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Valkavian@qu33n-of-lies· Jul 14

This is such a petty fucking card 😂😂 It’s like flipping the table cuz you’re loosing chess. No I’m dying laughing. *Adds her to my deck*

Valkavian@qu33n-of-lies· Jul 13

How chat was last night on @iron-new-york.bsky.social during session (1) of “The Rusted Cologne.” Seems the Ratkin is now adopted by everyone 😅😅

Valkavian@qu33n-of-lies· Jul 11

When you’re totally not a Glasswalker Husband dresses up his little “Gangrel” for a night on the town. I actually adore how I looked today!

Valkavian@qu33n-of-lies· Jul 11

Today at 2pm cst on twitch.tv/ironnewyork Back to New York City we go! How the heck am I supposed to handle the fall out of the Cam Prince, after his top Ghoul(s) get wiped out MID DAY!? Hot Take Princey Poo. If you can’t keep them safe then maybe you don’t need them? See ya! Fuck the Camerilla!

Valkavian@qu33n-of-lies· Jul 11

W.I.P Sneaky peak of my delusions of grandeur Malkavain by @khostarseer.bsky.social ! 🤔 She fully believes she is Lilith, and you cannot convince her otherwise. 😤 #vtm #vamily #art #wip

Line art drawing of a woman who appears naked. Long hair covers certain places. She has bark like horns and a halo of gold. She also has a 3rd eye

Valkavian@qu33n-of-lies· Jul 10

😅 Pentex taking over my electric? Nice try. I’ll go live in a tent in the middle of Central Park. Now leave me and my Garou boyfriend alone. We cuddling.

Pentex Eneegy:

Good afternoon resident, you are being contacted as your energy provider has recently been taken over by our corporate energy provider. Please see our useful corporate information for more ideas on what we do! https://pentexcorp.com/

Danica; Childe of Kidu: “Over Priced pear spirit? Delete that message please and change our phone number and location. Phishing, redirect all Penxtex notification to Pornhub. Thanks.”

Tosses phone over shoulder onto floor then snuggles back into Steels fur. Scratching along his back.

“Such a fluffy boy you are ~ healthy feeling coat too!”

Overprice Pear the Phone Spirit: Ewwwww.... that felt GROSS.... EW EW EW.... DELETE, BLOCK, BURN, CHANGE IP.....

Phishing: Redirected to Spaning Kings topic on Pornhub

Valkavian@qu33n-of-lies· Jul 10

Did one for my Ex-Malkavian, now Iron Knight [Sword] from @iron-new-york.bsky.social - Background from Storyteller Vault. Lore Accurate Claribel art by @crimsonkitsu.bsky.social [Still love this piece to literal peaces] I am out of characters to make but seriously. Fuck AI.

Valkavian@qu33n-of-lies· Jul 9

Pinterest is filled with these AI character sheets. Like love the concept, but fuck the slop. Sat down, took maybe like — half an hour at most and did one myself. Werewolf: The Apocalypse PC sheet. For my Ananasi. Background and header line is WOD free assets and PC art is @neddisaur.bsky.social

Valkavian@qu33n-of-lies· Jul 8

@khostarseer.bsky.social you have been blood bonded like — 5 minutes bruh. Calm down. Crazy ass Malkavain.

Valkavian@qu33n-of-lies· Jul 7

Todays episode of: what is going on in Val’s PBP. Theres rumors 😄 [also, I didn’t Originally plan on the Pentex link; just image. Just the image but ST Steve from VanByNight sent it introduced me to it.. and now I must show others.. it’s fun..]

New Pharmaceutical company has risen up to help the fight against the plague! Humans and even some of the Fera are rejoicing at the “free” health care being given.

Claiming “they are trust worthy as family!” Apparently there is a website if you are fancy and have one those landlines. If not, the library might have one you can use.

https://pentexcorp.com/

[image reads “PenteX: for the future of our world]

Valkavian@qu33n-of-lies· Jul 7

Ugh! I’m not even given chances. Server rules are very clear on this. So it’s just an auto ban. Then again— I made it clear in the rules they “agreed too.”

