Regi, SUITable seat
@regiraccoon
That purple raccoon from NYC @sourcitrussuits.bsky.social suiter! He/him 30 NSFW profile 18+ only. I don't like to reinforce stereotypes but I do belong in the trash 💜💜💜 FA:
Didn't realize how badly i needed a tipsy handsy mascot to treat me like this until I saw it for myself~
Pulling up to my therapy appointment with the cookies I baked last night like
Cookie Monster still top 3 mascot crushes of mine look at this big blue doofus and his snazzy little waistcoat and bowtie I want him to do such embarrassing things to me.
Mascots resting their fat pudgy tummies on tables/objects and then just staring at you
I just found a wooden mallet in my shed am I legally obligated to become a toon fur now?
This place BETTER be filled with inflatable ships and big pirate plushies who kidnap i mean volunteer you to be part of their cuddly crew otherwise im fucking suing
"Circus Explosion" being the first thing i see when I click the link couldn't be more fitting
With all the terrible shit we all have to passively put up with, its a hard sell to rip almost 400 pages of a specific niche of it. But what an insight into social media, its power on politics, and the inhuman pieces of shit welding that power. Its as shocking and disgusting as it is unsuprising.
He was officially promoted from "goober" to "sleep paralysis demon" and he takes his new position very seriously
Just finished The Master and Margarita. Good mix of kinda dark and twisted while also being quite silly yet still pretty deep. Also theres a walking talking cat character who's like the devil's personal Jester and thats just cool as fuck Been slacking on books this was a good one to start back on
Happy world rat day i would very much like these two to kidnap me back to their lair and smoosh me between them~~~
Business suit Cookie Monster should tie me to a chair and sit on my face while he spends hours counting the millions of cookies hes amassed 1 by 1.
Saw my first bee of spring! So of course that means I should post huffy bee art to celebrate!💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤 First 2 done by @red19.bsky.social And third by @morshmarter.bsky.social
Dropping subtle hints to my normie friend that I saw Hoppers with so that if I tell him im a furry it won't be a total surprise
The reason I'm still single is because my standards for a boyfriend are impossibly high
I love him so much his gay little jacket it's so cute and he's so silly and I want him to kidnap me and keep me as his own personal toypet 🥰🥰🥰
Lmao eat shit Punxsutawney Phil u dumbass rat maybe hit the optometrist and get ur eyes checked
Low key kinda done with all this being-a-regular-person just stick me in the waddly bouncy totodile and let me live my best life~
POV I'm convincing you to make highly questionable horny decisions
I woke up having such bad naughty huffy thoughts about this guy god why does he have to be so hot my day was derailed from the moment I woke up and its all his faulttt
I think im realizing im stuck in a huge inescapable mood for pudgy disney cat mascots