They See Me Rollin' - RadioRoller Parody Zine

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A zine celebrating the love of Alastor and the Chair - no we are serious… SHOP! Open June 28-Aug 31: Carrd: #RadioRoller #Alastor #Zine

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They See Me Rollin' - RadioRoller Parody Zine@radiorollerzine· 28d

We are 15 bundles away from unlocking the next stretch goal! Make sure you get yours before we close on Aug 31, 2026! Shop: radioroller.bigcartel.com #alastor #hazbinhotel #zine #TSMR #radioroller

They See Me Rollin' - RadioRoller Parody Zine@radiorollerzine· Jul 12

WHAT’S THIS?! Seems we unlocked 125!!!! Thank you to everyone supporting our little zine! Let’s keep Rollin’ to the next goal! Shop: radioroller.bigcartel.com #TSMR #radioroller #alastor #zine #hazbinhotel

Unlocked 125 stretch goal. Merch is a die cut sticker of Alastor with a furby and sitting in a Furby chair. A sticker sheet that is slightly nsfw. A print of neon Alastor riding Chair on a leash. And a sticker of the zine’s title with Alastor rolling on his chair.

They See Me Rollin' - RadioRoller Parody Zine@radiorollerzine· Jul 12

EARLY BIRD MERCH IS COMPLETE! Moving forward, no more orders will include the card - however we have more stretch goals to unlock and another goal to be announced! See you then! Shop: radioroller.bigcartel.com #TSMR #radioroller #alastor #zine #hazbinhotel

Poster showcasing the SIMP CARD made by Twistprodigous. The card is deep red with the words “chair emporium” sticker club card with only one of six frequency stickers on the card. It has a picture of an embarrassed Alastor along with his signature.

Bundles that qualify for this special item: full, sfw, flat, merch bundles and physical book.

They See Me Rollin' - RadioRoller Parody Zine@radiorollerzine· Jul 11

LAST DAY TO GET THE EARLY BIRD MERCH! After July TODAY, no more physical copy sales will include the SIMP Card! So get it while it’s still available! Shop: radioroller.bigcartel.com #TSMR #radioroller #alastor #zine #hazbinhotel

They See Me Rollin' - RadioRoller Parody Zine@radiorollerzine· Jul 10

MOVING ON DOWN! Slowly reaching our goals! We just unlocked compensating contributors with their choice of the book or the merch + shipping! But we are also close to the next in line! Let’s keep moving that chair! Shop: radioroller.bigcartel.com #TSMR #radioroller #alastor #zine #hazbinhotel

A chart showing the goals of the zine reaching their charitable donation to Wheelchair Foundation! Recently unlocked “compensation: copy of zine or merch to contributors + shipping.”

They See Me Rollin' - RadioRoller Parody Zine@radiorollerzine· Jul 9

2 DAY LEFT TO GET THE EARLY BIRD MERCH! After July 11, no more physical copy sales will include the SIMP Card! So get it while it’s still available! Shop: radioroller.bigcartel.com #TSMR #radioroller #alastor #zine #hazbinhotel

They See Me Rollin' - RadioRoller Parody Zine@radiorollerzine· Jul 7

WHAT A DELIGHT! We have UNLOCKED 100 STRETCH GOAL! All qualifying bundles will not get either one or both of these amazing pieces of merch! Let’s go and unlock 125! Shop: radioroller.bigcartel.com #TSMR #radioroller #alastor #zine #hazbinhotel

Poster showcasing unlocking 100 sales for stretch goals. Two pieces of merch: 1 print of the zine’s cover and 1 spinning charm of Alastor trying to pick from a variety of chairs.

They See Me Rollin' - RadioRoller Parody Zine@radiorollerzine· Jul 5

They See Me Rollin’: A #RadioRoller Parody Zine is now available for purchase until Aug 31, 2026 - BUT the Early Bird Merch ends in 1 Week! Purchase a qualifying item to include your SIMP Card! Shop: radioroller.bigcartel.com #alastor #hazbinhotel #zine #TSMR

They See Me Rollin' - RadioRoller Parody Zine@radiorollerzine· Jul 2

We are 25 bundle orders away from unlocking the next stretch goal!!!! Thanks to all who have already ordered! 🥰 Shop: radioroller.bigcartel.com #radioroller #alastor #zine #hazbinhotel #hazbinalastor

100 goal merch. A cover stardust print of the book’s cover by Faeymouse and a spinner keychain of Alastor’s head spinning to choose between various chairs by daimos miura!