Reads: it is the users responsibility to read and obey the rules. Failing to read, is not an excuse as to why you broke them. Ignorance is in fact, not bliss.

Valkavian@qu33n-of-lies· Jul 4

I miss my Malkavain so much. She has such an attitude once Mercurio passioned that fear out of her for (3) months. Funniest shit ever — then she became a pain in his golden ass.

Valkavian@qu33n-of-lies· Jul 2

I think the players like the new WOD/VTM table rule 🤣 Hey. Just because I’m not Valerie the Fae anymore, does not mean I do not like my deals. The Vtuber is retired, but persona lives rent free in my soul.

Story Weaver 10:47 PM

@Players

My new “Apoc table offer.”

At any time, you can turn any roll of your choice into a max Crit sux (means your dice pool x2 on sux). No matter what the roll is for. WP, Virtue, powers, etc.

But at any time of my choosing, I get to pick a beastal botch. Every dot in your dice pool, becomes a (1). No re-roll. No choice. Just — b.b.

^-^ enjoy.

Valkavian@qu33n-of-lies· Jun 30

Help; my Ananasai is in danger….

Valkavian@qu33n-of-lies· Jun 29

Hey Val; How’s your VTM game going — Oh dear Caine.

Sects & Coterie’s

@Eclipse of the Heartsblood
- Tensions with the ‘Anarchs:’ X0000
- Tensions with the ‘Sabbat:’ XXX00
- Tensions with the ‘Camarilla:’ XXX00
- Tensions with the ‘Yakuza:’ 00000
- Boons Owed to the ‘Witch:’ 0
- Alliances Ignored
-# 1

@Sonata Obscura
- Tensions with the ‘Anarchs:’ XX000
- Tensions with the ‘Sabbat:’ XX000
- Tensions with the ‘Camarilla:’ XXXX0
- Tensions with the ‘Yakuza:’ 00000
- Boons Owed to the ‘Witch:’ 4
- Wards Destroyed
-# 3

@Lucky Bastards
- Tensions with the ‘Anarchs:’ XXXXX
- Tensions with the ‘Sabbat:’ 00000
- Tensions with the ‘Camarilla:’ XXXXX
- Tensions with the ‘Yakuza:’ XXXXX
- Boons Owed to the ‘Witch:’ 0
- Now registered as independent
-# ~~aligned with the Witch of Creation.~~
- Fugitives hiding
-# 2

Valkavian@qu33n-of-lies· Jun 29

I found me a D&D table once again to play my girl at! Guess who is back?! That’s right! Human Valerie! Woot! 🤔 Might go a different secondary class this time. Monk is obviously a must.. just not sure what else.. Artist: j_alys (instagram)

A Hispanic woman in a combat post with a slight intoxicated blush. Clearly she is drinking from a pitcher of beer. Below her, between her legs in a guard stance is an adolescent blink dog.

Valkavian@qu33n-of-lies· Jun 28

Now that I look back on old HS pictures? The signs were always there. 😂 Anyways, have a throwback picture of your favorite them. Yes the lip ring is fake. I was like 15 and had strict parents. I still rocked that shit though.

A person with black hair half covering their face. Pale skin. Red like lips. Face lip ring in

Valkavian@qu33n-of-lies· Jun 27

It’s almost time to be the best Gangrel there is ! Woot! Hopefully no one seen what they did to the Archon and Garou in the Pitts 🫣

A person with white hair, soft dark male uo, and claw marks on their face. A big stuff wolf is in the corner

Valkavian@qu33n-of-lies· Jun 26

Without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?

“When they keep trying to interrupt me while I’m reading.”

Then a woman throat punching a man, while
The background is a shelf of books

Valkavian@qu33n-of-lies· Jun 26

My stupid ass at 3am: Thats it. Taking “greet the sun” Garou rite for my Ananasai Strictly for:

“Praise the sun” meme, but the head is replaced with a PC’s head and it says: praise Helios (helios is crossed out and it says “Ananasa” under it.)

