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mini‼️@ministarfruit· 22d

trolley operators meet-ugly because sometimes we can let toxic yuri win

Comic depicting an interaction between Ava from Iron Lung and Eva from Project Hail Mary. Ava is snarling, saying, "Just because you happened to find me doesn't mean I'm about to get on my knees and call you my saviour, do you copy?! You can start by letting me the fuck go, Stratt, I'm a Captain, not your fucking pet...!" to which Stratt responds coldly, "You say you're not my pet... but aren't you? I found you, fed you, gave you shelter. I could have left you to die instead." This surprisingly earns Ava's begrudging respect as she then calms down to simply have narrowed eyes as she remarks, "Not as soft as you look, huh?"

mini‼️@ministarfruit· 24d

my friend's playthrough reminded me of this iconic phoenix line #aceattorney

Fanart of Phoenix and Maya from Ace Attorney in the orange Très Bien waitress uniforms from Trials and Tribulations. They are both grinning deviously as Phoenix exclaims, "But anyone could wear just such a uniform! Even me!" which is a direct quote from the game.

mini‼️@ministarfruit· 25d

iron lung where everything is the same but the convict has to wear this hat

Fanart of Simon the Convict from Iron Lung wearing a cap that reads, "I fear fish, I fear women, I'm just so scared."

mini‼️@ministarfruit· 25d

haha what's that over there (shrinks your prosecutor)

A sheet of Ace Attorney prosecutors drawn in chibi form. The top row features Miles, Franziska, Godot and Lana pointing while the bottom row features Klavier, Blackquill, Nahyuta and Eustace all looking varying degrees of smug.

mini‼️@ministarfruit· 26d

I did yapper drunk bard but what about over affectionate drunk bard. let’s consider #barduil

Four-panel comic of Bard affectionately kissing Thranduil on his jaw, then his cheek, then his mouth. The final panel has Bard looking happily dazed as Thranduil stares into the wine goblet in contemplative shock and thinks, "If this wine that potent to mortal Men...!?"

Redraw of the tumblr post "came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat" where the cat is covered in lipstick prints but the cat is Thranduil with kiss marks all over his face.

mini‼️@ministarfruit· 27d

we stay silly!!!!

Fanart of Pomni from The Amazing Digital Circus kneeling and looking slightly bewildered as text overlays her reading, "Catch me at the club like, 'please get me out of here'!"

Fanart of Pomni from The Amazing Digital Circus grinning maniacally with text that reads, "Anyway... we stay silly!!"

mini‼️@ministarfruit· 28d

sorry I keep clowning on bard the bowman but in my defense his overwhelming sense of duty keeps landing him in stupid situations

Comic of Bard from The Hobbit waking up with a start, exclaiming, "Shit, I'm late for work! The Master's going to kill me!" then he remembers, "Oh, never mind, my town got burned down and the Master straight up died so I lost my job and I live in Dale now," so he lies back down and closes his eyes. Then wakes again with the startled exclamation, "Wait, I'm the King of Dale!"

mini‼️@ministarfruit· 29d

what your fave chess piece says about you or something| #aai2

Fancomic of Bronco and Eustace from Ace Attorney interacting. Bronco looks at Eustace and asks, "You like chess? What's your favourite piece?" and Eustace answers, "The prawn!" to which Bronco remarks, "You're a weird kid." Satisfied with answering a question successfully, Eustace then tells Bronco, "I bet yours is the pony." and Bronco says, "Yeah. Yep. Mine's the knight." while thinking, "The prawn and the pony... what game is he playing!?"

mini‼️@ministarfruit· Jul 11

low on self-esteem, so you run on gasoline #ironlung

Fanart of Iron Lung done to lyrics from Gasoline by Halsey, specifically, "You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being." Depicts Simon, then Ava, then Simon's eye looking at the camera button, then a monstrous silhouette of Simon with red eyes as dark tendrils snake towards him.

mini‼️@ministarfruit· Jul 10

dance practice #barduil

The Hobbit fancomic depicting Bard and Thranduil dancing with their hands linked. Bard warns Thranduil that as a man of the lake, his feet disagree with the idea of dancing, to which Thranduil responds that Bard is a king so his feet must come to accept the way things are. Regardless, Bard trips and bumps his head against Thranduil's face, briefly flustering them both before Thranduil smirks in amusement. Bard asks if he is smirking at him, and Thranduil agrees, teasing Bard for throwing himself at the elf so shamelessly, which Bard grumbles he shouldn't look so pleased about it.

