PSA I’m moving to Vancouver at the end of the month and wont be booking anything until late Sept 🧳 So to all my Victoria lovers, cum see me off properly and do it quick because I only have a few days left available in August ❤️❤️❤️

Did you think I was joking about my witches cauldron? Prepare to be summoned ✨🪄✨

Thank you Vancouver for another incredibly fulfilling tour ❤️

Vancouver bound today And fully booked! With the exception of some time allotted for someone to book me with any of my friends listed in the pinned post (In the spirit of pride 🌈🦄💦)

Computer: make their dreams wet 💦

If you need me, you know where to find me (hint: the sunny spot in the woods)

I’ve been really liking what the clouds are doing lately ☁️☁️☁️ Perfect to day dream under 🙃

I’ve always related to Poison Ivy being a little eco justice warrior myself, and now I even look the part 🌹 Come join me, my garden needs tending 🍃

Getting these photos back whilst shopping at home hardware this afternoon felt like the best dirty little secret 👀😋

It’s almost yah girls b-day ♋️🎉💝 I’m taking most of the next 2 week off to celebrate and do whatever I want 🤪 but if you’d still like to get my attention check out my birthday wish list at the link below 💋 throne.com/parkerearnest Check out my profile on Throne!

You can always count on me to bring something sweet to the picnic 🧁🤤 New photos coming soon but this shoot still deserves its flowers 💐

Had the best date with the lovely @datetaylorlove.bsky.social and our incredibly patient and enthusiastic companion and impromptu instructor 💚 If you ever want to make everyone on the course jealous of your company, now you know who to bring 😉

Had a delicious time in Vancouver. Thank you to the new lovers that showed me such a fun first tour. I’ll be back 💋

What do we think about everyday undies? Ever wonder what the girl next door is actually lounging around in 💭

Feeling opulent and ready to be savoured just like this decadent red 💋🍷🍇

Im gonna take this as a sign that I’ve been on someone’s mind 💭 I love you guys but there’s no need to graffiti random cars in parking lots okay. I mean how could you have even known that I’d see it 🤪

If you bring me mint Yerba mate I will cherish you indefinitely 💚

Showering before bed >>>

The girls are out getting some sun on the girls ☀️💛 @willahart000.bsky.social

Getting my steps in 🥵

Many thanks to my dear paramour who’s heading out of town, but won’t be letting me off the hook that easily ✨🩷✨

Did you know reading can extend your life span? By calming the busy mind and easing anxiety, improving concentration, and expanding on your sense of the world you can challenge your own mortality. Flip a couple pages for me today 💋 pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC... (Link to Yale paper)

The best time of year is rapidly approaching for all the water based creatures 💦💦💦