Take it to the Gordita Crunch chat

I asked ai to make this. Ai suuuuuucks

Here's a stark reminder that Jimmy Fallon is a charlatan and a fucking loser dweeb. I DGAF that he toussled Tr*mp's hair. he's trying to "both sides" a thing that absolutely doesn't need Jimmy Fallon to comment on

he could play greased-up sax in a Lost Boys remake!

Thomas Bangalter is an Eric Wareheim doppelganger #OHL #Dopp #Tim&Eric #DaftPunk

i do not think enough people are talking about how fuckin' fantastic the Cavs Sojurn album is.

i think it's why he was posting about Sturgill

I saw this crap on the shelf the other day and winced, loud

I don’t have a dog, but this dog Frankie is my homegirl

You inspired me, thanks!

this is fun

Lmaooooooooooo

Are you hiring fact-checker or proof-readers? you got your Phish Sphere article wrong

Great job @benjy-eisen.bsky.social @rollingstone.com are you hiring any fact-checkers or proofreaders? Where do i APply?

It’s because he makes calculated decisions to do this to himself 🤣🤣🤣

Main Character syndrome is rough

2) i was seeing Doug Stanhope last year, met him after the show. He looked at me and did a double-take and thought i was Kyle at first. Stanhope signed my bible for me

I was like NO WAY when this came up on the screen during Phish at the Sphere last night