Scarina’s Vault

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Licensed funeral director, writer, horror aficionado, photographer Order Buried New Jersey: Underground Adventures in the Garden State

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Scarina’s Vault@scarinasvault· 28d

Thank you for all the birthday wishes, everybody! One day I’ll get my dream gift (owning the moon) but you’re all great. Love you!

A giant cake that says Murder, She Wrote. Angela Lansbury stands next to it in a green dress.

Scarina’s Vault@scarinasvault· Jul 11

I’ve never seen so many Animal Crossing villagers singing together at once. It’s a little unsettling.

Scarina’s Vault@scarinasvault· Jul 8

I just added that to the list

Scarina’s Vault@scarinasvault· Jul 8

Werner Herzog meme speech bubble saying “Serving cunt has its consequences.”

Scarina’s Vault@scarinasvault· Jul 8

S2E6 Maidenform. Pete’s hair is clinging to life.

Pete Campbell holds a picture of a young woman. Her skin is clear but she went to the University of Dour.

Scarina’s Vault@scarinasvault· Jul 7

S2E5 The New Girl. Pete fathered at least one baby but he still has hair.

Scarina’s Vault@scarinasvault· Jul 6

Bonus pic of Pete in upsetting shorts.

Pete Campbell, inexplicably wearing a white v heck sweater & upsettingly short shirts. Sal Romano averts his gaze in the background, probably from horror. This is not how you plan an ad campaign!

Scarina’s Vault@scarinasvault· Jul 6

S2E4 Three Sundays. Here’s a wildly unflattering picture but his hair remains.

Pete Campbell in Mad Men making a terrifying face.

Scarina’s Vault@scarinasvault· Jul 4

S2E2 Flight 1. Pete still has hair & Trudy’s making me uncomfortable.

Scarina’s Vault@scarinasvault· Jul 4

Big Elf doesn’t want me to share this picture of the real Infowars Elf but I’m going to share it.

A meticulously detailed crayon drawing of an elf. He wears a red hat with a green pompom. His checks are red with good cheer & he has a gentle, benevolent smile. He wears a tunic of green with a white ruff, green mittens, and brown leggings. The tunic has INFO WARS delicately embroidered across the breast. He exudes gentleness and decency.

Scarina’s Vault@scarinasvault· Jul 4

S2E1 For Those Who Think Young We’re in season 2 & Pete still has hair.

Scarina’s Vault@scarinasvault· Jul 1

My birthday is coming up, can someone get me this weird Armand pillow?

Interview With The Vampire Armand Pillow. It’s the scariest pillow in existence. It’s beige & flat & he’s just looking at you with golden eyes.

Scarina’s Vault@scarinasvault· Jul 1

S1E13 The Wheel. Pete Campbell still has hair.

Pete Campbell from Mad Men. He still has hair.

Scarina’s Vault@scarinasvault· Jun 27

Currently reading. It’s very good.

A hardcover copy of Tim Curry’s book “Vagabond.” The cover has a black-and-white photo of young Tim Curry sitting on a dock.

Scarina’s Vault@scarinasvault· Jun 24

S1E12 Nixon vs Kennedy. Pete’s hairline endures.

Scarina’s Vault@scarinasvault· Jun 23

Summer hair touch up. Foundation is Tirtir red cushion 13C, lipstick is the new MAC Viva Glam w/ Chappell Roan in Unnatural Redhead.

A redheaded woman stands in front of a Halloween decoration.

Scarina’s Vault@scarinasvault· Jun 22

I finally caught a coelacanth!

Scarina’s Vault@scarinasvault· Jun 19

It occurs to me that some of you may not have heard my NY/NJ accent so, in the spirit of togetherness I’ve seen inspired by the World Cup, here’s me & my weird voice.

Scarina’s Vault@scarinasvault· Jun 17

S1E11 Indian Summer. The horrors persist & so does Pete Campbell’s hairline.

Pete Campbell still has a good hairline.

Scarina’s Vault@scarinasvault· Jun 14

This is how brainstorming looks for me

2 chaotic legal size sheets of paper brainstorming why I want an MSW & focusing on bereavement & dysfunction.

Scarina’s Vault@scarinasvault· Jun 14

S1E10 Long Weekend and Pete still has hair

Scarina’s Vault@scarinasvault· Jun 10

S1E9 Shoot. Pete’s hairline endures.

Pete Campbell in Mad Men. He still has a robust hairline.

Scarina’s Vault@scarinasvault· Jun 5

She arrived & she’s beautiful.

A Murder, She Wrote dvd box set. It’s huge & shaped like 2 books. Jessica Fletcher is wearing a red sweater.

Scarina’s Vault@scarinasvault· Jun 5

Me every day:

Daenerys Targaryen smokes a cigarette in front of a fire. White text says “I fucking told you so.”

Scarina’s Vault@scarinasvault· Jun 4

S1E8 The Hobo Code. Pete’s hairline still exists.

Pete Campbell in an elevator. His hairline is still good.

Scarina’s Vault@scarinasvault· Jun 3

S1E6 Pete’s hairline endures & Roger called him “Paul.”

Pete Campbell stands in an office. He still has a full hairline.

Scarina’s Vault@scarinasvault· May 31

Let’s bring back those weird porcelain masks that everyone had on their wall in the 90s.

Black and white porcelain masks with dramatic eyeliner and red lips.

4 porcelain masks with assorted swirls and designs on their faces.

Scarina’s Vault@scarinasvault· May 31

James Hurley WILL be performing at the Freedom 250 concert.

James Hurley plays guitar & sings with Maddy Ferguson & Donna Hayward.

Scarina’s Vault@scarinasvault· May 29

I’m quiet quitting so I made this at work.