Noah Evslin
@nevslin
TV writer/producer: Rescue HI Surf, NCIS:HI. Hawaii 5-0, Colony, Grey’s Anatomy, Scandal, Private Practice, more. Co-host SCREAMING INTO THE HOLLYWOOD ABYSS. Cancer warrior. From Kaua’i.
I’ll give this to him. He looks better in death than he ever did in life.
I’ve made so many crepes for my boys this summer that I think I’m going to write a paper on it… a crepe paper.
If you can’t spell “freedom” right, maybe you shouldn’t run the fucking country?
I’ve been pitching a lot these last few weeks/months. Here are translations of what executives say versus what they mean after you pitch your heart out to them.
On today’s SCREAMING INTO THE HOLLYWOOD ABYSS, we had a lovely chat with Australian writer, director, showrunner and show creator Nick Verso (INVISIBLE BOYS). Take a listen. You’ll be glad you did. (And if you’re wondering, yes, we have the exact same hair.) Hollywoodabyss.com/verso
My youngest plays the orks. They have coolest figurines. I play 1000 Sons. Beg to differ on the dice part.
On today’s SCREAMING INTO THE HOLLYWOOD ABYSS, we chat with screenwriter and tv show creator Daniel Casey @danielcaseytypes.bsky.social (F9: The Fast Saga). I’ve been wanting to get him on for a long time and it finally happened!!! Take a listen. Hollywoodabyss.com/f9
On today’s SCREAMING INTO THE HOLLYWOOD ABYSS, we have a fantastic episode with multi-hyphenate actor, director, writer, producer Eriq La Salle (ON CALL, COMING TO AMERICA). Eriq gets our industry like almost nobody else. Definitely worth a listen! Hollywoodabyss.com/eriq
Only on FB Marketplace would you find a $1000 “new and vintage” shirt that tries to profit off murder.
Personally I’d like to imagine a world where JCVD was able to finish his role as the predator. Imagine where the arts would be today if that happened?
“You know what would be cool? Dressing up as my Yellowstone character for my FB profile pic.”
That’s the sound of a dozen TV lit agents telling their clients that a movie about La Croix is too “inside baseball” and the writers responding, “But you told me to write what I know.”