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Just here for the nice things. The nice things being Ed Teach and Stede Bonnet and their crew. And Taika & Rhys. 40s (bloody hell). She/her.

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V 🏴‍☠🩵💜 excited for Wee Con '26 🎉@notstraycollie· 27d

A pink triangle flag with "sluts" in red written on it

V 🏴‍☠🩵💜 excited for Wee Con '26 🎉@notstraycollie· 27d

No harm* in seeing this multiple times on your timeline *no harm not guaranteed. May cause distraction, dehydration and unexpected noises

Rhys Darby, topless. He is fuzzy. He's warring round sunglasses, a hat and has a spade over his shoulder. Theres a caption over his chest hiding his left nipple. Spoilsport.

V 🏴‍☠🩵💜 excited for Wee Con '26 🎉@notstraycollie· 28d

Screenshot of a Boots advert. On the left it just says 'Pretty' and below that £19.99. On the right is a somewhat phallic looking pink curler barrel.
Underneath it again says 'Pretty' and there's a 'shop now' button

V 🏴‍☠🩵💜 excited for Wee Con '26 🎉@notstraycollie· 29d

I like the olive and wild berry. Less sold on the other 2 colours, and together, well... 😬

My Pantone Birth Chart Palette
Sagittarius Sun, Taurus Moon, Aries Rising, Sagittarius Venus. Colors: #7A59C7 #7E7A48 #F05A3D #B45E9C.
SUN
MOON
Sagittarius Sun
Taurus Moon
Quest Purple
Olive Velvet
#7A59C7
#7E7A48 Closest Pantone match: 7749 C
Closest Pantone match: 2665 C
RGB 122, 89, 199
RGB 126, 122,72
RISING
VENUS
Aries Rising
Sagittarius Venus
Torchlight Red
Wild Berry
#FO5A3D
#B45E9C
Closest Pantone match: 2027 C
Closest Pantone match: 2352 C
RGB 240, 90, 61
RGB 180, 94,156
pantonecolors.net/pantone-birth-chart
Independent Pantone-inspired palette tool. Not affiliated with Pantone LLC.

V 🏴‍☠🩵💜 excited for Wee Con '26 🎉@notstraycollie· 29d

Blessed timeline 😂

Reposted by Maple ana & @edwarbteach.b... 22h this really happened on our screens right in front of our eyes
Image of Ed eyeing Stede at Calypso's birthday

Effin' Birds@effinbirds.com 59m
Drawing of a bird with text THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR MAKING DECISIONS WITH YOUR DICK
ALT
@effinbirds

V 🏴‍☠🩵💜 excited for Wee Con '26 🎉@notstraycollie· Jul 13

Yeah, we need all the joy we can get! I took myself out for cake after my eye test this afternoon for exactly that reason!

A lovely Swedish raspberry and vanilla bun next to an orange tea pot

V 🏴‍☠🩵💜 excited for Wee Con '26 🎉@notstraycollie· Jul 11

Delightful. Also timeline did a thing 😅

A post by Kim of their new black kitten saying "Louis is making himself right at home" The post below it reads"he has free moving eyes when you lift the lid!"

V 🏴‍☠🩵💜 excited for Wee Con '26 🎉@notstraycollie· Jul 11

🫂 Maybe these will help with th whimsy...

Side of a cardboard box with 'Dear courier, Hard work! Please mumble softly to me I can't make a pirate ship Unable to draw a parabola' written in a speech bubble

One of 'the old gays' dressed in sailor trousers, a white vest and a sailor hat. There is colourful confetti around him. He has the fall front trousers on backwards - are they now fall back trousers?

A show description from the Edinburgh Fringe. The important things are that the show is called Rainbows and the man calls himself the gentleman scientist

A clip board wwith a printed customer notice " Please be careful when you are pumping the sauces as if you pump too hard it will go all over you. Thank you!

V 🏴‍☠🩵💜 excited for Wee Con '26 🎉@notstraycollie· Jul 10

On his way!

Oluwande in soft light, looking to the side

V 🏴‍☠🩵💜 excited for Wee Con '26 🎉@notstraycollie· Jul 10

These guys are coming with so you won't be alone 🫂

Ed and Stede embracing and looking into each other eyes

V 🏴‍☠🩵💜 excited for Wee Con '26 🎉@notstraycollie· Jul 8

Putting this here too!

