Burning

@probskay

they/them. destroy your idols. horror author and developer of This City Hates You. currently writing for "They Speak From The Abyss: Zenith." ace/aro lesbian.

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Burning@probskay· 4d

DARK STROLLS: Single Player RPG where you take a walk at night and it's really challenging. Seriously, walking around has gotten too easy. Don't you wish life was just a little harder?

Cover art of "Dark Strolls," which is a photo of an empty city street, well lit be street lamps at night. It is titled "Dark Strolls" at the top and listed as "written and designed by probskay" at the bottom.

White text on a darkened background, containing the cover art. The game reads as follows:

Wear the outfit you own that exposes the most amount of skin you feasibly or reasonably can.

- Gain +1 point for every vertical inch of your leg above the knee that is exposed.
- Gain +2 points if you have no or very small sleeves.
- Gain +1 point for every vertical inch of belly, chest, or upper back that is exposed.
- Gain +15 points if your full back is exposed
- Gain +15 points if an uninterrupted section of skin from your neck to your belly button is exposed. You may ignore strings that are less than 1 inch thick, for the sake of scoring.
- Gain +1 point for every inch of high heel.
- Gain +5 points if the top of your feet or your toes are exposed. Gain +10 if both are exposed.

Play begins by leaving your home after dark to take a walk.

- Gain +5 points for every hour past 10 pm you walk.
- Gain +1 point every time you feel uneasy.
- Gain +5 points every time you feel unsafe.
- Gain +10 points if someone catcalls you. This may stack with feeling uneasy or unsafe.
- Gain +100 points if someone attempts to proposition you for sex.
- Gain an extra +200 points if they attempt to do so with money, and add their offered cash value to your points.
- Gain +20 points if a cop stops to talk to you for any reason.
- Gain an extra +50 points if the cop tries to ticket you for any reason.
- Gain an extra +950 points if the cop tries to arrest you for any reason.

The game ends when you return home, the sun rises, you are arrested, or something worse happens to you.

More game text. It reads as follows:

If you return home, tally up your points. Once you have your total, respond to the following questions.

- Would you be willing to do this every night?
- Would you be willing to risk physical harm to your body taking cash from those propositions if it meant putting food on the table?
- Would you be willing to risk being arrested every night if it meant paying your rent?
- Do you know how many arrests are made per year for prostitution?
- Do you know how often sex workers are murdered?
- Do you know which minority groups this impacts most often?
- Do you know what FOSTA/SESTA is?
- Do you know what Backpage was?
- Do you know how FOSTA/SESTA affected Backpage?
- Do you know how sex workers and anti-trafficking workers felt about the answer to the previous question?
- Do you know what the consequences to sex workers were when websites like Backpage were shut down?
- Do you pay for porn?
- Do you know anyone who does sex work?
- If the answer to that question was “no,” do you think that a potential sex worker would trust you enough to tell you that they were doing sex work?
- If they did tell you, what would you think?
- If they asked you to help them, financially, would you?
- If they asked you to let them move in for a while, would you?
- Would you willingly inconvenience yourself in anyway to make it easier for a sex worker to live?

Burning@probskay· Jul 10

An image of garfield measuring his weight with a tailor's measuring tape. He is pulling all of his fat above the tape. Text above him says "I'm not overweight, I'm undertale. I have poorly edited and drawn over him to make him look like Sans, from the video game Undertale

Burning@probskay· Jul 4

Lool at how polite my son is

A picture of my cat Roscoe. He is laying down with his paws curled underneath him

Burning@probskay· May 17

giving my royal guards their yearly performance review

Screenshot of a discord post from me. My nickname in this server is "Homura Akemi cosplay. The message reads:
okay, let's go over your performance for the last year.
- times you threw someone in the gallows: 14.
- times you threw someone in the dungeon: 5.
- times you crossed spears with the other guard to stop someone from trying to approach me: 37 (very excellent).
- times you did that but i said "let them pass" and you said "are you sure, your highness? she's just a street urchin" and i said "who gives the orders around here?" and you grunted and pulled your spear aside and said "yes, princess" and then i fucked that girl like crazy later that night: 2
- times you threw the jester out of the court for being too funny: 15
all in all, an excellent year. you get a bonus of $15. spend it wisely

