✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆

@rosphix

Feet on the ground, head in the sky. I got plenty of time. Long Tail Stoat. Skunk. Hispanic. Avatar by TG channel:

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✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆@rosphix· 26d

I *do* like doing fanart sometimes when I get a neat idea.. Good Hunter cooper...

a furry/fan art portrait of Sly Cooper from his namesake grame franchise dressed like a bloodborne hunter, in one hand holding a saw-spear inspired version of his cane and in the other a long revolver based on the one used by "Tennessee Kid" Cooper, an ancestor of his from one of the games.

He's got the long coat and hat of the regular hunters from Bloodborne but in a blue that better matches his usual clothing from his games.

✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆@rosphix· 28d

Oh what a cool guy @foxbites.bsky.social is

a portrait of a sleezy looking fox smoking a cigarette while surrounded by a corona of floating abstract cigarettes surrounding their head like an acrid ashy burning halo against a pure black background

✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆@rosphix· 28d

Life is good Coffee tastes better from this mug.

A pov shot of me lounging on a couch drinking coffee from a pepe le pew themed mug

✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆@rosphix· Jul 11

It's me!! By @albertobalsalm.bsky.social omg

A pic of a long tail stoat standing long and wrong and regarding the viewer with a noble gaze

✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆@rosphix· Jul 10

New tattoo King clown

An arm tattoo of a weasel eating jalapeno jelly out of a big jar wearing a kingly crown

✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆@rosphix· Jul 10

*snf* something smells good

a furry art portrait of a dumb looking sleazy raccoon with their tongue out and their eyes half lidded but not quite in a bedroom eyes sort of way

more in a stoner sort of way but they're not actually a stoner

their whiskers are untrimmed and poking out anyways like unruly weeds in a shaggy lawn

✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆@rosphix· Jul 9

Hello, can I make you happy? You grab on tight to this. If you keep it, that frown will fly away. For @texsaber.bsky.social

a furry art portrait of Tex Saber done from the waist up, of them holding balloons toward the viewer with a big smile on their face- wearing brightly hued overalls with balloons in the same color arrangement on the chest and a large rubbery bow tie matching their bright red nose.

The background is the kind of jazzy squiggles against a dark black background you'd find in a 90s arcade.

✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆@rosphix· Jul 9

✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆@rosphix· Jun 21

Happy father's day

Blueys dad bandit laying pipe on somebody

✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆@rosphix· May 21

Something that started at LVFC but I just barely got around to finishing- look, it's who? It's blue! Blue the nightstalker What a jerk!

Furry art of a anthropomorphic nightstalker from Fallout New Vegas standing center frame from the waist up in apparently nothing but a ragged little skimpy white tank top with holes in it. They're out on a clear bright blue day with clouds rising like eerie soft mountains behind him, in front of a chain link fence with barbed wire wrapping the top edge

That along with the bullet holes on the beat up old "MOTEL" sign behind that, red and vertical with three big red yellow and blue googie star emblems pinned along its length top to bottom.

Wherever they are it might be a bit lousy, dangerous- or fenced as to keep the lousy and dangerous things out.

He's standing there tilting back slowly, big smile on his face- almost toasting you with a nuka cola he holds in his right hand as his left dips below the bottom of the frame and scratches his nuts while he's looking right at you.

His body is a mottled mix of browns and beiges highlighted by bright yellow/orange bursts of color-

on his ears, on his snout bridge, around his neck and chest, and making up his treasure trail and pubes. He's a fit guy, a bit banged up with scarring but seems pleasant enough. Wagging his little rattler in the background behind him. Why not say hi

✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆@rosphix· May 18

Which one should dyde get

An anthropomorphic opossum wearing a pink sweater with the words "GENTLEMAN CALLER" printer on stands holding two different energy drink

They agonize picking between either "FAG FUEL" or "SPOOD BEAST"

✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆@rosphix· May 17

A weasel girl doing a pose from an old pic of rockabilly queen Wanda Jackson..

✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆@rosphix· May 16

I've been licking away at this for a while Trying to conceive of this city setting for a vn. Drawing little vistas of different places Places to wander late at night while thinking about things that happen during the day

✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆@rosphix· May 13

Me and keto rented a cabin and got a GREAT DEAL

A painted study of a screenshot from evil dead 2 of the cabin surrounded by atmospheric lighting

Only

Added two it is two doofy little cartoon weasels, a longtail stoat and a pine marten, walking toward the front door

The stoat going "I like it, personally"

✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆@rosphix· May 12

We got water mixed drinks soda and coffee. Re4 mercenaries and I'll doodle you if you drop in You wanna relax at the con version of the hunters dream You come to me

✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆@rosphix· May 6

Nothing in the way now... Some fanart. :3

Furry art, a digital painting of two characters from Mouse P.I, of Jack Pepper and Steve Bandel engaged in a tender kiss.

They're in Jack Peppers office at night, it rains outside through a window facing the street that lets in the dim electric light of Mouseberg. They're in front of a mirror and beside Jack's filing cabinet.

Jack is a PI in a trenchcoat shrimped forward exhausted and having his hat lifted by Steve who is a stage magician dressed in a showy cloak and outfit.

He lifts Jack's hat as they look deep into each other's eyes. Jack kneels at his waist, gently but not literally held in hypnosis by the obviously charismatic and in control Steve. Their lips mingle even as they talk. As if every word is spoken mangled around constant anxious eager kissing.

S: You missed me huh?

J: yeah...

S: Real bad, too.

J: yeah....

S: Is it all wrapped up? Done for?

J: Yyyeah..

