Alex

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Free Palestine would really like to be on a bike ride [he/him]

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Alex@portcityposter· 1d

My eyes!! The goggles do nothing!!

A man in a rain jacket with eclipse glasses on takes a selfie in front of an Icelandic shore on a very cloudy day.

The same man from pic 1 is on the shore in blurry darkness

Alex@portcityposter· 10d

Also, fellow member of large head club reporting in

A sad contemplative emoji face with radiating lines from their large hard to fit hats on head

Alex@portcityposter· 13d

A bland US-ian suburban home with a two car garage. On one door it says STOP NOW and the other don't e-mail MY Wife!!!!

Alex@portcityposter· 14d

time to hit the ol' Ed Zitron/Mattie classic:

Man standing on a gameshow stage, cupping his ear to the audience and holding a comically large switch with question marks and a siren in it in front of big sign that says “is that good?” As the crowd chants the same. Art by Mattie lubchansky

Alex@portcityposter· 17d

This is me every time you get off a line

The classic meme of the woman distraughtly screaming and pointing into the next frame while being restrained, in the next frame a cat sits at a dinner table with a churlish expression on its face.

Alex@portcityposter· 18d

A person with a whole circular pizza for a head shrugs

Alex@portcityposter· 21d

never speak to me or my son again

A man in sunglasses and a loud Hawaiian shirt poses with a ridiculous "hard" face next to a massive fan on a metro platform

Alex@portcityposter· 25d

Seeing the initial reviews for The Odyssey come in and am reminded of this @devononearth.bsky.social banger

A screen shot of a tweet by Devon aka @Devon_OnEarth with this text: Christopher Nolan's 'Oppenheimer' is a tour de force, featuring Nolan's best ever attempt at writing a female character. Maybe next time

Alex@portcityposter· Jul 11

All my homies love to be next to Ledge (in this case not on Bluesky Hunter with the iconic Slavic squat and Metro hat combo)

A man does the Slavic squat pose on a rock outcrop (near the Lion's Head in the Dolly Sods to be precise) with an expanse of a treed valley and beautiful blue sky with a scattering of thin clouds

Alex@portcityposter· Jul 4

Pausa de Hidratacíon

The legend Pangzai drinking a beer tornado style

Alex@portcityposter· Jul 3

This was shot on Thursday but was my gross of the day. Get your fascist shit off my science building!!!!!

A sunrise view of the Carlyle district: shot from a concrete road overpass and a pile of high rise buildings with a nice smattering of clouds and a mostly light blue sky with a little orange blast at the horizon

Alex@portcityposter· Jun 30

The Pausa De Hidratacíon tag over the scene of Dumbledore drinking the juice

Alex@portcityposter· Jun 29

We went to Little Birdie and I have nothing to add to the reviews: it's great- get the chicken sando! Try the Alabama White sauce! Here's the only hot take I have: this bathroom looks terrible. @martaschantz.bsky.social thoughts?

A bathroom with boring gray tile floor, all black fixtures and a wall that looks sort of like a patchwork quilt?? A single light illuminates the room from over the sink

Alex@portcityposter· Jun 28

Heartbreaking: it wasn't bad, it was boring!!! Tastes primarily like weak cinnamon, the whole oyster crackers were a nice whimsical touch

A pint of Graeter's Skyline Chili ice cream- the flavor is described as Skyline Spice with Oyster Crackers

Alex@portcityposter· Jun 25

@tom.secretworld.social so long and thanks for all the fish (🍒 Heering liqueur) I finally got around to making a Last Word, needed a dash more lime to balance the sweet but pretty tasty!

A hand holding a rocks glass with a cocktail in it in the foreground, in the background a quiet neighborhood of brick duplexes with a gentle cotton smear of clouds with a hint of evening colors showing up in the edges

Alex@portcityposter· Jun 25

Had to check in- no fences (FOR NOW) and the National Guard are just in bored rambling mode. I assume the enforcement and monitoring is heavier in the later part of the day. Disappointed in the color!!! Not radioactive enough and get these kids out of there!