Burning@probskay· May 13

Seriously, though, numbers like this don't lie

A screenshot of the bundle from the quoted post. It notes that you can buy 92 items for $10, though those items are normally $973 altogether

Burning@probskay· Apr 25

Its kind of weird to think that this guy saw me transition, and is the only cat who will ever really see my medical transition, and also somehow he's a chaser

Image of my cat roscoe sitting on my bed

Burning@probskay· Mar 29

Nintendo is doing it again, huh

The image is an edit of some panels from the comic "Watchmen." They consist of several panels of character Dr. Manhattan sitting on a planet that is not earth, looking forlorn. The first panel has text that says "The year is 1998. I am playing 'The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.'" The second panel says the same thing, but with the year replaced with 2015. The third panel again says the same thing, but with the year once more replaced with 2026.

Burning@probskay· Feb 16

Empty spaces groupchat: Good dolls get their hair brushed after a warm bath, okay~? Mechsploitation groupchat: I've got a mission for you, hound. You need to blow up the Tragic Backstory Orphanage. Kill enough sad orphans, and I might jerk you off Refrigerator fish groupchat: yo gang check this out

A fridge with a large, transparent drawer full of water and seemingly live fish in the bottom of it. The shelves above are stocked with a number of jars that are hard to identify

Burning@probskay· Feb 11

Y'all won't believe how funny Tumblr users are 😂😂😂

A very blurry photo. You cannot make anything out from it

Burning@probskay· Feb 6

Roscoe has been voted "man most likely to purr at the sight of lesbians" for the 5th year in a row

Burning@probskay· Jan 12

Can I be so honest. I've always hated how popular this meme became, due to how aggressively it reinforces the gender binary. But it's almost subtle, right? Like, it reinforces it in a way you might not even think to question. Boys being rowdy and aggressive, girls being quiet and passive

Three panel comic. The first is a sword of vaguely masculine figures excitedly shouting "go little dude go!" while staring toward the reader. The second is of a crowd of vaguely feminine figures, denoted primarily by the inclusion of eyelashes, staring toward the reader in a variety of expressions, while it is implied they are all thinking "Ah ♥️ He's so handsome..." The final panel includes a small drawing of a figuring hitting the nae nae.

Burning@probskay· Jan 11

I'm obsessed with the Genius Lyrics transcription of the full script for Silent Hill 1. Like who wrote this lmao and why is it specifically on Genius Lyrics?

(As Harry enters the Examination Room for the first time, a man sits in a chair with a revolver in his hands, pointing at the ground, where a dead Air Screamer lies. Harry approaches the man in the chair. The man stands up, pointing his revolver at Harry.)

[Harry:]
(frightened)
Hold it! Stop! Don't shoot.

(The man in the suit fires as Harry collapses on the ground by the door like a wussie, but the bullet appears to have missed him.)

[Harry: Was I dreaming?

[Woman: (offscreen)
You were too late.

(The voice attracts Harry's attention, and he sees that it's the crazy
woman from the church.)

INT. SILENT HILL TOWN CENTER 1F - NIGHT

(As Harry begins to travel up the escalator in the lobby, the large TV's
behind him start blaring with with static. Harry turns around to face the
giant rackety TV's. While Harry faces the TV's, a video interreupted
several time by static starts playing. It's a video of Cheryl...)

[Lisa:]
Stay by me, Harry! Please. I'm so scared. Help me... Save me from
them! Please... Harry...

(Lisa starts to cry, subsequently starting to bleed from her head as she transforms into one of "them". She dramatically stares at Harry as the once beautiful woman turns into a bloody mess.)

(She starts to walk towards Harry. He slowly backs away.)

[Harry:]
Huh!

(Not believing his eyes, Harry exits the room and tries his best to keep the door closed behind him. Subsequently, Lisa knocks on the door from the other side. Harry desperately tries to keep the door closed, but at the same time is sad.)

[Harry:]
Lisa...