S: Good. So good. You're so good jack. You good boy

J: Stop...

S: Fow now. This place still smells. Can we head back to the mansion? Get some sleep?

J: That ..would be nice.

S: Hey, by the way- I got an opening. Wanna interview? My comeback show is gonna burn the house down.

J: Not. Funny.

S: Maybe we can see how you look in the dress-

J: Steve...

S: C'mon baby boy. Let's go home.

✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆@rosphix· Apr 24

Don't threaten me with a good time.

A knees up furry art portrait of anthropomorphic stoat in all black wearing a cowboy hat with a bent brim and a bullet hole in its center. Their otherwise plain but dark ensemble is complete by a pelt of fur on the left shoulder and a pelt of black feathers on the right. Both of which came from two distinct but now dead living thinking feeling creatures.

They have a blood colored scarf with teal accents whose brightness sits in such absurd contrast to the rest of their dark and muted colors that they almost glow in the dark in regular lighting.

Their face is a topographical map of different scars. But their face exudes restrained glee. Whatever violence is going on, they're deeply into it.

They carry a saber in scabbard just under its hilt, and point a shiny revolver pointed directly at the viewer in a quick draw style

The end of the hilt, their tongue and a bit of their chops are stained in a mild impression of blood. They taste their enemies life essence and it fuels their own.

✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆@rosphix· Apr 22

Him shortly after:

✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆@rosphix· Apr 22

Rigging inside a dream

Furry art of an anthropomorphic raccoon fella in a petzl style sit harness with a crab claw positioner clipped to a side loop, orange and brown scarpa style approach shoes, orange crew socks, and skimpy fuchsia short shorts which show off their big fat ass.

Stepping up on a top rail they look over their shoulder casting the peace sign with the right hand and holding a bundled green/yellow rope in the other.

The background is a framed night scene showing festival infrastructure- distant truss, barricades and a temporary box elevator and the tall vertical truss it travels on.

The sky beyond is dominated by the presence of a large orb, a Vegas sphere style orb, projecting the image of Joshua trees winding branches like spider limbs in a deep purple against a teal night sky riddled with a smattering of stars. The lower part of the orb is the hazy psychedelic pink of a retreating sun.

The background scene is suspended in a sloppy black painted frame which itself is isolated inside a larger light gray frame. The stars dot across every layer, unrestricted by the framing and appearing whenever they like.

As the raccoon steps on the rail, shirtless legend that he is, he appears to be stepping from the foreground framing through layers into the background and diegetic setting.

His face is bright cute, marred by a scar streaking the bridge of his snout and a larger one along his left bicep, but otherwise is chipper and seems happy to be alive.

✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆@rosphix· Apr 13

Ve a buscar a tu abuelo; esta afuera bailando como un payaso.

A cartoony picture of a badger on its hind legs holding a corona and wearing a cowboy hat dancing with the lyrics of Juana La Cubana floating behind him

✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆@rosphix· Apr 11

This is the control console you're supposed to use for flirting with me

✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆@rosphix· Apr 1

Look I'm not gonna repeat myself because every time LVFC happens I tell people "Avoid the strip, party downtown at local spots, I can recommend plenty of places" but people convince themselves they NEED to do the strip thing so I'm gonna be using this image all weekend

✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆@rosphix· Mar 30

Desert Skunk

A portrait of a anthro skunk standing in a bushy row of colorful flowers against a backdrop of red and beige desert mountains under a bright blue sky

The skunk is a messy looking scruffy bastard with their tongue poked out

✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆@rosphix· Mar 29

Armed traveler

A furry art digital painting of an anthro stoat with a scarred face wearing colorful Renaissance style clothing and a fur cloak standing in front of a large tree with a base covered in dead leaves and moss floating in the center of a dark void

They're smoking a cigarette and stand slung with a sword literally taller than them secured against their back

✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆@rosphix· Mar 22

✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆@rosphix· Mar 19

It really was true when he said that Bards were more powerful than wizards. A good jester or clown is more powerful than any warlock

“Now, as I understand it, the bards were feared. They were respected, but more than that they were feared. If you were just some magician, if you'd pissed off some witch, then what's she gonna do, she's gonna put a curse on you, and what's gonna happen? Your hens are gonna lay funny, your milk's gonna go sour, maybe one of your kids is gonna get a hare-lip or something like that — no big deal.

You piss off a bard, and forget about putting a curse on you, he might put a satire on you. And if he was a skilful bard, he puts a satire on you, it destroys you in the eyes of your community, it shows you up as ridiculous, lame, pathetic, worthless, in the eyes of your community, in the eyes of your family, in the eyes of your children, in the eyes of yourself, and if it's a particularly good bard, and he's written a particularly good satire, then three hundred years after you're dead, people are still gonna be laughing, at what a twat you were.”

✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆@rosphix· Mar 16

It's too late I have already depicted myself as the stoic and unbothered corrupt police chief Irons and you as the emotional and irrational surviving members of S.T.A.R.S following the events of resident evil 1 in the lead up to the raccoon city outbreak

✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆@rosphix· Mar 15

So this place Which is right near Alexis park It's a horror themed coffee shop, Has a drink called the Jill sandwich If you're coming for lvfc you can go here and get your ass a Jill sandwich

✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆@rosphix· Mar 11

its mar10 day... his name is Pennevada. Nevasylvania

a cartoonish furry art portrait of a pine marten in warm colors with a pennyslvannia and nevada shaped chest mark. They're surrounded by floating eggs and stars

✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆@rosphix· Mar 6

Depicted the moment Kevin Ryman was dropped as a candidate for the S.T.A.R.S program.