This caused me actual mental anguish

Randomly catching strays from @bransonreese.bsky.social on Letterboxd. Look, I got smarter but yeah I was that stupid!

Happy "There Will Come Soft Rains" Day to all who celebrate

You're goddamn right

Here's an alternative suggestion: give DSA your money and we will do your jobs for you

Four indistinguishable middle-aged white dudes discussing grade inflation, that's our intellectual elite baybee

Well well well

If this sounds fun to you I would genuinely suggest that maybe you get addicted to drugs instead

This was years ago but the vet pulled all of this old man's teeth but the front ones and he can still eat dry food just fine and hasn't had any issues since!

This is dumb and racist but also, slaveowners famously did get reparations!

This is literally what Homeward Bound is about

Marcus Aurelius, love him or hate him, accomplished more than this dweeb can ever dream of and he wrote an entire book moaning about his feelings!

I say this as a long-time fan: I assume this is referring to internment or reeducation

Petition to add Wales to the worldwide Latina belt

Yeah and Thebes forged men with GAY SEX and they fucking whooped the Spartans

Me too, cyborgs, me too

Happy Highguard Eve everyone! Don't forget to leave milk and cookies out for your Wardens.

Wow, for the first time?

Case in point

The "Heritage American" thing is both the natural conclusion of the volkish push AND extremely funny because it's a vanishingly small group of people that excludes most of the right's strongest soldiers

No one wants to work any more 😔

Finally a Trump policy I can get excited about

She's literally doing the "She's so crazy" face here

What's cool about this is that they're both wrong but Elon somehow manages to be more wrong

They may be trying to destroy academia and literature and forcibly transition us into a post-literate society, but we will not go quietly. Thank you for your service @joycecaroloates.bsky.social 🫡

It doesn't matter at all but it is clear that Elon has *at best* skimmed the Wikipedia pages of the books he thinks he's supposed to know about as a sci-fi nerd, his understanding of them is worse than nothing

Call me an idealist I guess but I don't think any envoy of the United States of America should be advocating for monarchism in any context

OK, which one of you is this

Working on a thing, please share with anyone you think might be a good fit!