They gave Mike the Rick James couch edit ha

Frantically pointing to the sign

BREAKING:

One of those things that just got in my head and had to come out

The good guys don't make it after gutting out an extroidinary effort against a super weapon and a closing performance from a space wizard.

"Ball don't lie" Meanwhile, Ball:

Happy 4th, here's an old song I wrote commemorating the founders on the sideways iron cross site

watching the game

this was the angle they used to show that he touched it

Not sure about an hour tbh

here he was 6 years ago platforming another conservative liar from another conservative think tank while usefully behaving as though the arguments were in good faith.

Learning more and more about the supplemental draft every day

Father Figure Dad Bod

Curiosity got me, they're 4oz cap removed and the flyer says they support all cops so it's worse than i imagined

Great work on the part of these researchers to build a neural network to show that scoring more points correlates to winning

Was ready for the roof to come off this thing if this corner was successful

Leonard WIlliams adds the entire Seahawks team to the #2026ChipTracker this is truly hacking the system. Unlimited motivation

Landry Shamet in the 2026 postseason:

Fellas, our long national nightmare is over

Ah now that i know this crucial context I've changed my opinion: they should've booed him so forcefully that he deuced himself and then laughed until he cried

could be video of him ripping that thing to our gd Moon idc

HBD to John Brown who inspired my fav tshirt

May around the corner just making sure prequelmemes still got it.

Finally got a spam texter to break character ha, worth it.

Literally nothing else gets the "Off-Duty" treatment. Legacy media loves to excuse Potus, but if he threatened Vatican city at 3am in his underwear from Palm Beach even he wouldn't get "Off-Duty"

(Spoilers) If ya wanna follow along here's Fernando's script for today

hmm