Valkavian@qu33n-of-lies· Jun 25

Okay, but the Madness Network has some bops when we all come together and sing as one! 😀 #vtm

Valkavian@qu33n-of-lies· Jun 24

I Am Not A Ventrue In Any Timeline - Claribel P.S fuck you @amledo.bsky.social

Amledo: I'm trying so, so hard not to make a closest thing to Ventrue for the Garou joke rn.

Valkavain: imagine of the lion king yeet meme saying “get out.”

Amledo: lmao. We’ll settle for grandpa Quinn is proud instead, lol.

Valkavain: THATS THE SAME THING JUST BALCHANDED

Amledo: 🤣 the way I snorted

Valkavian@qu33n-of-lies· Jun 24

Hey so — when the self proclaimed “Garou King” sends his bitch to go “he’s coming for you;” that’s not concerning yes? 😅😅😅 Send help.

Kings “Hand:” the figure points and the small crowd of diners... all simultaneously look afraid... you can feel her inner animal almost snapping at them.... gesturing them to get out.

Ishtar: Wrath of the Moon: A soft smile at the male, and then a head gesture. “It was very nice to meet you.” That level of fear from everyone here truly did make her Iron blood boil. Deeply so.

*..not Iron.. wolf.. calm..* She pulls money from her pocket and sets it on the table. Standing to leave with the rest of everyone else.

Kings “Hand:” swagger, pure self assurance... rocking up to you and the man as everyone leaves in a hurry "No no... you stay!" Mock cheerful, used to being obeyed.... staring at you hungrily

Ishtar: Wrath of the Moon: “No thank you, I am finished. I’ll return to my room.” Not really obeying. Lone wolves did not obey, she knew that. Especially not to other packs. So she pushes forward towards the exit with her head down.

Kings “Hand:” steps in your way... getting chest to chest licking her lips "You have to stay... he's coming for you...."

Valkavian@qu33n-of-lies· Jun 23

Super excited for this weekend! A return to being my “Gangrel” on @iron-new-york.bsky.social ! 😂 Let’s pray someone doesn’t send the blind girl more letters to read? Assholes. 😂 PC: “Danica,” belonging to myself. Artist: @neddisaur.bsky.social

A white haired girl who is cuddling a stuffed wolf. A pale blue dress with a white apron and blue and white knee high socks

A dark potrait of a woman with pearl necklace and hair accessories. She’s got fangs and a long tongue with a black ripped jaw and green venom seeping from her mouth

A white haired girl with claw marks on her face. The little white haired girl that is cuddling her stuffed wolf is in the corner. The image says “the said little shit.”

White haired woman with darker makeup. Claw marks across her face that look fresh and bloody. She is cuddling a larger stuff wolf it seems

Valkavian@qu33n-of-lies· Jun 23

Music done by @james-c-mccloy.bsky.social --- and he got real wolf sounds, like called up a place local to him, and got them, so ----- i cried a bit at this.. I really hope to find a game to play my little Silver Fang Garou in.

Valkavian@qu33n-of-lies· Jun 22

It will never, ever happen again.. and no, I’m not kidding it did happen 😅 leaving the proof of that in comments…

Valkavian@qu33n-of-lies· Jun 14

Can I just say, I am so proud of the #vamily over at @iron-new-york.bsky.social ! Look at this!? They are so amazing! 🫂 If you’d love to help out and give support for our trans siblings — please consider here tilt.fyi/pPkbRGqRhU or even a share it helps JUST as much!! 🫂 🌈

Support trans lifeline with Iron New York.

405.00 of 500 raised

Valkavian@qu33n-of-lies· Jun 13

Did a thing ^-^/ getting more confident in make up!

Orange and black haired personal with red claw marks on their face. Demi-sexual pride makeup. Black lips

Valkavian@qu33n-of-lies· Jun 11

Hey my sweet Courtlings. Little gifts I’d just die for can be found here! No need to contribute, never required 🖤 <3 Thank you <3 May the moon bless thee. [automated message] https://throne.com/qu33n_of_lies/wishlist