Why the fuck does he look like an evil Paul Bearer?

Karen does more for the Shopping Bugs than Donnie. She does all the planning, she watches all the employees, she even gives orders from time to time. Donnie? He's got his head elsewhere. Mentally, nestled somewhere against his wife's ass. Yes, he's truly behind her every step of the way.

...well, yet another holiday I'm too busy and my work, too time-consuming to take proper part in, happy Bionicle day, everyone. Work's just got me swamped lately, especially with the heavy inventory we're moving around, I'll try to make art more frequent. In the meantime, Roodaka. Old sketch.

...Blaze is actually really, really, really old. Like, "I first drew her around 2012" levels of "old." Like a lot of my Pokemon characters, she's managed to stick around because I've simply never stopped loving her. I should draw her in her coat again. But she's plenty warm with all that fat.

Well, just like 8/8, 8/9 really snuck up on me, happy Typhlosion day, everyone. Wanted to have something new to share... so I'll share something not many people have seen in over a decade. While these two Blazes I did recently came about as a result of the Gigaleak... She's actually much older.

Vore is awesome because it combines my need for it all to just fucking stop with my need for my fucking rocks to get off and yeah, it gets better every year. It also pisses off everyone it should. I didn't have any time to draw anything this year for 8/8, but here, here, here's some Guillotinas.

All vore is about getting "bit."

A little gadget of Quen's that I've wanted to show off for years, he's got rockets in his feet. He can't fly for very long or carry all that much, but they're something he makes use of when he can. ...his dad just hates buying fuel. So, flight is more a side-hobby or accessory to filmmaking.

Your shit is some of the only stuff that even gets me to watch YouTube anymore. This is absolute bullshit. Fuck that site.

That was Nimdok from "I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream." Only person who could say that shit with a straight face.

At the urging of good friends, I've done a sort of inevitable and drawn wank of... a Gogo Crazy Bone. Yeah, not something you see every day, and I'm probably the first guy to ever do it... but not the first to think it, thankfully. I'm truly blessed to have friends as weird as me. Truly blessed.

Bombay hardly gets a break, as the best worker at the New Clearwater Shopping Bug. Fortunately, he's surrounded by a helpful network of addicts and stoners to offer him drugs and booze to take some edge off. Unfortunately none of these work on a superhuman. He suffers from success at every turn.

I can't get over how much this looks like how I drew when I was 15. Like this looks like the exact way I used to "doodle," back on Miiverse. I used to just sketch and doodle quite a bit, there was a time when I'd just make stuff "without a point." Now I feel like I'm wasting time if I don't try.

I want to personally underline and vouch for the incredible quality of Doodle's work and state for public record that they do some of the very best work with Lost in Conversation I've ever seen, they really bring my little town to life, easily some of the best New Clearwater's ever looked, easily.

I really wish I did more transfomations for the video I did of Silas and Ram, I'd like to show off her shapeshifting more.

A huge part of Hoenn's underground, both literally and figuratively. Vfela is an ordinary Flygon that likens herself to a God by virtue of beauty alone. Seeking worship, she plots to usurp Rayquaza from beneath the Sky Pillar. Her scheming draws scores of Shuppet her way, feeding off her scorn.

Fuck yeahhh fill up that cup, Chuck, fill up that cup. Just love to hear that this is still on, I'm waiting with baited breath.

Impossible to describe how much I love this, great, wonderful, excellent to see more jabberwocky from you. Just what I needed today. This is better than sex.

Wanted to draw some more of Silas in her jabberwocky form. Smaller Lost in Conversation, simply her and Ram, getting a little bit high.

No fucking way your name is Tani, you have red hair, and wear a turtleneck sweater. That is just wild to me in a way that's hard to really put into words. Now I know how the creator of Dennis the Menace felt, what an absolutely insane, divine coincidence.

Out of the blue, indulgent gift for my friend, @mrunclephuncle.bsky.social. She's been having some issues lately and I wanted to cheer her up a little with something nice. That, and I've desperately wished to give her spider sona an ode for months. This picture was one a very long time coming.

Kind of picture that stops wars. Wonderful ode to best Pokemon and best girl, love this and love Flygon. As far as I'm concerned this is the best picture I've seen of this "breed" since this trend started. I feel praise is like macaroni and cheese here. Can't ever have enough of it. Very good.

Sometimes, a picture will be a lot bigger than what I posted. This picture of Snively and Grimer originally also had two of Robotnik's other henchmen, Agent Stone and Clove the Pronghorn, but I couldn't think of ways to make the background interesting. Even in the final, it's an afterthought.

I really wanna draw more of the inhabitants of the S.I.N biodomes. Or rather, more of Saturn and his minions. They kinda take a backseat to the more grounded parts of Lost in Conversation, and I'd like to show them off more. ...especially Olive. I think the world could use more Olive. Way more.

Gardevoir sketch pages, from the mythical era that was my stint working as one of Facebook's janitors, they came into my head again. To be honest, I'd love to finish each and every one of these and turn them into their own picture someday. Unfortunately, a tall order. But I'm born for adventure.

Short comic of Cosmo and Grimer I never finished. ...yeah, this one's REALLY unfinished. ...and will likely never be done. Why? I flexed too hard. My little cousin really wants to be an artist "like me." So one day, break out a sketch to show her "how to." I mess it up almost-immediately.

Eight months after inception. While her due date is assumed near, royal nurses have decided against induction of labor. To allow her brood proper development, it's decided that she come into it naturally. Soaking in soothing baths, the fluids ease her tensed skin. Due date is fast approaching.

I really wanna draw more of my version of Dulce sometime. In my thinking of the universe, she's a fat "biker chick" who gets into bad situations through short-sightedness. Like Zan, she gets with him because she's got pretty terrible taste in men. Rather than because Ken Penders can't write.

Was looking through my old work, found this old Dulce comic I did. Still really happy with this one, one of the only pictures I've done of Mobius where I feel like I managed to depict it accurately, with the checkerboards and vast seas. Not to mention Dulcy. Unfortunately, barely in the series.

Some more of Rise, because she makes ME rise. Yeah, just one picture of her wasn't enough, and I knew that even as soon as I'd done it. I needed even more. And well... Even more. Restless, immobile, and overdue, the jabberwocky greatly misses her mate. She needs his gentle hands across her.