by following this account, you are agreeing to certain terms and conditions, including but not limited to: 1. I am annoying and do not plan to be less so 2. I like my cats more than you 3. I am annoying about my cats and, if anything, plan to be more so 4. I am not sorry for the sadposting

Ghibli 01. Castle in the Sky, 1986. I remember this movie a little bit but god, it's a delight.

the worst thing about this is that I've had people like, gently correct me on it. "I have to go update my registration" "oh, you mean your tabs?" no BARBARA I don't mean TABS because that term doesn't make any SENSE

we really needed this asshole

again. same topic. ugh

I forgot I posted this and was massively confused upon seeing babby Prim in my own notifications lmao

It's been a few years since I've done amigurumi. I'm working on a Ghibli fox squirrel (Teto from Nausicaa, but they also show up in Castle in the Sky!!) but naturally, I over-stuffed it. I forgot that when the instructions say "stuff firmly" they don't actually mean that in an autistic sense 🙄

yknow the theory that hell is customized for whatever will best torture the individual? yeah that was my dream last night. like "what if we relived your trauma but made it 10x worse lol wouldn't that be fun lol" it was in fact not fun

Another confession: I understand that Oscar is "buff" color--not quite orange. However, I didn't know this the first time I took him to the vet. I wrote "orange" in as his color on the paperwork. Sometime later, a vet tech saw him and said, "Oh! He's not ORANGE, he's BUFF! I'm changing that rn."

I was around 15 years old. I was standing in the pantry looking for something to eat. I looked at the chocolate frosting and considered eating some. I thought to myself: "Remember this moment. It will be important later."

Me, this morning: "I'm building a church in Minecraft." Partner: "Uh, why?" Me: "Do you want the long answer or the short answer?" Partner: "The short answer." I gave the short answer. But just now, I sent Partner the long answer in a voice message and it's 15 minutes long lol oops

My rollator walker arrived, and I like it--except it's missing one of the bolts that hold its backrest in place 😑 at least I have the other one so either Partner can measure it or I can take it to a hardware store. Still. Lightweight enough; portable; easy to use; good height for me.

"The source has been traced to Midwest Poultry Services, L.P., a Texas producer" I'm sorry, what

I thought my walker had been delivered, so I put on PANTS and went downstairs to get it. But it had not been delivered. The notifications misled me. Now I must wait around with PANTS on before going downstairs AGAIN. Boundless suffering.

why are my knuckles so angry with me? all I've ever done is try to love them (and crack them multiple times a day for 20 years) (and recently made them alternate between hours of minecraft and hours of silly phone games)

I've wondered a lot when you started hating me. I don't really care anymore. But if you're wondering the reverse: it was, "you must either question my cousin's 'narratives' or block me." I was angry before. This was another level. I will never forgive you for that.

Partner came over for a bit. When they were leaving, I carried Oscar to the bedroom window and then to the living room window so we could watch Partner walk to their car. I think Oscar appreciated the extra time to grieve the goodbye of the Partner.

The weather should be absolutely lovely today and I WILL be leaving my apartment to take advantage. Idk what I'll do yet, but definitely Things! And my cats can get window time today!

*runs around in circles screaming*

Twin Cities: where do y'all buy really good dark chocolate fudge?

Happy Last Day, y'all. Maybe unplug your smart devices before you go to bed, just in case Bradbury was *that* prophetic 76 years ago.

even if Partner and I lived together or close together, we couldn't share stuff like this, in part because they're a foot taller than me. problematic height gap strikes again

bought a rollator walker about it. really hoping it helps. (I could see it being useful even for stuff like taking out the trash or doing laundry but idk)

I had a sort of girlfriend from Australia that I played a lot of Minecraft with. She was such a bleeding heart sweetie that when she started, she'd get sad about killing cows and tried not to. But later, SHE was the one to build the iron golem torture factory. She planted every poppy they dropped.

depressed as fuck. wanna go play more Minecraft and ruin my sleep schedule about it. or get drunk. or both. but will probably do neither.

Coffee preferably 1, but more often 3-4 because I'm too impatient to wait for it to cool. (I did have black coffee today though 💙) Toast 3-4. Steak preferably 2, but 1-3 are good and 4 is fine.

love a good "ibuprofen required for me to be able to sleep" kind of night

PTSD nightmares, night sweats,waking up in maybe worse pain than yesterday (it's real bad). and Partner is 3 hours away, so I can't go show up at their place and say "it's ok, keep sleeping, I'll just be cuddling you now" I do not want today to exist and/or do not want to exist today.

Because there is ~drama~ between myself and Partner's parents, he tries not to bring me up around them--mostly because it makes his mom anxious. He's staying at their cabin this weekend and snuck out to his car, but did not tell them it was to get some time to talk to me. So illicit 🤭

listen. I get it. you finally get back from war and there are all these dudes in your house trying to bang your wife, so you gotta do something clever to get them outta there. so you're in disguise. but then your dog recognizes you. I don't give a FUCK, I am telling him he's a good boy IMMEDIATELY