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Pope Corky IX

@popecorkyix

The Internet's Sweetheart. Streamer. I'm posting nonsense on here. He/him

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Pope Corky IX@popecorkyix· 1d

It's so detailed

A black and white close up of the Eraserhead baby laying on a striped pillow, its deformed, balls head shiny, it looks like it's always in misery

Pope Corky IX@popecorkyix· 18d

Antinous, The Odyssey (2026)

Bowser from Super Mario Odyssey, wearing a white suit with matching top hat and purple tie/accents, holding his hand out, probably in a proposal to Peach/Penelope

Pope Corky IX@popecorkyix· 27d

Also wtf

Helldude's post and me trying to reply, Bluesky has put up a pop-up box saying "The post you're replying to was marked as being written in Portuguese by its author. Would you like to reply in Portuguese?"

Pope Corky IX@popecorkyix· Jul 9

Mac from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, seated, wearing glasses and holding a book, with a speech bubble making it look like he said the stuff in Rax's post

Pope Corky IX@popecorkyix· Jul 7

Steve "Mongo" McMichael, former NFL defensive tackle and professional wrestler, with long black hair in a pony tail, sunglasses he is peering over, a long-sleeved black button downn, and a fake menacing smile. He is holding Pepe, his black/brown/white Chihuahua, who is also grinning while wearing what I think is a train conductor's outfit with a blue(?) hat and a red neckerchief

Pope Corky IX@popecorkyix· May 23

A fake title card for Star Trek Voyager, showing the space ship Voyager (oblong and oval-shaped with a point at one end and a perpendicular body at the other) from above in space. In the top, an orange gradient title that says "Let's Murder Tuvix"

Pope Corky IX@popecorkyix· Feb 19

You may say "Corky the alt text says Aurora and Nova dislike Luna, what do they think of each other" and have I got news for you

Aurora, a fat tortoiseshell cat, and Nova, a small short-haired tuxedo cat, are laying next to each other on a grey carpet, looking out a glass door as they "hunt" squirrels and birds. They are best friends.

Pope Corky IX@popecorkyix· Feb 19

It is time again to Post Cat

Luna, a fluffy tuxedo cat, and Aurora, a fat tortoiseshell cat with a half orange and half black face, snuggle butt to butt on a grey blanket on a blue loveseat. Luna is passed out, while Aurora looks up at the photographer. Allegedly they don't like each other.

Nova, a small short-haired tuxedo cat, sits on a grey carpeted set of stairs and looks down at you through iron barristers. She looks annoyed and angry and will enact vengeance (off camera you are near Luna, who she HATES)

Pope Corky IX@popecorkyix· Feb 6

I asked for Eternal Champions

Hans Moleman, in the theater, saying "I was saying Boo-urns" (but the text is removed)

Pope Corky IX@popecorkyix· Jan 27

Nicole Kidman, in a grey pinstripe suit, sitting alone in a movie theater and looking offscreen at (presumably) the screen.

The movies are back.

Pope Corky IX@popecorkyix· Dec 26

You have failed her yet again

The box art (?) for Assassin's Creed Valhalla, showing Eivor (a blonde Viking woman with braided hair, blue eye face paint, a furred warrior get-up, and dual wielding axes) standing on a rock in front of a Viking longship as other Vikings stand in the water behind her

Pope Corky IX@popecorkyix· Nov 27

A screenshot of this post; directly above is a post from Robocop (1987) that says "We get the best of both worlds."

Pope Corky IX@popecorkyix· Nov 25

This came to me in a dream

The "see you space cowboy" Shinzo Abe meme where his translucent head looks out over a landscape and sunset, but I've added the caption "EAT 100 GYOZA"

Pope Corky IX@popecorkyix· Nov 15

Real baby hours

A long haired tuxedo cat curled up on a blue couch cushion with her legs sticking out, sound asleep. A human arm wraps around part of her

Pope Corky IX@popecorkyix· Nov 9

Picture of an NCR Ranger from Fallout New Vegas holding a big revolver, below the picture is a Tumblr post from jbt7493:

"Before You Embark On A Journey Of Revenge, Dig Two Graves". what a stupid fucking quote. I'm killing way more than two people idiot

Pope Corky IX@popecorkyix· Nov 4

Picture of Han Solo dancing near the carbonite freezing chamber from The Empire Strikes Back, taken from a ridiculous Xbox Kinect dance game. In front of Han, at roughly groin level, is the word "OKAY," presumably rating the player's dance work.