They See Me Rollin' - RadioRoller Parody Zine@radiorollerzine· Jul 1

With orders coming in, we are moving along the line! Next up is to unlock 100 bundle sales! Shop: radioroller.bigcartel.com #TSMR #radioroller #alastor #hazbinhotel #zine

They See Me Rollin' - RadioRoller Parody Zine@radiorollerzine· Jun 30

We have unlocked affording covering the shipping cost for all contributors if they choose to buy a bundle. However! We are striving to move Al across the line toward meeting profit goals and earning only donations! Support us if interested: radioroller.bigcartel.com #radioroller #alastor #zine

Compensation char showing “shipping for contributors” has been unlocked

They See Me Rollin' - RadioRoller Parody Zine@radiorollerzine· Jun 29

In less than 24 hours we unlocked the first stretch goal! Thank you all for the support so far! Interested? Help us unlock the next stretch goal! Shop: radioroller.bigcartel.com #TSMR #alastor #hazbinhotel #zine

Unlocked for 50 bundles sold! A glasses cleaning cloth made by marakellista. Qualifying bundles are: full, SFW, flat, and merch!

They See Me Rollin' - RadioRoller Parody Zine@radiorollerzine· Jun 28

GOOD NEWS! We are already half way to unlocking our first stretch goal! @marakellista.bsky.social has designed a lovely glasses cleaning cloth based on cross-stitched pillow case style. Go to the shop for more info: radioroller.bigcartel.com #TSMR #alastor #hazbinhotel #zine #radioroller

A pink glasses cleaning cloth that is designed like cross-stitch with Al’s radio, a deer (buck), and a yellow arm chair. It also says “Live, Love, Laugh, Lounge.” “sit down and smile. Read and relax. Deerly loved and chair-ishep.”

They See Me Rollin' - RadioRoller Parody Zine@radiorollerzine· Jun 28

Do we have Stretch Goals? YOU BET WE DO! With each bundle sold, we unlock another Stretch Goal. These will be added to QUALIFYING bundles! Make sure to see details in the shop for more info! Shop: radioroller.bigcartel.com #radioroller #alastor #TSMR #zine #hazbinhotel

A chart showing blacked out merch and at what scale they will get unlocked. Currently unlocked is the SIMP card for the Early Bird special!

They See Me Rollin' - RadioRoller Parody Zine@radiorollerzine· Jun 28

INTERNATIONAL GUESTS! We are shipping from the USA, so if your country is one that requires a Tax ID or VAT, please make sure to follow the directions to provide the needed information for proper shipment! If you forget, email us: killahstarz@gmail.com with your name and order number #TSMR

International Shipping must provide VAT number if it’s required by your country at check out. Within the cart there is a place to leave a note. Please include this information within that space or email us if you forgot with your order number and full name.

They See Me Rollin' - RadioRoller Parody Zine@radiorollerzine· Jun 28

EARLY BIRD SPECIAL! Order between June 28-Aug 31, 2026 and get this SIMP Photocard along with your purchase of: Bundles: Full, Flat, SFW, or Merch Only OR A Physical Book copy! Don’t hesitate to take your seat before it rolls away! #alastor #hazbinhotel #radioroller #zine #TSMR

They See Me Rollin' - RadioRoller Parody Zine@radiorollerzine· Jun 28

WE ARE OPEN FOR BUSINESS! Roll on in, take a seat, and shop around. They See Me Rollin’: A #RadioRoller Parody Zine is now available for purchase until Aug 31, 2026! Shop: radioroller.bigcartel.com Have a chair-tastic time! #alastor #hazbinhotel #zine #TSMR

They See Me Rollin' - RadioRoller Parody Zine@radiorollerzine· Jun 28

Lastly, we have someone who knows a thing or two about chair repair after learning from Alastor tending to his beloved. @awrinkleintruth.bsky.social is certain to show us how he does it! Check out their work and give them a follow! #TSMR #radioroller #alastor #zine #hazbinhotel

Spotlight for Wrinkleintruth.

Bio: I'm Magz or "Wrinkle" ! I'm an artist, video game nerd, and writer new to creating for fandom! In love with the deer demon for his girlhood whimsy and cannibalism.

They See Me Rollin' - RadioRoller Parody Zine@radiorollerzine· Jun 26

More bundles!

They See Me Rollin' - RadioRoller Parody Zine@radiorollerzine· Jun 26

DRUM ROLL PLEASE! Here they are! #TSMR Bundles! Please browse around and check out what’s in each bundle! We will revisit these during our 2 months open! SHOP OPENS JUNE 28 @ 12PM EST! But… check out the shop now! radioroller.bigcartel.com #alastor #zine #radioroller #hazbinhotel

They See Me Rollin' - RadioRoller Parody Zine@radiorollerzine· Jun 26

The book isn’t the only chair-rific item coming your way! That’s right! We a fully physical! Which means printed book and merch! Check out the amazing merch for our bundles! Preorders open June 28, 2026 @ 12PM EST #TSMR #radioroller #alastor #zine

Merch showcase - stickers and postcards. 2 stickers. One is Alastor sitting on an office chair holding an ace cake and the sticker reads “Sex or Cake?” But sex is scratched off and above it says “chair.” Second sticker is a heart shape with Alastor and chair sharing a milkshake. It reads “I wheel always love you.” There there is a postcard with the image like a SEARS photoshoot where Alastor is holding chair but then chair is in the background fade and above like a heavenly beacon.