mini‼️@ministarfruit· Jul 10

girl stop it I'm gonna fall in love with you #junithena

Fanart of Juniper and Athena from Ace Attorney lying in the grass, with Juniper laughing freely and Athena smiling fondly and adoringly at her.

mini‼️@ministarfruit· Jul 9

deershifter thranduil

Fanart of Thranduil from The Hobbit depicted as a white stag and then as himself with antlers, cradling a baby deer in his arms implied to be Legolas. A small doodle of a stag and a baby deer sitting in the grass is drawn in the middle of the image alongside the caption, "let's loaf with papa!"

mini‼️@ministarfruit· Jul 9

hey man check out what we just fished out of the blood ocean. a whole freaking guy! #bloodymary

Fanart of Rocky and Ryland from Project Hail Mary fishing Simon from Iron Lung out of the blood ocean. Shocked, Ryland exclaims, "Good gravy! Is that a... person?!" to which Rocky responds, pointing at Simon, "Grace, look! Human very wet, statement." Ryland agrees with Rocky, replying, "Oooh yeah, buddy. Human very wet..." in reference to Simon being drenched in literal blood.

mini‼️@ministarfruit· Jul 7

who up ironing their lungs

Fanart of Simon the Convict from Iron Lung. On the left, he looks terrified as tears fall from his eyes and the words "I just want to live..." are written around him. On the right, he is drawn curled up on himself in a more cartoony style, surrounded by the words, "Iron Lung" and "The Convict".

mini‼️@ministarfruit· Jul 6

thinking about how thranduil's robes look like a blanket so I drew this... his big shiny blankie

Fanart of Thranduil and Bard from the Hobbit, with Thranduil sitting on his travel throne cocooned inside a shiny blanket. Bard teasingly remarks, "And here I thought Elves did not feel the cold..." to which Thranduil replies, "I am not cold. I simply enjoy being beneath a blanket." Bard says, "Aye, I see that. Swaddled like an infant." Thranduil then retorts, "You dare ridicule me? I would have your head, bowman." Bard responds, "Not ridicule... rather, it is unexpected. That is all."

mini‼️@ministarfruit· Jul 6

Éomer & Éowyn for tolkiengenweek day 1: family ⚔️

Fanart of Éomer and Éowyn from Lord of the Rings, first depicted as children walking hand in hand as Éomer reassures his sister that he will fell her every foe. Éowyn reassures him back that she does not fear anything. Right beside this, they are drawn much older after Éowyn has fallen on the battlefield and Éomer believes she is dead and is cradling her body. He is quoted saying, "Éowyn, how come you here? What madness or devilry is this? Death, death, death! Death take us all!"

mini‼️@ministarfruit· Jul 5

half-blind elvenking

Fanart of Thranduil from The Hobbit, showcasing the burns across the left side of his face and the eye that has gone white in blindness.

mini‼️@ministarfruit· Jul 4

YOU'RE CRAZY YOU'RE CRAZY YOU'RE CRAZY THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING!! ONE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED HEROES!!!!!!!!

Celebratory art for the game "Today I'll Be The Hero" hitting 1,500 plays.

mini‼️@ministarfruit· Jul 2

people are still thirsting over emoji angel in my notifs so this one's for you guys. I see you.

Art of an angel in the shape of a woman with glowing yellow eyes reaching out with both hands and saying, "Awww, don't be afraid..."

mini‼️@ministarfruit· Jul 2

was asked to draw thranduil & legolas... him baby

Lord of the Rings fanart featuring Thranduil and baby Legolas. Thranduil is squeezing a tiny Legolas like a plush doll while his baby boy is engulfed in his robes, before Legolas looks up at him with a big smile and asks, "Ada, will Legolas be little forever?" to which Thranduil responds, "You will always be my little one to me."

mini‼️@ministarfruit· Jun 30

bzzt! try again! #faraskye

Short Ace Attorney comic featuring Ema and Kay. Kay starts with the pickup line, "Hey babygirl, are you made of copper and tellurium," to which Ema interrupts, "No, I'm made of human being.," before Kay finishes with, "cause you're CuTe!" After getting her pickup line ruined, Kay yells, "Oh, come on, Ema!" in mock outrage as Ema smiles behind her glasses.

