Mrs PJ Haverstock

@mrspjhaverstock

She/her. Professional Milf & smut peddler. Horror, sci-fi, books, films, cats, gardening. General nerdery. Likes to post interesting/artsy pics. Ally.

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Mrs PJ Haverstock@mrspjhaverstock· Jul 10

Me too! So much that my costume had two variations! #Beetlejuice

PJ in a Beetlejuice costume featuring a green bikini, and black and white striped blazer.

PJ in a Beetlejuice costume featuring neon green lingerie and a black and white striped mesh top.

Mrs PJ Haverstock@mrspjhaverstock· Jul 10

Today #AlexAsks for a blazer only… I didn’t think I had a pic for this, but then I remembered this blazer from my Beetlejuice photo set! 🖤🤍🖤🤍💚

PJ sitting in a grey chair, wearing only a black and white striped blazer & headband. Her boobs are on full display.

Mrs PJ Haverstock@mrspjhaverstock· Jul 10

She’s got her hooks in you now… Maybe trying to keep a siren in your bathtub wasn’t the best idea…

PJ sitting in her bathtub with her boobs resting on the edge. Her hair is wet and she has on iridescent blue makeup, and she’s giving you a knowing smile.

Mrs PJ Haverstock@mrspjhaverstock· Jul 9

💦 SIREN 💦💦

PJ in the bathtub, with iridescent blue lipstick & eye shadow. Her hair is loose and floating around her in the water.

Mrs PJ Haverstock@mrspjhaverstock· Jul 7

POV I’M GOING TO EAT YOU!!

An up close picture of PJ’s wide open mouth.

Mrs PJ Haverstock@mrspjhaverstock· Jul 7

Trying on this new, very dark lipstick I might use for future content. It feels very jarring to me, what do you think?? #AskBluesky

PJ, with a closed mouth smile and black lipstick.

Same photo, but her mouth is open wide, like she’s screaming fiercely.

Mrs PJ Haverstock@mrspjhaverstock· Jul 7

💗💗💗

PJ’s torso as she kneels on the bed nude. She’s leaning forward and her boobs are dangling.

Mrs PJ Haverstock@mrspjhaverstock· Jul 7

The most ✨magical✨ day of the week… #TittyTuesday

PJ standing topless in warm sunlight. The photo has a very golden tone, and there’s some prismatic lens flare. She’s smiling at you.

Mrs PJ Haverstock@mrspjhaverstock· Jul 7

Not @stephenking.bsky.social defending Platner over on Twitter… well that’s an unexpected disappointment…

Screenshot of two of Stephen King’s Twitter posts…
First one: Graham Platner may drop out. (I hope he doesn't, but.) Meanwhile, the Abuser in Chief just keeps on keepin' on.
Second one: Tell you what--if you knew the whole truth about everyone in the Senate and House of Reps, those chambers would be dead empty.
Jesus said, "Let him without sin cast the first stone."

Mrs PJ Haverstock@mrspjhaverstock· Jul 6

I also wanted to mention “Men Against Fire”, which just feels extremely topical. The absolute dehumanization of anyone classified as “other” looks all too familiar these days… #BlackMirror

Two soldiers - a black man and a blonde white woman. The woman is in the foreground with some serious fire power.

Mrs PJ Haverstock@mrspjhaverstock· Jul 6

But, I also really love “San Junipero”, which is so fun and sweet and positive! Mostly takes place in the 80s (rad!), and is just a heartwarming love story. I recommend this one to ppl who are interested in the show but want a more positive episode. #BlackMirror

Two cute lesbians wearing very 80s clothes sitting together in a nightclub.

Mrs PJ Haverstock@mrspjhaverstock· Jul 6

Been rewatching #BlackMirror and wanted to tell you about some of my favorites (feel free to weigh in). “Metalhead” is my number one, & arguably the bleakest episode of all. Super gritty dystopian world, with a sad little human twist at the end.

Black & white still of a woman holding a shotgun.

Mrs PJ Haverstock@mrspjhaverstock· Jul 5

Even softer than they look…

Mrs H’s toes in the sunlight. Her skin is very soft and smooth, and her toenails are a delicate shell pink.

