tapping the sign again

Magic Eye™️ hog post

may i interest you in a good morning, comrades?

yeah, that's a pretty solid card.

good morning, old chums

I don't know how much wrestlers in AEW make, but I imagine it's enough for Speedball Mike Bailey to buy himself some shoes.

gang, you're never going to believe this, but i'm hungover again today.

blessed to share a birthday with Wesley Snipes and Spike from Degrassi Jr. High

just punched out at work. i don't have to come back until the 11th.

today needs to go by faster

waiting for my gf to wake up so we can have breakfast and then go to the bar

good morning, creatures

a devil's haircut? in *my* mind?!

already thinking about the sandwich i'm gonna eat later

friday morning soundtrack: the distant hum of traffic and the chirping of birds

happy fry day, comrades

broke: google it woke: bing it bespoke: ask jeeves

i'll turn 44 next friday, and all i want for my birthday is for *it* to happen.

did you *get* that "thing" i sent you?

farting zestfully

good morning, comrades

aldi's gf // trader joe's bf

what band has sold the most t-shirts ever? probably the misfits, right?

farting spirally

oh hey it's leo season. 🦁

wednesday afternoon jam

good morning, buddies

hot coffee and a hoodie weather on the balcony this morning

well this tigers/cubs game is absurd.

why yes, i am having a beer and bourbon after work.