[NOW LIVE] 🔴 IT'S MY BIRTHDAY WE WILL BE PLAYING MAX PAYNE CROSS OFF YOUR BINGO CARDS BUT ALSO COME HANG OUT I'VE MISSED YOU GUYS ;O; www.twitch.tv/moviecowboy

[NOW LIVE] 🔴 I just woke up like 5 minutes ago, that's how you KNOW it's a lazy Saturday.... Going to be a lil mix of relaxing games, some poker here, some popcorn here; it's going to be a good time :D www.twitch.tv/moviecowboy

IN MY DEFENSE, WHAT’S A GUY SUPPOSED TO EXPECT WHEN THEY KEEP EMAILING ME SUGGESTIONS LIKE THESE? YES THRONE, MY MAN TITS WOULD LOOK GOOD IN THIS LINGERIE SET, THANK YOU FOR THINKING OF ME, I GUESS

The Chariman’s just like:

So, Tess may be just a liiiittle late for Golden Week, BUT IN OUR DEFENSE, do you know how hard it is to find a trade post selling a pure, metallic, gold bikini? ...it's supposed to be made of real gold, right? [🎨: @N0lenka, I never get tired of commissioning this freak (affectionate)] #TexASketch

ALL YE OF LITTLE FAITH AND LITTLE-ER BOTTOMS... (🎨: @N0lenka, I don't know how they did this so quickly, this was not coordinated) #TexASketch #Vtuber

COME SAVE YOUR SOUL AWAKE NEW AND WHOLE

The ONLY good thing about tax month: tax returns and the purchases you can make with them :)

TO THE PERSON WHO STARTED PLAYING MAX PAYNE 3’S AIRPORT LEVEL SPECIFICALLY WHEN HEALTH STARTED PLAYING “TEARS”: I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR GENDER OR SEXUALITY DO YOU WANT TO MAKE OUT

“Off-world” aka:

Wearing my “I got blocked by a random dev of BlueSky and all I got was this Forbidden” shirt like a badge of honor

TOOK A MONTH TO PULL A BLUE STAR AND IT ALL HAPPENED DURING @frogcass.bsky.social BASEBALL *THAT’S* THE MAGIC OF BASEBALL‼️‼️‼️

[𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙍𝘼𝙉𝙎𝙈𝙄𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙊𝙉] More of the same this week, WITH A RETURN TO A CLASSIC! IT'S MORE FROGCASS BASEBALL! This year it's duos, and I have a good feeling about the team Ghostie and I have built :) [🎨: @FieryLara]

BLUE BLOOD????? BLUE BLOOD????????????

I've been telling chat of a collection I'm building It's not a joke

I JUST LEARNED THE TEAM RESPONSIBLE FOR RECOVERING ARTEMIS II FROM SPLASHDOWN WERE WEARING COWBOY BEBOP THEMED PATCHES SOMETIMES THIS LITTE BLUE BALL IS A BEAUTIFUL PLACE

this makes it two (2) patches I need in my life which is 2 more than I was expecting, but here we are!

[𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙍𝘼𝙉𝙎𝙈𝙄𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙊𝙉] A late schedule? In this economy? That could NEVER happen… [🎨: @Cherrichus]

who the fuck asked

Tess wanted to wish everyone a happy Easter this year! 🐣 I... I don't know where she got the costume... [🎨: @N0lenka] #TexASketch #vtuber

[NOW LIVE] 🔴 Good news, our video rental store now has ACTION MOVIES! THOSE NEVER GET OLD OR TROPE-Y, NOT IN THE 90'S OF ALL TIMES! www.twitch.tv/moviecowboy

THANKS FOR 3 YEARS OF STREAMING! AND THANKS FOR A COMPLETELY NORMAL DAY WHERE NOTHING OF NOTE HAPPENED, YEP :) UNRELATED BUT BIG SHOUTOUT AND LOVE TO @tencatle.bsky.social FOR... STUFF* *LIVE 2D MODEL (credit to @eclipttrix.bsky.social for the meme!)

[NOW LIVE] 🔴 GUESS WHO'S BEEN STREAMING FOR 3 YEARS NOW? ✨ THIS GUY! ✨ We're going to have a nice, quiet little celebration, and then play some solo Marathon runs on stream! COME SAY HI! www.twitch.tv/moviecowboy [🎨: @PillowPaper]

[𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙍𝘼𝙉𝙎𝙈𝙄𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙊𝙉] LATE SCHEDULE, BUT I'VE BEEN STREAMING FOR 3 YEARS???? YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN LETTING ME DO THIS FOR *3 YEARS*??????? I solemnly swear it will be a very normal stream, with nothing of interest or oddity [🎨: @00______n]

A very important message on this day of Trans Visibility Please be advised: Cloak WILL not work for 24 hours, you WILL be visible to all pilots 🏳️‍⚧️

[Minor Invincible S4 spoilers? I mean like, minor-minor] What do you mean Invincible just casually drops their own iteration of The Bebop in the new season? I DON’T CARE ABOUT THE NAME, I DON’T CARE ABOUT HOW MANY STAR TREK REFERENCES YOU DROP AFTER THESE SHOTS, THAT IS MY BOY JET BLACK’S SHIP

[NOW LIVE] 🔴 Tycho of so-called "Penny Arcade Fame" still has money in his pockets. This vexes me... Today we relax and play some poker : ) www.twitch.tv/moviecowboy

[NOW LIVE] 🔴 POTENTIALLY FINISHING THIS GAME? I think there's only a few chapters left, both for the universe of one Johnny Turbo and the actual game, so, y'know, whichever comes first www.twitch.tv/moviecowboy

[𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙍𝘼𝙉𝙎𝙈𝙄𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙊𝙉] do you think if all the games on the schedule this week kissed they'd be Turbo Rewind At The Inventory, or Poker Overkill Simulator? this is a very important question [🎨: @n0lenka]