Sarah Hans
@sarahhans
Writer, reader, on several spectrums
If there was ever proof you should stop giving this transphobic hag your money, this is it. Last I heard, Amnesty removed the report in fear of her retaliation. She was willing to take down an entire charitable organization that helps people all over the world just for her bigotry. THIS IS GROSS
My latest omegaverse shifter romance is up for preorder. I’ve also discounted book 1 to only $.99 ❤️ www.amazon.com/dp/B0DS1KM54...
This weekend is the Columbus Book Festival so today I’m frantically spray finishing bookmarks in my back yard 😅
Y’all I think I found my next cosplay! It’s literally just me, with more patches
My daughter’s dog decided I’m the one who will keep her safe from the fireworks I guess 🤷🏻♀️
It’s so hot in Ohio this week when the sun hits my skin I can feel it burning. And people wonder why I hate summer
It’s the last day of Origins 2026! I’m so sold out of 2 of my 4 monster smut books, but I’ve still got a few copies of King of Darkness and Dear Krampus! Get ‘em while they’re hot! (Also come say hi to me in the Authors Alcove if you haven’t yet!)
Origins day 2! I have DCC bracelets and ttrpg zines for just $5! Come see me in the Author Alcove, row 2700 in the Exhibitor Hall! #originsgamefair
My beloved Ursula doll has inspired many questions at my house. Does Ursula poop out her ear? Do her privates have a beak? 🤷🏻♀️
Hardly anyone I know seems to be on TikTok anymore but I’m not sure why. I just watched a class of elementary school kids performing Enjoy the Silence 🤷🏻♀️ #thesacredtexts
Up early to take a friend for a medical procedure. I’m not a morning person but I got to see a double rainbow and help out a friend so, it’s cool
Our puppy used to be confused for a dachshund when she was little and now I see why
A very kind person just told me I look like I’m from Salem Massachusetts and my hair is undyed and I’m dressed like a nerd, so this is basically the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
My daughter got a Doberma’am 😍😍 She’s only six months old and already 70 pounds! 😬
Tomorrow is the (outdoor) Newark Book Festival from 10-3. This is the weather forecast 😞
Having five pets (including a giant puppy and an elderly cat) means realizing you have vomit on your clothes sometimes and you have no idea where it came from 😭 puppy pics for internet tax
All our dogs are in love with this giant squishmallow from the thrift store, but none more than Tiny Wee 🥹
Y’all I’ve always wanted to write fantasy and apparently romantasy is the portal I needed to do that so please read the first chapter of my orc romance and consider backing my Patreon to read future chapters if you like it. 🙏🏻 🥹 www.patreon.com/posts/153676...
My cat just randomly wandered over and purred in my lap and made biscuits for about 5 minutes before wandering away again, so I think he’s proud of me, too 🥰 (here he is yesterday alerting me to an empty food bowl by preventing me from brushing my teeth)
I typed THE END on the first draft of my LitRPG novel today! I didn’t need to type THE END but it’s so satisfying!😅 The final chapter will post to Patreon on March 30th. At 95k words, it’s the longest draft I’ve ever written. I’ve struggled to write long form in the past, so I’m proud of myself ☺️🥰🥳