Mrs PJ Haverstock@mrspjhaverstock· Jul 5

Let’s get acquainted… QP with your own picks! (Don’t forget to include a blank for the next person… also my early bird/night owl is all over the place bc insomnia 🫩)

A little quiz page with hearts on PJ’s picks.

Mrs PJ Haverstock@mrspjhaverstock· Jul 4

This is what it looks like sliced up! (I almost forgot to take a pic, I had already started eating… it was very tasty)

A slice of ice cream cake with cherries and Biscoff cookie layers.

Mrs PJ Haverstock@mrspjhaverstock· Jul 4

✨Nature goddess✨ at rest (Amazing lingerie by @aintborntypical.bsky.social )

PJ laying on her back on a pale blue blanket. She’s wearing very intricate lingerie made of pink and blue floral embroidery, which leaves her breasts uncovered. Her hair is up in a bun, and she’s wearing a tiara made of quartz crystals.

Mrs PJ Haverstock@mrspjhaverstock· Jul 4

Just whipping up a little cherry cheesecake icebox cake for the picnic… yum! 😋😋😋

A counter full of ingredients… Biscoff cookies, a bag of sweet cherries, Philadelphia cream cheese, and four pints of Haagen Daz vanilla ice cream.

Mrs PJ Haverstock@mrspjhaverstock· Jul 4

Coneflower!!

Mrs PJ Haverstock@mrspjhaverstock· Jul 4

Yeah, gonna share em with me myself and I…

A close up of a peanut m&m’s package that says “share size”.

Mrs PJ Haverstock@mrspjhaverstock· Jul 2

#ThighThursday (with a lil extra sneaky peek 👀)

PJ laying on her back, wearing leopard print lingerie, fishnet stockings, and high heels. Her legs are crossed and her knees are up, revealing a peek at her naughty bits.

Mrs PJ Haverstock@mrspjhaverstock· Jul 2

Drop an image from your favorite film!

Scene from Blade Runner 2049, with K interacting with a giant holographic Joi advertisement. It’s all very purple toned.

Mrs PJ Haverstock@mrspjhaverstock· Jul 1

Still helping! 😂🧡🧡🧡

An orange cat sleeping on a dining room table, with some craft supplies in the foreground.

Mrs PJ Haverstock@mrspjhaverstock· Jul 1

Tormund is helping (if by helping you mean napping in the general vicinity) 🧡🧡🧡 #OrangeCats

A dining room table with a building project in the foreground, and an orange cat napping in the background.

Mrs PJ Haverstock@mrspjhaverstock· Jul 1

Starting a little indoor craft project to beat the heat… #ShesCrafty

Various components of a craft project, including balsa wood cut outs, stickers of plants, and wires connected to tiny light bulbs.

Mrs PJ Haverstock@mrspjhaverstock· Jul 1

Today #AlexAsks for proof of no undies… also fits nicely with #WagonWednesday #AssWednesday #HumpDay

PJ standing in front of a window, bent over and with her back to the camera. She’s wearing a very sheer pink dress that clearly reveals she is not wearing undies.

Mrs PJ Haverstock@mrspjhaverstock· Jul 1

Stay hydrated, my skeethearts!!

An orange cat drinking from a glass of water. His tongue is visible through the glass.

Mrs PJ Haverstock@mrspjhaverstock· Jun 30

Let’s hug 💗

Two grey tabby kittens sleeping snuggled up together, looking like they’re hugging.

Mrs PJ Haverstock@mrspjhaverstock· Jun 30

PJ laying on her back, wearing pale purple, strappy lingerie with a matching collar.

Mrs PJ Haverstock@mrspjhaverstock· Jun 30

🎉 HEAR YE, HEAR YE!! 🎉 The day of magnificent mammaries hath arrived… #TittyTuesday is upon us! Now go forth and rejoice!!

Mrs H with her boobs popped out of a floral sundress. They are looking particularly round and juicy!

Mrs PJ Haverstock@mrspjhaverstock· Jun 29

I can see that my post of Tormund (my orange cat 🧡) is on its way to being one of my most popular ever! Just wanted to remind you that I also have boobs (apologies if you’re just here for the cats). #MassiveMammaryMonday