Really missing Alex the goldfish, has been nearly a year since losing him 😞
The entire world apart from Argentina on Final day…
Thomas Tuchel before and after the second half hydration break…
Fuck it, get the aircraft carriers ready
This is it. We’re going full Mike Bassett!
“Yes Keir, I can guarantee the amount you’ve bribed me will fuck over Andy’s first budget”
Mum has given her tactical analysis
Tbf it’s not as bad as the City vs United games in the 2010s…
Elliot Anderson if you want to two foot one of their players…
This is the most masc I’ve ever felt tbf
It’s empowering putting this shirt on tbh.
I feel like I could do anything…
Like starting an OnlyFans selling feet picks whilst living in Deansgate Towers and not filing a tax return.
… Or throwing some plastic furniture at continental policemen.
Time to put my “Not gay, just the wife won’t give me a blowjob”wear on
The England team transport looks interesting for tomorrow…
Saving this for if England make the Final
Friends fear she hath caved to the hype
Blueskyers suddenly deleting a lot of skeets from this morning like…
How to tell the difference between an Airbus 🇪🇺 and a Boeing 🇺🇸 for non-avgeeks:
Pictured below is an Airbus a320, you’ll notice that…
- All windows and doors remain attached to the aircraft
- The aircraft is going up and not down
- You cannot see any people either praying or screaming
I, for one, welcome our star Summer signing with open arms! 🫡
That’s not something I notice about him tbh…
It’s basically going to be the Battle of Stamford Bridge all over again
If I was an England defender on Saturday I would be both terrified and h word tbh
Why does Owen always have to ruin the fun?
Stand with the bin!
Wonder if I’m safe to wear my German football top yet? Has been in the wardrobe since I got back from holiday!
Even Daily Mail readers are backing the bin!
