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David

@ninjathunder

Bass, beer, Blackburn Rovers

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David@ninjathunder· 20h

You’re gonna need a bigger boat.

Picture of Lego manual for the Jaws set. Cover photo of the Lego shark

David@ninjathunder· 3d

Not my usual tipple but out with old work colleagues. Here’s to Jen. Cheers!

Pic of margarita

David@ninjathunder· 23d

Fixed it

David@ninjathunder· 23d

From everything I’m reading I’m made up I’ve missed Spain v FIFA in favour out 10 days in Rhodes.

Homer Simpson eating and caption says bye bye belt

David@ninjathunder· 27d

My fellow England fans. Have any of you ever felt like this? Personally I’ve never met an England fan who could care less what Scotland thinks before, during or after an England game.

Post says: Psychologists must be having a bonanza working out why England football fans are so desperate for Scottish support. Sounds so needy, lost, as if England isn't really England without the Scots behind them.

David@ninjathunder· Jul 5

A phone-hacking wanker’s view of people with real jobs.

Piers Morgan posting on X saying “any England fan who doesn’t stay up to watch the England game live tonight is not an actual fan and should be banned from ever posting about football again.”

David@ninjathunder· Jun 30

FFS you’re 2-0 down and 25 minutes from being knocked out. This World Cup is crammed full of images of people at matches who don’t seem to give a shit about anything beyond filming stuff on their phones or how they appear on the big screen.

3 Swedish fans smiling and dancing looking at the big screens during the hydration break

David@ninjathunder· Jun 27

Our big day in 2013. This is in our wedding album.

David@ninjathunder· Jun 27

Now onwards to the moment’s silence for the Venezuelan earthquake victims #phonewankers

Picture of man in crowd filming the silence on his phone

David@ninjathunder· Jun 23

And with that second goal the Portuguese fans go wild

Two Portuguese fans holding up their phones. One smiling and one not even appearing to react.

David@ninjathunder· Jun 18

What the caption *should* say

Photo of screen of Switzerland v Bosnia. Caption says “fucking hydration break”

David@ninjathunder· Jun 16

Picture from Alan Moore’s Watchmen of The Comedian being thrown backwards out of a skyscraper window. Caption says “18th Hole coming up”

David@ninjathunder· May 5

This is canon.

Shot from Star Wars Holiday Special of the cook stirring the pot

David@ninjathunder· Apr 25

A little late, but here’s to safety. Cheers!

David@ninjathunder· Apr 22

Fantastic result for Rovers! And now a channel change to complete the perfect evening #Rovers

Screenshot of Burnley v Man City

David@ninjathunder· Apr 21

It was a tough few minutes in there.

Picture of outside of Trump Tower

David@ninjathunder· Apr 21

Post you in another country

Picture of me in Trump Tower pulling a face next to “45 - President of the United States Donald J Trump”

David@ninjathunder· Apr 3

Still off the carbs losing weight but won’t stop me toasting an amazing victory! Cheers!

David@ninjathunder· Mar 14

6 weeks today off carbs and beer and treating myself to a wine tonight to celebrate this afternoon. Cheers!

David@ninjathunder· Feb 20

Yes they were still in the tag team. He was great. He stopped to read some of my friend’s old wrestling magazines.

David@ninjathunder· Feb 19

The one I couldn’t believe I got. Bret Hitman Hart

Me outside hotel with Bret Hitman Hart

David@ninjathunder· Feb 19

Bushwhacker Butch

Me and two friends with Bushwhacker Butch outside hotel

David@ninjathunder· Feb 19

The other half of Money Inc., Irwin R Shyster

Me and friend with Irwin R Shyster outside hotel

David@ninjathunder· Feb 18

Found my pictures from going to see the WWF (WWE) back in 1992 in Birmingham!

Me and Ted DiBiase

David@ninjathunder· Feb 15

Display an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.

My Bloody Valentine Loveless

David@ninjathunder· Feb 13

Just spotted @flavorflav.bsky.social at the winter Olympics skeleton!

David@ninjathunder· Feb 3

Current pre-match internet research sat on the Riverside #Rovers

David@ninjathunder· Jan 31

I honestly don’t know if I can be bothered this afternoon to suffer a third abandoned match. We’ve not even replayed the second one. #Rovers

Screenshot of weather forecast at Ewood showing heavy rain 2pm to 5pm

David@ninjathunder· Dec 20

Cheers to a Christmas 3 points! #RoversBeerClub

David@ninjathunder· Dec 10

Went under Biden. Okay that’s me banned