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the corgi from cowboy bebop

@realqrampage

obsessed with corgis, softball, bicycles, gremlins, gyoza, and Philadelphia | mostly wholesome | nisei | Okinawan | rare disease patient and advocate | a guy who is a wife | she/her prof pic by @ethankocak.com

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the corgi from cowboy bebop@realqrampage· 23d

IS THIS NOT THE CUTEST BABY DOG YOU’VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE?!?!?!

Mochi, a red and white corgi, curled up underneath the blankets in bed. her head is tilted down while her eyes look up toward the camera and it’s the cutest facial expression ever

the corgi from cowboy bebop@realqrampage· 25d

my husband bought me flowers 🥰

a bouquet of pink and yellow flowers in a vase

the corgi from cowboy bebop@realqrampage· Jul 16

I am stoned and I am absolutely losing it over deedee megadoodoo

text to my husband: “omfg I just thought about deedee megadoodoo Imfao”

the corgi from cowboy bebop@realqrampage· Jul 14

the view I woke up to

Lola, a tricolor corgi, squishy in the bed. she is nested in the comforter with her snoot squished, revealing her little front teeth. what a goober!

the corgi from cowboy bebop@realqrampage· Jul 13

I am guilty of smooching the doggy

a picture of Lola, a tricolor corgi, with a pink lipstick mark on her snoot. the picture is captioned “Did someone smooch this doggy”

the corgi from cowboy bebop@realqrampage· Jul 6

a delicious dinner + dessert to eat in my hotel bed

zucchini blossoms with ricotta and tomatoes, summer salad with tomatoes, olives, and watermelon, and beef tartare

spaghetti with tomatoes, burrata, and basil

panna cotta with berry coulis, blueberries, and raspberries

the corgi from cowboy bebop@realqrampage· Jul 3

when you send your husband to get Rita’s because it’s a million degrees out but the online flavor availability was a lie

my husband: Juicy pear was a lie
my husband: Georgia peach

me: that's okay :( tell them I'll just fucking kill myself in front of the franchise owner

the corgi from cowboy bebop@realqrampage· Jun 27

my husband took a cute pic of these 11 piggies during my nap

Mochi, a red and white corgi, curled up on the couch next to a blanket. my toes are peeking out from the blanket because I am napping on my tummy

the corgi from cowboy bebop@realqrampage· Jun 24

on the other hand!

my moissanite engagement and wedding rings. the engagement ring has a center stone and small stones around it to make it look like a lotus flower. the wedding bands are on either side of the engagement ring. my finger has a mushroom tattoo above the rings. Lola, a tricolor corgi, is lying on the ground in the background of the pic.

the corgi from cowboy bebop@realqrampage· Jun 24

I used to think I wasn’t photogenic but now I realize I just can’t keep my face from exploding when I feel pure joy

me in my wedding dress. I am unabashedly laughing with my mouth wide open

the corgi from cowboy bebop@realqrampage· Jun 23

my beautiful lil family 🥰 [husband face reveal only available to premium subscribers]

me and my husband at our wedding. we are sitting on a bench, laughing and smiling, with our corgi babies, Lola and Mochi, sitting on the ground in front of us

the corgi from cowboy bebop@realqrampage· Jun 22

wedding Mochi

Mochi, a red and white corgi, sitting under a table with a white tablecloth. she is peeking out from under the tablecloth and smiling. she’s wearing a floral pink harness with pearls.

the corgi from cowboy bebop@realqrampage· Jun 10

ahhh yeah, now we’re living

in the foreground, Mochi, a red and white corgi, is on my lap while I hold a book in my hand. in the background, you can see Lola, a tricolor corgi, laying on the patio

the corgi from cowboy bebop@realqrampage· Jun 9

Mochi spying on the neighbors

Mochi, a red and white corgi, standing on her hind legs and looking over a short concrete wall

the corgi from cowboy bebop@realqrampage· Jun 8

big Lola loves sleeping on the patio

Lola, a tricolor corgi, asleep on her side on a concrete patio

the corgi from cowboy bebop@realqrampage· Jun 5

holy shit

Q: how many days of the week have boobs in it

A: Only two days of the week have "boobs" (the letters b-o-o-b) in their name:
• Tuesboosday
• Sboosday
If you'd like, we can look into other fun wordplays, look up the origins of calendar day names, or explore something completely different. How would you like to proceed?

the corgi from cowboy bebop@realqrampage· Jun 4

not to brag, but I have a corgi on my lap and it rules

Mochi, a red and white corgi, curled up in a ball on my lap

the corgi from cowboy bebop@realqrampage· Jun 2

living the life

I am outside sitting on a blue patio chair with Lola, a tricolor corgi, standing on my lap and staring intensely at the camera. you can see a glimpse of Mochi, a red and white corgi, at the bottom of the frame (just her ears)

the corgi from cowboy bebop@realqrampage· Jun 2

stoned and reading with the Mochi stonedchi

the back of Mochi’s head. Mochi is a red and white corgi. she is sitting on my lap outside while I try to read a book

the corgi from cowboy bebop@realqrampage· May 30

Lola went too hard last night

Lola, a tricolor corgi, half asleep on her side on a gray couch with her head on a multicolor pillow. her tongue is blepping out of her mouth

the corgi from cowboy bebop@realqrampage· May 28

he also follows up these pictures with the cutest commentary

a text from my husband: “I did not touch, just said hellooooo”

the corgi from cowboy bebop@realqrampage· May 28

whenever my husband goes on a long run in the woods, he sends me pictures of the local wildlife

a turtle in the Wissahickon

the corgi from cowboy bebop@realqrampage· May 27

reading with the Mochi 🥰

a selfie in which Mochi, a red and white corgi, is sitting in my lap while I read a book in the garden

the corgi from cowboy bebop@realqrampage· May 26

my birthday present has arrived!!

Matt Haig’s newest novel, The Midnight Train

the corgi from cowboy bebop@realqrampage· May 25

my husband made special birthday pancakes 🥰

a pancake made with a birthday cake mix and covered with a berry compote

the corgi from cowboy bebop@realqrampage· May 24

life update: I am now a press on nail girlie

my left hand with a light pink/white press on manicure and my wedding and engagement rings

the corgi from cowboy bebop@realqrampage· May 22

mine forever 🥰

my husband’s hand, showing his tattooed ring finger with a Q and a band, and my hand, showing my engagement and wedding rings

the corgi from cowboy bebop@realqrampage· May 12

a close up of Mochi, a red and white corgi, as she stands to get closer to the person holding the camera. she looks like she is smiling with her eyes open. the caption says “GOOD MORNING AND HAPPY TUESDAY”

the corgi from cowboy bebop@realqrampage· May 10

my moissanite engagement and wedding rings. the engagement ring looks like a lotus :)

the corgi from cowboy bebop@realqrampage· May 10

spent the day smiling at my husband

a picture of me sitting on a bench at Longqood Gardens. I have long black hair and freckled light skin. I am smiling at the camera and there are purple and yellow flowers and greenery behind me.

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