Megan MacKay🇨🇦
@mmmegan
disrespectful comedy imp, mid-tier necromancer, senior writer @ fortnite and contributor @ the beaverton
Call me a romantic but I think it’s nice that the billionaire who gave himself graft-vs-host disease in an ill-fated bid to live forever lets his girlfriend watch 30 minutes of films every day as long as she puts her techno-tampon in first
I found the original birthday boy tweet and to my DELIGHT, it’s from somebody with the handle “PissJugTycoon”
can popmart collectors please explain why my first crybaby has big red balls
what a way to find out that the pope has read my project hail mary fanfiction
my therapist is on maternity leave until the fall but at least I have this
they’re doing LABUBU IN WIGS and one of them looks just like RYLAND GRACE in his LITTLE YELLOW RAINCOAT. I am God’s chosen princess. I am the main character
me before the mandalorian and grogu vs me after the mandalorian and grogu
tfw you threw up on mommy’s bed 5 days ago right before she left for a business trip and nobody found it til now
went to Walmart to buy an umbrella and they charged me $2.97 for being a tasty bitch
the Schiaparelli was there the whole time for those who have eyes to see
ME: you are god’s perfect creature and an angel on earth. every day with you is a blessing. I would die AND kill at your behest. GILDA:
this would be the worst day of my life, well ahead of whatever horrible accident put me in the cast in the first place
ok I know I’m whining about less than a dollar but you chucklefucks literally created this bundle less than 6 months ago. you can’t keep the price consistent for one single solitary year??
thank you autocorrect. When I typed “diarrhea to” I definitely actually meant “fiat TJE”
some great personal news: my new kitchen scissors have been proudly released by smart wife
MYRKUL: *slurps up three skeletons for more power* ME IN THE BOSS FIGHT, ZERO SPELL SLOTS, WIELDING A SALAMI AS A SWORD:
another thought-provoking episode-themed piece of art from @ivimey.bsky.social