ani, your local seal 🍉
@ru4seal
Prepare for funny fat animal folks and also board games and politics|Happily taken (love you, @libras250.bsky.social!)|He/They|29|Latino|🔞|TERFs/Nazis fuck off|ACAB & BLM
(3/4) And finally, I’ve got to submit the creative, brilliant @maniacalmetalhead.bsky.social for consideration! This mustachioed fox knows no limits in intellect or waistline! So I’d let him finally become the blob of his dreams like in pic 3, while feasting his way across the globe on vacation!
Quote a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap. WE COME ALIVE UNDER THE NEON GLOW IT’S THE PARTY OF YOUR LIFETIME
“It was an age of miracles, it was an age of art, it was an age of excess, and it was an age of satire.” Got an INCREDIBLE comm from the amazing @tacorat.com of my 20s lemur Laurent, based off a real Leyendecker advertisement! I couldn’t be happier with the result! Thank you again, Pac!
I’d love to toss my fat seal Nico in (at either size)! Let’s see him flustered and surprised at bursting all the buttons on his suit with that big blubbery belly of his~
Let’s mix things up a bit! Got a snooty, sassy lemur lad who could use a little loving~
It looks like dms don’t allow pics, but if you’ll still open, I’d love to claim one! Here’s the ref for my fancy lemur, Laurent! For the prompt, let’s go with “drinking tea snootily”, and the bf color can be that pale yellow of the second pic! Let me know you’ve got time, and I’ll pay right away!
“Don’t just stand there, you buffoons! Summon my tailor at once! And don’t you dare tell those despicable gossip rags about this!” An AMAZING silly headshot by @syc.bsky.social of my new oc & dnd character, Laurent! This nouveau riche lemur twink wasn’t prepared for how fattening the 20s could be…
Omg congrats on 10,000!! If anyone deserves it, it’s you! And thanks so much for the opportunity 💜
Soda, pizza, and games: what better way to spend a cold winter day? This seal’s looking for a player two! An amazing YCH from @cobaltgrande.bsky.social! Thank you again, it looks amazing!
Ooh, thanks for the opportunity! Might I toss my feathered bronze dragon into the mix? I’d love to see him snoozing happily, belly stuffed to the brim after a good feast!
Here you are! One cozy and romantic, and the other…well, I’m keeping warm, at least!
Congrats on 2k, and thank you for the opportunity! I’ll toss my lavender seal into the ring, as fat and happy as possible 😘
Blobface train! Looks like this baker couldn’t resist sampling his own wares! (By the amazing and incomparable @syc.bsky.social!)
One lavender business seal, for your edification! (And thank you for the opportunity!)
Presenting Rakotz, the feathered bronze dragonborn! Former soldier, current charming diplomat, bon vivant, shameless hedonist, and Scheming Evil Advisor (disclaimer: not actually that evil, but certainly scheming! Sometimes you gotta be a lil manipulative and sinister to maintain world peace :3)
I need to get high and stuff myself more often if this is where it gets me~
Does he have room in his office for a well-dressed lavender seal with an appetite for baked goods, mayhaps? 😘
Omg thank you for this opportunity! One fat lavender seal-bunny, for your enjoyment! You’ve got full artistic freedom for this one!
Sun, sand, sea, and *SQUEAK*! Been curious about pool toys lately, and was able to nab a FANTASTIC ych from the amazing @squidinu.bsky.social! Now who wants to hop in the pool? I don’t bite….in fact, I can’t bite!
If you see this post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera roll. No cheating! Big seal time 😘
Well then, sure! I’d love to toss my little shortstack kobold barbarian into the mix! Thank you for the opportunity 🥰
A little fashionably late, but this seal’s got some style (even if he doesn’t fit into it for long!) (Comms by @chubby-shark.bsky.social, @vetrowolf.bsky.social, and @sunflarefats.bsky.social, respectively!) #fatfurgala
O-oh, hey there! Sorry, you caught me in the middle of my taste-testing, heh……wanna join me? (An absolutely FANTASTIC icon from @syc.bsky.social, the most delightful goat I’ve ever had the good fortune to meet! THANK YOU AGAIN SO MUCH SYC AAAAAAAAA)
Congrats on 800 followers! I’ll toss my big feathered dragonborn fighter/bard Rakotz into the ring!
I’ll toss in a few of my favorite fellas to fatten! Wyll from Baldur’s Gate 3, Yashiro Kawaji from World of Horror, and Oscar from Scarlet Hollow!