He will be hailed by the sounding of trumpets, the beating of wings, and the sky shall be torn asunder.

this stupid shit came to me in a dream im sorry

bored at the bar ama

insane to me that nobody has killed me with hammers yet

this is a woman. to me

i know what you are

this is who youre vagueposting about if you even fucking care

thats IT. wear the joots.

literally me

had in and out for the first time

can someone create kurwaistan in one of Those games i wanna see what happens

snifts you. hmmm . smel like. bottom !

sip sip slorp sip schlorp

sometimes you just need to make a fancy omelette to feel better

🚨 A VIXEN HAS HIT THE EBAY THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨

i bet this feels really good if youre an electron

me when i fuckign get you

need this rn

rune-coded characters (according to friends)

i still look at this and laugh fucking god tier post jan misali

uh huh

thank you

oh hey

whoagh your boobies look fat and awesome today

tfw gamer rage has existed as long as there were games to play

sending cozy christmas vibrations directly to your prostate

under attack