The Rosa Diaz meme but (badly) edited. They puppy has been replaced with Kiri and Ed art, and the text now reads "Rosa: I've only had Kiri for an hour and a half, but if anything happened to her I would kill everyone in this room and then myse

V 🏴‍☠🩵💜 excited for Wee Con '26 🎉@notstraycollie· Jul 8

Mary Bonnet with text reading "Never apologize for that"

V 🏴‍☠🩵💜 excited for Wee Con '26 🎉@notstraycollie· Jul 8

Timeline thing 😅

Screenshot of bsky timeline. First post from piratebot reass "Do these outfits maybe seem like an error in judgement?"

Post below from R Politest Menace and reads "It sure does bb"

V 🏴‍☠🩵💜 excited for Wee Con '26 🎉@notstraycollie· Jul 6

Awesome, have a brilliant day! Worth celebrating with a tennis ball!

A small border collie cross dog holding a tennis ball in his mouth. It is making his tongue stick out to the side. He is very pleased with his ball

V 🏴‍☠🩵💜 excited for Wee Con '26 🎉@notstraycollie· Jul 3

Oh that reminds me that I got his sticker recently and it made me laugh so much - look, he's just a little guy 😍😂

A sticker of Ed Teach from In at the feep end drawn by Sailor. The sticker itself is quite small at the bottom of a bigger strip, so he looks little as well as wet and slightly bedraggled

V 🏴‍☠🩵💜 excited for Wee Con '26 🎉@notstraycollie· Jun 28

The old lady from titanic saying it's been 4 years

V 🏴‍☠🩵💜 excited for Wee Con '26 🎉@notstraycollie· Jun 28

I span through my pics and dropped on one at random 😊💖

Ed Teach at Calypso's birthday. He's holding a mug and has a hand on Stede of course- though he is mostly put of frame. Archie, wearing a flowerfestoones hat is looking on.

V 🏴‍☠🩵💜 excited for Wee Con '26 🎉@notstraycollie· Jun 27

V 🏴‍☠🩵💜 excited for Wee Con '26 🎉@notstraycollie· Jun 26

Lock screen checkpoint These two by @self-induljennt.bsky.social First time ever it's not been my dogs 🥹

Screenshot of a phone screen with a drawing of MerStede and KrakenEd embracing and kissing.

V 🏴‍☠🩵💜 excited for Wee Con '26 🎉@notstraycollie· Jun 26

Ed Teach peeking round a door on thw revenge

V 🏴‍☠🩵💜 excited for Wee Con '26 🎉@notstraycollie· Jun 25

Nigel Badminton saying I didn't follow any of that

V 🏴‍☠🩵💜 excited for Wee Con '26 🎉@notstraycollie· Jun 24

Back to where they met!!!!

Stede giving Lucius a tour of the Revenge. He is in the bathroom. Roach is in the tiny bath. Pete is on the toilet (bucket).

V 🏴‍☠🩵💜 excited for Wee Con '26 🎉@notstraycollie· Jun 23

Taika in a yellow hoodie and bright pink hat giving side eye

V 🏴‍☠🩵💜 excited for Wee Con '26 🎉@notstraycollie· Jun 20

Day before summer solstice and it's still so light here at 10.30. It shouldn't surprise me any more, but it still does 😊

Evening sky, kind of blue grey. There's trees and shrubs visible and a lamppost which is not yet lit

V 🏴‍☠🩵💜 excited for Wee Con '26 🎉@notstraycollie· Jun 20

You missed one!

V 🏴‍☠🩵💜 excited for Wee Con '26 🎉@notstraycollie· Jun 19

I cannot imagine how worrying and stressful that is. No advice but have a Rhysie hug

V 🏴‍☠🩵💜 excited for Wee Con '26 🎉@notstraycollie· Jun 17

V 🏴‍☠🩵💜 excited for Wee Con '26 🎉@notstraycollie· Jun 17

👀 🥰

Screenshotshot of a post from IFLScience. It shows a digital clock with the time 11:11. Text reads 'Sorry, but you're probably going to see this everywhere now.Do you see 11:11 more than you expect? You may have experithe Right Where You Left Me phenomenon"

V 🏴‍☠🩵💜 excited for Wee Con '26 🎉@notstraycollie· Jun 16

Stede Bonnet being excited about not paying for his drink and Ed's food

V 🏴‍☠🩵💜 excited for Wee Con '26 🎉@notstraycollie· Jun 15