Pope Corky IX@popecorkyix· Nov 4

Dick Cheney can be guitarist number 8

Picture of Tom Petty singing, with the caption "Share if you believe Tom Petty is in heaven now playing guitar with Jimi Hendrix, John Lennon, Kurt Cobain, David Bowie, Prince, and Jerry Garcia in a completely terrible band that has seven lead guitar players and no rhythm section.

Pope Corky IX@popecorkyix· Oct 8

Homer Simpson, standing in his pink living room, wearing an oversized orange cowboy hat and holding an air horn. He has a large, open-mouthed smile.

Pope Corky IX@popecorkyix· Oct 5

My top 4 FFs

Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

Final Fantasy VI (this is Japanese box art but I'm talking about the Super Nintendo one released in the US as Final Fantasy III)

Final Fantasy VIII

Ehrgeiz: God Bless the Ring (PS1)

Pope Corky IX@popecorkyix· Oct 2

Hell yeah

Screenshot from Halloween 3, showing three kids trick or treating while wearing the masks (green witch, white skull, orange pumpkin) that are central to the plot. It is captioned "We are going to become Halloween 3: Season of the Witch."

Pope Corky IX@popecorkyix· Sep 10

Yeah that's one hell of an AI error, Google

Google AI result, stating: Did Crystal Bernard get married?

Al Overview

Yes, Crystal Bernard was married to Peter Bernard, who was her brother, and this was an example of a brother-sister marriage.

• Spouse: Peter Bernard

• Family Relationship: She was married to her brother, Peter.

Source: Information on their marriage can be found in multiple sources, including Wikipedia.

It's important to note that while the marriage is documented, such familial marriages are generally not permitted in modern society due to the complex nature of familial relationships and the potential for harm.

If you're looking for information about Crystal Bernard, it's best to consult Wikipedia.

Al responses may include mistakes. Learn more

To be clear, Wikipedia does not claim Crystal Bernard married her brother

Pope Corky IX@popecorkyix· Sep 2

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2

A landscape shot of Japan at sunset, a structure with a balcony on the right overlooking forest, houses, and ocean. On the top right, in the sky, the translucent, floating head of Shinzo Abe. On the bottom right, in the Cowboy Bebop font, it says "SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY." At the middle top, it says "Have sex"

Pope Corky IX@popecorkyix· Aug 16

The "we have purposely trained him wrong as a joke" meme from Kung Pow, where an older Asian man tells two younger men looking at him with their faces not visible the line. But I have poorly inserted "Seattle" in a different font and over "him"

Pope Corky IX@popecorkyix· Aug 15

Charlie McCarthy ventriloquist doll (plastic or wood, parted brown hair, black suit, white shirt) seated on a white sheet. Vince McMahon now looks exactly like this dummy.

Pope Corky IX@popecorkyix· Aug 7

Screenshot of Spaghetti Joe's post and the follow up when he said "Great book, incredibly detailed and informative. It's painfully boring, though."

Under those posts is one from KOTH Screens showing Hank Hill outside, holding a piece of paper and looking at something offscreen to the left

Pope Corky IX@popecorkyix· Jul 2

Tungus in solidarity with Miga

A close-up on the head of Tupac, a brindle-and-white bulldog, laying down on a black background (maybe a couch?). His head is almost all white, save for a black nose, black fur and skin under his nose, and a brindle right ear. He's asleep, eyes shut, with a sliver of tongue peeking out.

Pope Corky IX@popecorkyix· Jun 15

Counterpoint:

Screenshot of tweet from professional wrestler Effy (@EFFYlives):

stop going in the ocean dumbass

Pope Corky IX@popecorkyix· May 27

Haunted doll of Nadja from What We Do in the Shadows; a porcelain doll with black hair and a black dress seated on an orange sofa with a green and gold pillow. She looks into the camera slyly, and she is possessed by Nadja's ghost from when she was human.

Pope Corky IX@popecorkyix· May 21

Who would want AI when you can see these real angels?

Two cats snuggling on a grey carpet. The right one, Nova, lays on a dog bed on her back, she is a tuxedo kitten (almost cat) and you can see her white belly. The left one, Aurora, is a fat tortoiseshell cat laying off the dog bed but with her head on it. Her head is on Nova's chest and both have intertwined their front legs. Nova looks at the camera, wanting privacy.

Pope Corky IX@popecorkyix· Apr 22

Consider: Luna

A longhaired tuxedo cat, sitting in a doorway above two grey carpeted stairs that lead down to a living room. She is staring at the camera, blankly. In 17 years she has never had a thought in her head, and she'll be damned before she has one now.