Burning@probskay· Jan 3

They Speak From the Abyss: Zenith is so unreasonably funny. Yes, indeed, all that to cast fruity little spells

Burning@probskay· Jan 1

Age regressor rap star: Hey MTV Cribs, welcome to my crib

An image of rapper Big Sean edited to have a pacifier in his mouth, standing in front of a very expensive baby crib

Burning@probskay· Dec 20

A two panel meme. The first half has an image of a man with brown skin staring down. Text over his head is edited to read "I have to stop falling in love with mentally ill girls." The second panel, the man is looking directly at the camera. His expression is neutral, but he has read eyes. Text above his head reads "But I don't want to."

Burning@probskay· Dec 10

I've been obsessively asking people this and the consensus is so clear

group chat where I send the message "lesbian chaser daughter or gay dl son." the other two members both reply "chaser daughter"

Discord poll from me. It is titled "they are both cis." the first option is "chaser lesbian daughter" and the second is "dl gay son." Daughter has 4 out of 7 votes, with the remaining 3 belonging to the gay dl son

Burning@probskay· Dec 5

A text conversation. The first person asks "How is the new job?" The second replies "it's like fine. it's a job, for sure. relieving in some ways, annoying in others." The first person responds "Are you doing CBT?" The second person replies "no mom, I'm not doing cock and ball torture."

Burning@probskay· Nov 30

ROSCOE THAT ISN'T YURI!

My cat, Roscoe, reading Devilman by Go Nagai

Burning@probskay· Nov 29

He's reading a seminal girl's love work

An image of Roscoe, appearing to read the manga "Qualia the Purple" by Kisamitsu Ueo

Burning@probskay· Nov 28

My himedanshi son

Burning@probskay· Nov 20

Page 62 and 64 of the last battle

Burning@probskay· Nov 19

"Diversity is soooooo hard, how am I supposed to ensure that there's good diversity in my work?" I don't know dawg, but I told my artist for This City Hates You to make this amalgamate of human parts have a variety of skin tones and he seemed to manage that just fine, so

An image of the Beetle from This City Hates You. It is a shell with six oversized human arms sticking out of it. On the front is a larger hole, revealing two more human hands holding blades and a number of human faces.

Burning@probskay· Nov 16

New report: it cost me $3000 to be put into the contraption

Burning@probskay· Oct 23

I charge him $1200 a month for rent (the going market rate)

A slightly blurry image of my cat roscoe

Burning@probskay· Oct 19

Not good enough.

An image of Kasane Teto in my home. I am menacingly holding a hammer in front of the camera, while the rest of me is behind it.

Burning@probskay· Oct 5

I wasn't a winner, but a friend of mine found the exact jars used for the SANS jar and I made two replicas. it was literally just hobby lobby supplies

Burning@probskay· Sep 30

Recap of a conversation I had with my mom back in 2021

A text from my mom reading "I need to make some extra money how do I get on the deep Web?" The w in web is capitalised. I reply "what the fuck are you talking about"

Conversation continues. Mom: "Plus I've never been in trouble for anything. So nobody wants to suspect a thing." Me: "if you were to be a drug runner you'd need connections to drugs first, which you don't. otherwise you wouldn't be asking your 22 year old kid who runs a youtube channel with a popular video shitting on a comic book for advice." Mom: "I mean I just need to know how to get on the dark Web. I can figure everything out from there. Do I just put in my dark web.com"

The conversation continues. Mom: I don't have any money. Clean record. Me: "I hate playing your foil." Mom: "WhT?" Me: "a foil is somsone who does the opposite of the other person for narrative reasons. rn you're being the funny guy and I am the straight man." Mom: "Actually honestly when I asked you how to get on the deep Web I really wanted to know how to get on the deep Web."

Burning@probskay· Sep 27

I'm really worried. My cat seems to have limp wrists. Do I have a homosexual feline? Thank you for any advice you may offer

a photo of Roscoe the cat laying down. His front paws are tilted inward

Burning@probskay· Sep 24

Having a cat is awesome, there's just a little beast in my home who yells at me about wanting breakfast every morning

An image of my cat Roscoe. He is pushing his head into my hand to be pet

Burning@probskay· Sep 10

Glad to see we've escalated from merely punching nazis