Sounds the sort of thing you'd say if you were hiding Dracula's grave
Boaty McBoatface hits different after the sinking of the Belgrano
It's a small modern classic! According to ... ok according to my publisher
Starting to think the judge in Roger Rabbit got it right
Yeah sounds terrible Augustine, we're all very glad we are no longer pagans, tell us more about these disgusting licentious rites, perhaps we should go and observe them just to see how abhorrent they are
NP. It's ... good? Puzzled that these grizzled epicureans have made an enjoyable pop record in 2026, a task they've avoided throughout my lifetime
I expect he got Arts Council funding for it
It's about time someone told the dead a thing or two
One an hour plus four hours sleep
You never see the character "Richie" from the restaurant based drama The Bear & @rsmythfreelance.bsky.social from here in the same room do you
Have the guardian ever seen a film
This cunty chimp ain't no virgin
Nothing human is alien to... oh actually no, some of it is
When your grandad died you found a tattered faded photo of him on a beach with this ambiguous monkey and an unsent letter headed "for Coco", most lines scribbled out but hinting at overwhelming forbidden passion, pleasures that almost unmoored him
Your mother plays the mouse organ in Hell
Start the day with a mascot that absolutely fucks
This evening's viewing 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
What's wrong with fucking sunshine you tiresome phrase-bundler
Motherfucker is obsessed with bad weather
St Augustine giving advice on posting etiquette
Oh fuck me, he's killing the fucking guests
