Hampy Camnadia Day to all my sweempt Camnadium pals. I sure wimsh I coulb join you fur yous celmebrations!

Marlin, a smiling golden lab, sits with the Gordie Howe International Bridge in the background over the Detroit River. He holds a small Canadian flag in his mouth, and there is a plate of poutine in front of him.

Marlin T. Goldador@marlingoldador· Jun 27

The fake cigarette badly pasted into the Obama picture is so on-brand for Trump. What a piss-poor human being he is.

Marlin T. Goldador@marlingoldador· Jun 27

I was thimpking of amsking Grandhoo to get my furs shaved off to stay cool, but she showed me what ChatGPT sayed I woulb look like, an ... on secomb thoughmpt, nah.

Marlin T. Goldador@marlingoldador· Jun 27

I thimpk I will jumst stay insibe in the aircom dishmining. I hamv a pool, but I yam ascared of the water! I yam only brave enoumgh to go on the firmst step.

Marlin T. Goldador@marlingoldador· Jun 27

It is beaumtiful here in my Mitten today - sumshime an 75° (24C). But WHOA NELMY, loompk what is coming nemxt weempk fur us! (38° C!) #HeatWave #BadTimeToHaveAFurCoat

Forecasted temperatures: Monday 86F, Tuesday 98, Wednesday 100, Thursday 100, Friday 94. EEK.

Marlin T. Goldador@marlingoldador· Jun 27

I woulb imf I *HABD* any ... GRANDHOO.

Marlin T. Goldador@marlingoldador· Jun 25

In honor of Nessa @doodlenessa.bsky.social, I yam jumst back from Walmarmpt. #Nessa #RememberingNessa #CurlersAndPJs

Marlin, a sincere-looking Golden Lab, looks earnestly into the camera while wearing curlers in his furlers and pajamas, sitting next to a Walmart bag to honor Nessa Doodle, who recently went OTRB.

Marlin T. Goldador@marlingoldador· Jun 24

I lumv you so much, Peymptom, my sweempt an dear fren. I hope yous borkday is the very bemst!

Marlin T. Goldador@marlingoldador· May 17

My pal Skimper @skippertheboatdog.bsky.social is here at my houmse!

Marlin T. Goldador@marlingoldador· May 10

THERE IS AN SQUIZZER IN MY BIRB FEEDER

Marlin squeezer between the curtains and the doorwall to look at an unconcerned squirrel helping himself to seeds in a bird feeder attached to the window

Marlin T. Goldador@marlingoldador· May 10

#BSkyProm2026

Marlin T. Goldador@marlingoldador· May 10

FLOOMFS FUR YOU! Hampy Mothers' Day to all my pals' Moms an Mamas an Mommas an Mums an Mummys an Grandhoos an Grammys and Grandmas an Grannys. Lumv, Marlin #MothersDay #DogsofBlueSky

Marlin, a golden retriever Labrador retriever cross dog (Goldador) holds a beautiful bouquet of flowers and wishes everyone a Happy Mothers' Day

Marlin T. Goldador@marlingoldador· May 4

May the fourmth be wimth you all! #Dogs #DogsofBlueSky #StarWarsDay

Marlin T. Goldador@marlingoldador· May 2

HEY I KNOW DIS GUY