mini‼️@ministarfruit· Jun 30

clingy thranduils because (falls to my knees and punches the ground) #barduil

Page of doodles featuring Bard and Thranduil from The Hobbit. In one, Thranduil has his arms wrapped around Bard like a vice as Bard chides, "Come now, Thranduil. I will not die if you let go of me for a moment." In another, Bard pats Thranduil's cheek and says, "There, there. I will come visit when I am able. Dale is not too far." There are two panels of a comic at the bottom where Bard protests Thranduil clinging onto him to stop him from leaving. He eventually agrees to placate the Elvenking with a kiss, but Thranduil complains it is a paltry offer for a king. Bard suggests two kisses and Thranduil complains he is being frugal. Bard smiles fondly upon him as he says, "This king doth complain much..."

mini‼️@ministarfruit· Jun 28

his hair is full of secrets #barduil

The Hobbit fancomic featuring narration by Bard with accompanying images. He says, "Somehow, my hair has grown as long as my daughter Sigrid's has, which she has taken as a declaration of war. Yet when she asks why I neglect to cut it, the answer seems a little more complicated than I can say. For instance, I think there is a reason why Elves wear braids in their hair but King Thranduil does not. When I ask, he says it is not necessary. That a king of his standing can show nobody his heart. Nevertheless... he braids mine."

mini‼️@ministarfruit· Jun 25

bilbo teaching the dwarves about gingerbread houses

The Hobbit fanart featuring Bilbo showing the wonders of gingerbread houses to Bofur and Fíli. They both react extremely excitedly, with Bofur exclaiming, "You mean we get to build it and then we get to eat it afterwards?!" and Fíli adding, "Oh, Mr. Baggins, you're a mighty genius one, you are!"

mini‼️@ministarfruit· Jun 24

on Kíli's hair #thehobbit

The Hobbit fancomic discussing the hair of Kíli the Dwarf. Narration reads, "In the book, Kíli is blond like Fíli and has a beard... in the movie, Kíli has dark hair and a nonexistent beard... it's gone. There's nothing there. What a strange Dwarf! Conclusion: Kíli is going through an emo phase...?" In the final panel, Kíli asks with a cheerful smile, "Uncle Thorin, what if the darkness consumed me?" while Thorin exclaims in panic, "Kíli, no! Stay away from the darkness! Kíli!!" Another speech bubble by someone offscreen reads, "Oh Mahal! He's killed his beard. Thorin!" and another one reads, "Aough, Kíli, noooo, Dís is going to murder me!" all in reaction to Kíli's new look.

mini‼️@ministarfruit· Jun 24

old married couple (they are thousands of years old)

Lord of the Rings fanart of a child Legolas and his parents, the unnamed Elvenqueen and the Elvenking Thranduil respectively. His father is doing Legolas' braids as his mother comments, "Meleth nin, the braids are uneven." Thranduil replies that they are not. She argues to look from a different angle. He replies that Legolas should sit still. She tells Legolas, "you are perfect, do not let your grumpy ada tell you otherwise." to which Thranduil grumbles that he has not expressed otherwise. Blissfully in his own thoughts, Legolas is smiling and thinking with joy that he loves his nana and ada.

mini‼️@ministarfruit· Jun 22

happy, smiling trucy... she is his light!

Ace Attorney fancomic featuring Phoenix and Trucy Wright. Phoenix looks downcast and mutters, "Guess I'm just another losing dog..."to which Trucy cheerfully pipes up, "I'd bet on you! Even if you're losing. Even if you already lost."

mini‼️@ministarfruit· Jun 21

my bro and I are currently into writing/drawing in two very different genres of fantasy fiction and the contrast makes me laugh

Drawing of two people doing separate tasks, one tapping on a phone and one drawing in a sketchbook. The one on the phone is writing "The monster with one million eyes started maiming and killing and spitting and eating with no remorse. There was a massacre. Nations were destroyed." accompanied with a messy doodle of a poorly drawn monster destroying a town. The one drawing has doodled Lord of The Rings characters cheering together with the caption, "The war was won! Best friends forever! Man I love trees!"

mini‼️@ministarfruit· Jun 19

the dragonslayer was my friend

The Hobbit fanart depicting the back of King Thranduil looking up at a large painting of the shadow of Bard the Bowman in the bell tower, with his arrow poised at Smaug as Laketown goes up in flames.

mini‼️@ministarfruit· Jun 18

my take on bilbo in mirkwood

Fancomic of The Hobbit featuring Bilbo sneaking around Mirkwood. His monologue reads, "Dear diary, it is now my second day sneaking like a rat around Mirkwood and I have come to two conclusions. One: the Woodland Elves are very scary. Well, 'quite' scary. 'Very' might be exaggerating. I've faced Orcs. And Gollum. Two: I dare say that some of them are not very smart. Which is all well and good for me because this is the only chance I have to rescue my foolish Dwarves from the dungeons. I've just got to figure out how."