Nothing like hearing big iron while they work on the apartment above you, just before a pipe bursts and obliterates your ceiling :)

What opening bsky on Fridays is like

If you need me you know where to find me

You should all check out and follow @spintail.shop Their stickers afe great quality and they added a bunch of mini ones to reduce wasted space on the sticker sheet. Can't recommend them enough!!!!!

What's great about #wagonwednesday is that it's also #humpday :3c #nsfw #irlnsfw #nudes

Theses mini burger sliders saved me last night 🤤 Easily some of the best burgers I've ever had #food #foodsky #cooking

What a better way to close out a Friday then making a big mess of myself :3c #nsfw #irnsfw #fcf

Seemed to make a bit of a mess on myself, mind helping me clean up~ #TummyTuesday #nsfw #irlnsfw #cock #nudes

Nothing says romantic anniversary like putting your pictures in the dumpster after celebrating

Another banger sub above

BIG PAPI!!!!!

I didn't click the tongs before using them

Who up Gooping they flavor?

Bat appreciation day and I really love showing my appreciation for my all time favorite bat @blueberrybat.bsky.social

Convince me not to eat every one of these #boredandhungry

This is what they used to circumcise me if any of you were wondering #nsfw

I should have called out

Suboptimal

Happy Fat Cock Friday, mind giving me a hand while I wash the dishes #fcf #nsfw #irlnsfw #nudes

I hope my son will grow up big and strong one day

April can have a little snow, as a treat

Wait, you want me to fill this with what? #furry #fursuit #bunny #Easter

Ay yo?

My hands look like this so my hands can also look like this

Go on Nintendo, don't be afraid

eat up 😘 #nsfw

We've been playing around and adding new appetizers to the menu at work :3 #food #foodsky #cooking