Matthew Protodrone

@protodr

And the senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity 27 | He/It | 18+ 🏳️‍🌈 @woomer.gay 🤍 🔒Good ProtoDrone until 7/10/2028🔒 PFP by @zedsqueaks.bsky.social Banner by @cosmicsaturn.bsky.social‬

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Matthew Protodrone@protodr· 7d

Petey Piranha from Super Smash Bros. Brawl, holding 2 cages containing Zelda and Peach

Matthew Protodrone@protodr· 17d

2 of them

screenshot of notifications showing 2 identical Sparkys having liked the previous reply

Matthew Protodrone@protodr· 18d

image of fingers in a Chinese finger trap

Matthew Protodrone@protodr· 23d

he still taunts me...

a smiley face cookie, with the mouth cocked to the side in an extremely smug matter

Matthew Protodrone@protodr· 24d

Matthew Protodrone@protodr· Jul 20

intro screen of the water temple boss Morpha from Ocarina of Time

Matthew Protodrone@protodr· Jul 13

they've joined another friend I was given at ANE!

a picture of a squishy silicone lobster and a 3d printed wiggle fox sitting together on a desk

Matthew Protodrone@protodr· Jul 10

Only 2 years to go 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Screenshot of a spreadsheet showing the following information about its formlock
Total: 836
End: 7/10/2028
So Far: 105
Remaining: 731
Progress: 12.56%

Matthew Protodrone@protodr· Jul 3

ready for the evening

Matthew Protodrone@protodr· Jul 2

protodrone regged and online

various protogen con badges and assorted stuff

Matthew Protodrone@protodr· Jul 2

take your pick

reference sheet for Matthew the Protogen

Matthew Protodrone@protodr· Jun 30

If you see this post some nulge shots

"person" in latex, a gasmask, and a harness grabbing its nulge and rubbing it

art of a protogen pooltoy with a giant nulge
by @goodmorningdeer.bsky.social

protogen rubbing a goopy nulge that is spreading across his body. Around him are various words calling him a good drone and telling him to indulge in the pleasure
art by https://www.furaffinity.net/user/nastyswirls/

protogen drone bound in a latex straitjacket showing off its nulge
art by @dizrahk.bsky.social

Matthew Protodrone@protodr· Jun 2

when you and your pirate crew gotta get out of town quick and didn't quite grab everything before leaving

edit of the above post to just say "I FORGOT POLY"

Matthew Protodrone@protodr· May 28

specifically I'm worried about this dynamic, from chrishayes.org/articles/dec...

excerpt from "Decision Makers" by Chris Hayes about the 2004 election
"The worse things got in Iraq, the better things got for Bush. Liberal commentators, and even many conservative ones, assumed, not unreasonably, that the awful situation in Iraq would prove to be the president's undoing. But I found that the very severity and intractability of the Iraq disaster helped Bush because it induced a kind of fatalism about the possibility of progress. Time after time, undecided voters would agree vociferously with every single critique I offered of Bush's Iraq policy, but conclude that it really didn't matter who was elected, since neither candidate would have any chance of making things better. Yeah, but what's Kerry gonna do? voters would ask me, and when I told them Kerry would bring in allies they would wave their hands and smile with condescension, as if that answer was impossibly naïve. C'mon, they'd say, you don't really think that's going to work, do you?"

Matthew Protodrone@protodr· May 16

Matthew Protodrone@protodr· Apr 30

its locked as a nulled up proot for the next 800 days or so, and its been wonderful so far also have this piece by Dizrahk

locked up protodrone in a straitjacket. its null is exposed for all to see

Matthew Protodrone@protodr· Apr 13

it will also be reminded of its predicament for every second of every day

a countdown clock with nearly 819 days left before it hits 0

Matthew Protodrone@protodr· Mar 25

ProtoDrones can be very convincing, and seeing as how many good drones I helped lock up this week I think its only fair to join them. Thank especially to @powthegoohound.bsky.social for insisting that I join. ❤️ = 1 Day 🔄 = 2 Days 🗨️ = 3 Days 🎨: @zedsqueaks.bsky.social