Merch showcase - prints! 1 nsfw print of Alastor naked, tied up, and then an Alastor head censoring the sexual acts between him and the machine chair. 1 bookmark of Alastor dancing with a chair. 1 print of Alastor having a romantic dinner with chair in the bayou and a poppet is acting as their waiter.

Merch showcase - charms! One charm shows Alastor blushing and being overwhelmed by various chairs surrounding him. The chairs are also blushing. Second charm shows Alastor sitting on a chair. The grin he is leaning against the chair’s back and fully clothed, but the back shows he’s secretly hiding a corset, thong, and sexy pantyhose with his tail out.

Merch showcase - roller standee! This shows the back and front view of Alastor rolling in a chair with KeeKee scared behind him and Shadow pulling them across. The standee is on functioning wheels to roll it around.

They See Me Rollin' - RadioRoller Parody Zine@radiorollerzine· Jun 26

What about a little more chair romance? @linklink6966.bsky.social might be able to show us how Alastor woos Chair. Check out their work and give them a follow! #TSMR #radioroller #alastor #zine #hazbinhotel

Spotlight for SpaceKiwi

Bio: just an artist making merch and making art of everyone’s favorite blorbo’s.

They See Me Rollin' - RadioRoller Parody Zine@radiorollerzine· Jun 24

What do you mean preorders are in a few days?! But the people don’t know how it even looks! — what?! — ITS TIME! #TSMR is proud to reveal our outstanding, amazing, chair-tastic cover made by the talented @faeymouse.bsky.social! Preorders open June 28, 2026 @ 12PM EST #radioroller #alastor #zine

The cover for the zine, they see me Rollin, depicting Alastor lying on his back, shirt open, exposing his chest and teasingly removing his tie, as he’s surround bout about six chairs prepared to ravish him, likely sexually.

They See Me Rollin' - RadioRoller Parody Zine@radiorollerzine· Jun 24

We have a chair-expert among us! @vezzi94.bsky.social has joined the team to give us more tales of Alastor and his beloved chair! Check out their work and give them a follow! #TSMR #radioroller #alastor #zine #hazbinhotel

Vezzi - spotlight

Bio: I’m just a girl with a completely normal obsession with the deer boy.

They See Me Rollin' - RadioRoller Parody Zine@radiorollerzine· Jun 23

Our magnanimous mod @magnus-mages.bsky.social is sure to show us the softer side of Alastor and chair. Check out their work and give them a follow! #TSMR #radioroller #alastor #zine #hazbinhotel

Spotlight for Magnus Mages

Bio: Just a tiny angst loving gremlin.
I can be found most of the time putting The Devil from The Bible into various sad situations but occasionally doing some dumb shit
like counting the number of ducks that
are in one scene or pressuring a friend into
making a zine about a demon being in a relationship with a chair.

They See Me Rollin' - RadioRoller Parody Zine@radiorollerzine· Jun 22

1 week until Shop opening! Cover reveal on Wednesday! Hold on to your seats! Preorders open June 28-Aug 31, 2026 #TSMR #zine #radioroller #alastor #hazbinhotel

They See Me Rollin' - RadioRoller Parody Zine@radiorollerzine· Jun 20

Sometimes Alastor likes to be romantic or sultry, but often time, both. Chair really appreciates it and @witchkart.bsky.social is certainly going to show us all sides of Al’s love for chair. Get to know them and give them a follow! #alastor #hazbinhotel #zine #radioroller #TSMR

Spotlight for Witchkart

Bio: Whimsical artist and Illustrator.
Drawing and drinking tea
whenever fate allows it.

They See Me Rollin' - RadioRoller Parody Zine@radiorollerzine· Jun 19

Good news everybody! They See Me Rollin’s Preorder period is coming! Shop opens June 28, 2026 to Aug 31, 2026! More information coming next week including bundles, early bird merch, and cover reveal made by @faeymouse.bsky.social Keep Watch! #TSMR #zine #alastor #radioroller #hazbinhotel

They See Me Rollin' - RadioRoller Parody Zine@radiorollerzine· Jun 18

What if @twistprodigious.bsky.social gives us an insight into a little bit of how Chair and Alastor interact when alone - or what if the papers found out?! Get to know them and give them a follow! #alastor #hazbinhotel #zine #radioroller #TSMR

Spotlight for TwistProdigious

Bio: 3 ducks in a trenchcoat from the UK. General ne'er-do-well and
avid multishipper who loves
making their dolls kiss.

They See Me Rollin' - RadioRoller Parody Zine@radiorollerzine· Jun 17

Oh the trouble Chair and Alastor are going to get into. Certainly @sparkinthestars.bsky.social is going to give us a little insight into their ways. Get to know her and give her a follow! #alastor #hazbinhotel #zine #radioroller #TSMR