A picture of the Reflecting Pool from the Lincoln Memorial side. A couple ducks are in the water- it's hard to tell the color but it is a light blue/green hue. There's a bunch of clouds overhead and a slight bit of color in the far background behind the Washington Monument. There's a lot of joggers

Two ducklings swim in the water which while not radioactive green has a very weird blue/green hue

Alex@portcityposter· Jun 17

Can your fancy iPhone create art like this? Didn't think so

An emoji mashup creating The Robot Avocado, a gray avocado with the robot face in the pit

Alex@portcityposter· Jun 7

Made a cocktail

It's a bottle of Aperol and a can of Allagash Surf House Summer Lager on a counter top

Alex@portcityposter· May 31

News Flash: scruffy young man @travisaniles.bsky.social breaks good, makes delicious coffee

A picture from a newspaper of a handsome man in a blue shirt and brown hat pours water on one of three ceramic pour over coffee brewers.

Below it is the caption: Via Volcán barista Travis demonstrates a precision pour-over coffee preparation at the shop's brew bar in Old Town Alexandria.

Alex@portcityposter· May 28

Felt like mixing it up for breakfast so it's back across the street to the cafe for

Alex@portcityposter· May 23

Am I doing this right?

A Star Trek original series title card, featuring the Enterprise over a blue cloudy planet with a yellow title card saying TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

Alex@portcityposter· May 7

Trying out a new (to me) breakfast spot and this was me watching them get a new tortilla because the original couldn't hack it in holding all the burrito filling on the first roll.

The meme of Anthony Anderson in a bright yellow suit jacket being sneaky behind a tree. He's rubbing his hands together and has a look on his face of "oh yeah, that's stuff"

Alex@portcityposter· May 5

Ok I think this one scans

Alex@portcityposter· May 4

tfw some gringo calls you fake

An Andean Cock of the Rock (looks like a parrot/chicken combo but thin and sleek, orange head, shoulders and legs, black butt, tail and back making a big WHAT face

Alex@portcityposter· May 4

Very distracted by my page a day Bird calendar because mister where is your beak, did you leave it at home??

A picture of a calendar featuring the Andean Cock of the Rock, which looks like a tropical bird who forgot to put their beak on this morning. It's head and shoulders are bright red and it's eye is just floating in there.

Behind the calendar is a tiny crochet woodcock trying to photobomb

Alex@portcityposter· Apr 30

@beckyhammer.bsky.social you can fill this out at your convenience, thanks!

It's the Carmelo Apology Form memo addressed to: THE PARAGUAYAN NAVY, with the coat of arms of the navy and a picture of the ARP Humaíta, their flagship, at the top.

Reason for behavior:
I AM URUGUAYAN

I AM BRAZILIAN

I was jealous of ARP HUMAITA

I AM ARGENTINIAN

I don't know ABOUT THEIR STRONG NAVAL TRADITION

Mercury was in retrograde

I will hereby respect THE PARAGUAYAN NAVY and I will NOT talk down on the future first-ballot Hall of Famer.

Alex@portcityposter· Apr 24

LOGGING ON

Turtles sit atop a log and bask in the sun surrounded by very reflective pond water

Alex@portcityposter· Apr 23

Just to illustrate- I will literally go any other way than through that intersection!! Also note the circle road behind the high school and Chinquapin rec center, I'm getting close to 2000 laps back there lol

A screenshot of a Strava activity heat map for cycling activity centered on the Braddock/King/Quaker intersection which shows a single dark line of it being used. It is surrounded by roads lit up in red and yellow to show more usage (brighter is more), implying they are better and safer to use for riding. At the bottom right is Chinquapin circle road behind the high school which is white hot.

Alex@portcityposter· Apr 22

Too late Frank, sorry!!

Alex@portcityposter· Apr 22

@volcanojw.bsky.social BFF stayed in town this week and unearthed this gem of a review for Hotel Indigo which must be shared with ALXSkeets